I'm pre-cringing for what is about to happen. *Oh no, the cringe is coming*

長い間 恐れていた…

I've been dreading this video,

この動画を出すことを

for the longest time, it may come as a surprise

信じられないだろうな…

But, I didn't always used to be this hip and cool and trendy.

俺が元から こんなにイケててクールで トレンディだったと思うか？

NO!!!

( ﾟДﾟ)＜違う!!!

There were dark days

俺にも “黒歴史” がある

before I did YouTube. Long, long, long ago when my name wasn't PewDiePie.

YouTubeを始める前…

It was just PewDie and if you don't know what I'm talking about, I used to be very active on the anime forums of

昔々…俺の名前がまだ “PewDiePie” じゃなかった頃…

Of MyAnimeList and I've recently gotten...

ただの “PewDie” だった頃

access to my old account from 2007 and we're going to explore it... Together.

知ってるか？俺は以前 ある アニメ紹介サイトで活動してた

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

その名も「MyAnimeList」

Here's my profile.

つい最近…

Thank God, most of it has been deleted. *:( YUSayThatPewds*

俺が2007年に作ったアカに ログインすることができた

Thank God!

見てみようじゃないか…

I do have 2000 forum posts.

…共に

*Pewds dying internally*

[ ※ドン引き注意 ]

Mmm. Let's see what we can find in Pewdiepie.

これが 俺のプロフ

Oh my god.

良かった… ほとんど削除されてる

Okay, all right

(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜助かった！

What have we got? Someone made a thread called. There's this gurl

約2000件の投稿がある

I really like and I responded 'geez stop posting love prob on these forums!'

ｳ───(;＾ω＾)───ﾝ

*laughs at his own joke*

早速…PewDiePieのヒミツを…

Way to help out Felix! Good job!

あぁ クソ

Warhammer Age of Reckoning. 'So, this game was released recently is anyone playing it?'

もう…いいよ

'I'm installing it at the moment :3'

何がでるかなァ

*epic cringe*

「好きな女の子がいるんだ…」 っていうスレがある

'Level 6 now, XD, I'm liking this game already, feels like WoW 2.0'

俺のレスは…

*wink*

「くっさ こんなとこで恋愛相談すんなよ」

'I'm playing a marauder'

…www

rawr... (Cringing so much that the color on the video broke.)

良い助言だな Felix！グッジョブ！

This is painful oh

「Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning」

I made this thread called polar bear defends itself against raving mad woman

「このゲーム最近でたよね 誰かやってる人いる？」

(respekting wamen at its finest)

「今 インストールしてるよ～(・ω・)」

*the cringe settles in*

「今 レベル6だよ！(＞▽＜)」

Edgy humor!

「このゲーム好きかも！『WoW 2』って感じ！」

What is going to happen to you after you die? Wow what if some philosophical thoughts?

( ≧▽ﾟ)

I don't mean to your body, but your mind. It's hard to imagine what's going to be like after we die.

「俺はマローダーだよ！」

I'm pretty sure death is going to be a lot like before we were born. I guess.

「(｢･ω･)｢ｶﾞｵｰ!」

My dream, however, is that all my ancestors will be waiting for me in heaven, like it's at the airport.

ｱｱ……

*sad music*

ｵ゛ｵ゛ｵ゛ｵ゛ｫ゛…

Th-the early seeds of agnostic athe-atheism was there. Good, good on you Felix.

ｸ゛ｵ゛ｵ゛ｫ゛… [ イタすぎワロエナイ ]

Oh god. This is painful. This is so painful.

ｵ゛ｵ゛ｫ゛…

'What do/did you do when you're bored in class?'

(( ´Д`))＜ｱ゛ｧ゛

Let's see what I said.

イタすぎる…

FAP

((( ´Д`)))＜ｱ゛ｧ゛

*sad music*

ｳ゛ｵ゛ｵ゛ｫ゛…

is online dating really okay someone asked and I responded if you look like shit

俺もスレ立ててるな

'is online dating really okay o.O?' someone asked and I responded

「キチガイ女の攻撃 シロクマ必死に耐える」

'if you look like shit'

キツいジョークだな！

(realisation in 3)

「死んだ後は どうなるんだろう？」

(realisation in 2)

ワーオ なんて哲学的なんだ

(realisation in 1)

「体じゃなくて 心の話だよ」

Something weird about laughing at jokes that you made

「死んだ後のことって 想像しにくいよね」

fucking 10 years ago.

「きっと “死” は俺たちが生まれる前の 世界と似てると思うんだ…」

'What are your thoughts on incest?' Oh? Oh no ooh?

「空港みたいに ご先祖様たちが 天国で俺のことを迎えてくれるといいな＾＾」

Oh, don't say it.

不可知論…無神論者のタマゴかな

Don't say it, Felix.

素晴らしいよ Felix

'don't you mean WINcest?'

(; ´Д`)＜ｱｧ

No, god damn it, god damn.

イタい… イタすぎるよ

I can't do this anymore!

「授業中ヒマな時 何してる・してた？」

I can't do this anymore!

何て答えたんだ？

'Super epic important discussion how, how come', as one word, 'when soul and Tsubaki turn into weapons

「オ〇ニー」

sometimes they are nude inside and sometimes they have clothes on'

「ネット上で付き合うのってアリ？」 って質問がある

I can't, I fucking can't, man. This, I fucking can't do this. 'How do you cool down after getting angry?'

俺の答えは…

'Goosfraba'

「お前がブスならな」

Adam Sandler references. Good job..

wwww

Oh my

自分のジョークに笑うって 変な感じだよな

great.

しかも 10年前のw

Fan fabulous. That is ooo so nice. What a ha ha moment.

「近親相姦について どう思いますか」

Strange things you do while or after watching anime.

ｵ───(´･д･`)───ｳ

*wait for it*

(´･д･`)＜アカン…

*boop* FAP

ｵ───(´･д･`)───ｳ…

Stop with the fap! What the hell is wrong with you!

言うなよ…

'the taste of the female gender'

絶対言うなよ Felix

CENSORED!

「ん？兄妹モノのAV？」

'What character do you hate that everyone likes? Why?'

クソ 馬鹿野郎が

'Misa she's awesome'

(; ´Д｀)＜ああもう無理！

No, you don't mean that. Felix, you don't mean that ok? You don't mean. You don't understand what you're saying, ok?

見ていられない…

Felix. No. Please. This is the worst! I can't.

「マジで最高の重要な議論」

I can't do it anymore, man. I can't do it. I can't do it.

「どうして…」

'What are your dreams? I'm in pursuit of becoming an a renowned graphic designer.'

書き方 違うし…

Well, that didn't work out did it? (thank goodness)

「ソウルと椿が武器に変身するとき…」

Oh, this is so fu- strange, man.

「裸だったり なかったりするのカナ？」

'A world without males.'

もうホント… 無理

'A world without men would suck so hard just because then I wouldn't exist'

マジで無理だわ

These are like my old Photoshop, holy shit, it's my old

「怒った時 どうやって落ち着く？」

It's my old World of Warcraft character.

「“Goosfraba”」 ( 深呼吸～ )

Oh man, I was so proud that I had the Hand of Ragnaros.

Adam Sandler ネタだな

Oh.

イイネ

'About Me: I'm a pretty shy guy. lol.'

とっても…

'I love anime and Photoshop.'

スバラシイ

'My favourite ones are pretty dark.'

オシャレデスネ～

*re-evaluates life choices*

めっっちゃイケてる～！

'NHK Ni Youkoso, Gankutsou' misspelled, 'and Death Note.' Woow.

お笑いセンス最高～

Death Note is a pretty dark anime, Felix. So edgy. But otherwise, I am a pretty cheerful guy!

「アニメ見てる時・見た後にする 変わったことは？」

As you can see with this picture that I decided to use.

「オ〇ニー」

*laughs faintly*

オ〇ニーネタやめろ！バカか！？

*girks voicebox*

「女性の味とは…」

*girking intensifies*

[ アカン ]

*faint chuckles*

「みんなに人気のキャラで 嫌いなキャラおる？」

Is that darker than black? oh

「俺は海砂のこと好きだよ」

Is that 'Darker than Black'?

オイ 冗談だろ

Oh my god.

Felix 冗談でも面白くないぞ 何言ってるか 分かってんのか

So, what else you can do on uh this website was to rate your anime.

頼むから！やめろ！

Let's see which ones I rated 10.

最悪だ… もう無理

Code Geass.

マジで無理 ありえない…

It's a pretty fucking good anime.

やめてくれ…

Clannad? What are you gay?

「あなたの夢は？」

I mean come on! It's 10 out of 10. It's a good anime!

「有名なグラフィックデザイナーになるんだ！」

Death Note? Hell yeah!

なれなかったな！ww

Gankutsuou? Hell yeah. Mononoke? Hell yeah. Kanon? Oh, what was that? That mopey- oh my god?

変な感じだなぁ…

Oh, that's the one! I always mixed that one up with Clannad.

「男が存在しない世界」

Kanon is...I think, I gave it a 9. You know what?

「男がいない世界なんて最悪だ！ なぜなら俺がいないからな！」

Masterpiece!

俺の 古いPhotoshop作品

Update!

うわ 懐かしい…w

Kanon. Oh my god.

俺の「World of Warcraft」のアバターだ

*short girk*

ラグナロスのアイテムが 相当 嬉しかったんだな…

Planets nine (?) Planetes was great.

ｵ───(´･д･`)───ｳ

That's a great anime. I still agree with most of these.

「俺について」

Ah, Full Metal Panic.

「俺はすごくシャイなんだ ( 笑 )」

That was the shit man.

「アニメとPhotoshopが好きで…」

Baccano!

「暗いアニメが好き」

Oh my god. *lol dat voice though*

「『NHKにようこそ！』とか」

Alright, which one did I late rate the lowest?

「『巌窟王』」…綴りが違う

Hotaru no Haka.

「それと『DEATH NOTE』！」ワォ

Oh, fuck yeah.

「 DEATH NOTE」は暗いアニメだよなぁ Felix？

It's like a masterpiece movie.

キツイぜ

It's just so depressing. I can't stand it.

「でも 俺自身は明るいヤツだよ！」

It's supposed to not glorify war and it shows how bad the the Second World War-

だろうな 俺が選んだ画像が 物語ってるよ…w

Where was the Second World War?

www

Yeah, it shows. How bad it is in a realistic way, but man?

(;´ж`)＜ｳｩｩｩｩ

It just made me feel so shit that I was like

(:.;ﾟ;ω;ﾟ;.:)＜ｳ゛ｳ゛ｳ゛ｳ゛ｳ゛ｳ゛

'I can't watch it'. It's like, it doesn't it does not deserve an average review. It's an, it's an amazing piece.

wwww

I gave Neon Genesis Evangelion

これ「DARKER THAN BLACK」か？

a 7.

まったく…

*slight tint laugh*

このサイトでは アニメの評価もできるんだ

The more I think about this anime the more I love it.

俺が10点満点にした作品は？

I would definitely give it at least an 8 today, maybe a 9. You know what?

「コードギアス」？

Masterpiece!

最高のアニメだ

Masterpiece!

「CLANNAD」？

I was too young. I was too young and too dumb.

カマ野郎かよ

Love Hina.

仕方ないだろ！良いアニメなんだ！w

Oh my god.

「DEATH NOTE」？ 当然だ

Oh my god.

「巌窟王」？

I can't. I can't. I can't do this anymore.

ったりめぇだろ

I have this constant cringe face on when I'm doing this. This is fucking goddamn it.

「モノノ怪」？

Last ones I updated was...

最高だ！

I don't even remember watching these.

「Kanon」？ ちょっと待て コレ…

My favorite character, Yagami Light.

ああ コレか！ 「CLANNAD」とごっちゃになってた

Hell Yeah!

「Kanon」は…

Still is.

9点だと？いや…

Sho Minamimoto. That's from that game. What was it called?

名作 (10点) だ！

Fuck, I don't remember.

変更！

"So zetta slow!"

「Kanon」か うわぁ…

I used to love math at the time so and he was like a math freak the character or whatever.

(; ´ω｀)＜ｳｩ

So, I thought it was cool.

「プラネテス ９」？ プラネテスは良いよな

Is that my email address?

最高のアニメだよ

flex89?!

ほとんど今と同じ意見だな…w

You know me, flex! Mister flex89?

「フルメタル・パニック！」か…

What happens if we search flex?

ありゃ ヤバかったよ

flex 89 no no no no no no no no no no no no no, but that the put the bet no

「BACCANO！」

I say, no! Well. I think it's a good time to end it there. Thank you guys so much for watching.

うっわぁ…w

I'm sure we all have some embarrassing things from our past that is now stored online

一番低い評価は？

forever and I'm sure in the future I will look at the PewDiePie channel and just cringe at everything.

「火垂るの墓」…

But uh, you know what? You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna go and say it. Yes. I watch anime.

あぁ なるほど…w

What are you gonna do about it? I'm proud, god damn it. I don't care what you say. *flauncing it like its hot*

これ…名作映画だよ

I'm proud. I watch anime and I'm proud.

ただ 耐えられないくらい憂鬱なんだ

So, if you don't like it, you can go. Bye. Thank you for watching this video. I hope me sharing all this was worth it.

戦争を美化しないための映画で

I'm gonna go and uh...

第二次世界大戦の酷さを…

* sad music *

第二次世界大戦だよな？

cringe in a corner. And, I'll see you guys next time. Thanks for leaving a like and subscribing and as always squad fam out.

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