:(

I don't have a lot of friends.

Shut the f-, danny. Do you want to go to the fucking ceiling?

I'm not playing around with you danny! Today, for the first time in my life,

I'm going to a house party. We're playing, "House Party:" the game.

[Loud clapping]

Made from the famous developer "EEK! LLC games."

It's a great game. It's a really, really, really, really, good game.

[Burps]-_-

Starting, new game. Oh my God, here we are. Oh? Okay.

I'm a little nervous!

Okay, don't mess this up Pewds, you can do this. You can do this.

This is the,

this is the fucking standard-room in Unity by the way

[Laughs]

Okay, whatever, all right. Let's go in and- oh hello, hello,

Hello!

Woah! She's dancing on the coffee table.

My God. Those moves.

Danny, could you dance like that?

Sorry, you've got a little

spit on you.

You may not have known this about me, but I'm actually an excellent dancer and I've been-

I've been waiting for a time to really, break down my moves.

Ah.

Ah.

Where's the dab? [Laughs]

Woah! Woah! What is wrong with your hair? What is wrong with it? Oh God, she's dancing t- Hello, how you doin'?

Ok- oh. She keeps- oh.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

[Dramatic music]

All right, I think I'm supposed to talk to this girl.

Madison that's it. "Talk."

"Um, do I know you?"

Uh, no, but I would like to get to know you a little better. "Aw that's sweet, I'm Madison."

Madison can you stop? Can you just stop? What the fuck is this? Oh, she doesn't like it. I'm sorry M-. I'm sorry, Madison.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll get your phone. I'll get your phone, is that?- I have a third hand.

[Laughs]

Okay, good game... good game everyone. Very exciting game.

Very, very exciting game play.

Uh, how do I open?-

"Madison's bathroom." Okay, here we go. All right, where's the phone?

Where's th- There we go.

"Take it."

Madison's phone; got it. We're doing great. I think we're blending in really well in this party.

What do you guys think? "It's not a real party." Ceiling, ceiling. You will go, to the fucking ceiling. "Kill yourself." Such natural

movement, she has. Wow.

Wow.

She really knows how to, work it. What is wron- Oh my God, what is happening? Good game. Good game everyone.

[Music]

All right, "here Madison I have your-" Can you chill? No sweat.

No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. No sweat.

What she want us to do? "Aren't you a bold one? Help me play a prank on my sister," okay.

"Humiliate Ashley." Ashley,

Ashley, how about that? How about- what a great party. I'm having a great time

There's Ashley! There's Ashley. Ashley! Ashley!

[French] excuse me, how (is it) going, what's your name ?

Oh Go- what happened?

Wait, I can grab the chair

Woah!

Holy shit, man would you like a chair?

Ashley! How about your- how about a pizza? Would you like a pizza?

Where'd it go?

Oh, there you are.

Where'd she go? Ashley!

Ashley I have a pizza! Ashley, w-

[Laughs]

Co- Just open your mouth, Ashley. I got it for you. I got it for you, trust me.

I think she likes it. Oh, okay, all right. "Hi. I'm Ashley, I'm Madison's sister."

You're Madison's sister? I never would have guessed. You're way hotter than she is.

"Aw thanks, that's really sweet."

"Thanks for making fun of my sister, I fucking hate that bitch." No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. Ah, no sweat.

"My stupid sister Madison spilled beer on me." Okay, what a bitch. Can you tone it down, all right?

Can you tone it the fuck down over there?

All right, so what do we do with her then?

"Can I help you out with this beer accident?" Aww, you'd help me right now? I'm dripping wet. I need to-

Dripping wet, she's dripping wet. I'm outta water. Give me-

Can you get me some goddamn water? I'm on it. I'm on it, Ashley. I'm on it, don't you worry. What the fuck is this?

Is that a cat? Ah! All right, Madison, I'm on your quest.

I met your sister.

"She's up to something, I know it!"

[Dramatic music]

"Are you drunk?" No, w- oh, God.

"I'm straight-edge." I can't stand assholes who get drunk at parties. Okay. Does anyone want a pizza?

Anyone want a pizza?

Take it. Take it. Take that pizza. Come on, I know you swallow, you swallow. You want that-

God damn it, Frank you fucked up.

You fucked up Frank. No, no, no, don't touch Patrick. No, no, no, don't touch Patrick! Patrick, run! Run Patrick! Oh, shi- aw

shit, no! Patrick get up, get up. I'll get the pizza. I'll get the pizza, Patrick. I'll get the pizza.

It's going to be okay. Hang in there, buddy. Hang in there, buddy. I have the pizza. The pizza will solve, every problem.

Aw shit, Patrick, what are you doin'? Patrick fight! You got to fight g- you got to get up, get up. Got it!

I got him.

Shit, shit, shit.

Aw sh-

Oh my God, he's gonna f- stop! Stop fighting! Stop this.

Oh my God, not in the pizza.

Holy shit, he got punched.

Oh my God.

What is that face? Close your fuckin' mouth. What is wrong with you?

Stop. St- [Laughs]

Stop, please stop making that face. You're scaring me. You're scaring the chil- Oh my God.

K.O. I think he's dead, he died on a plant. Rest in plant. Rest in plant, Patrick.

Here, have a pizza. Have a pizza, think about what you do- there we go. Okay, I saw Frank checking out your ass

Oh, wait. That was me.

Yeah! "Oh stop it. Haha. You're funny."

Good one! Good one! If it's any consolation, wet clothes and all, you're still adorable.

No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. "Any luck finding me a way to dry off?"

What if we give her the towel?

"Perfect! Thanks! But these clothes still smell really bad."

Okay, I could wash them.

"You'd do that for me?"

"I'm not sure if I can trust you with that, what can I do?"

Bring me

Madison's diary.

Challenge accepted.

I can lay down on bed?

Excellent, good game.

"Remove shirt." Oh yeah!

[Background laughter]

Hey, don't laugh! What are you- don't laugh! Don't clap like that, please!

Oh my God, she took my fuckin' spot. What is wrong with you? "Lay down." Great, great I can't see her.

Hey, you look-

"Remove boxers."

"Remove pants." Woah!

Woah!

Woah.

No, no, no.

Put on your goddamn pants! Put on, God damn it, God damn it, put on the pants. "Put on pants."

What the fuck am I looking at? What the fuck? God damn it. Oh it's r-

Thank you. Thank you.

Ooh, that was a close call. Oh, he's ok now.

He's back alive, great. All right, so without looking online, or or cheating, you have to pick this pen.

Right? You have to get this pen. It's a really good game by the way. I'm really enjoying it. You have to get this paper.

Uh-huh, okay, and then what you're supposed to do is, you put the-

You put the paper right fuckin' here, and then you put the pencil over it, and then you get the code

to the fuckin' locker, and then you go here.

It's a good game by the way, it's really good.

And then you put this, on this fuckin' lock. Great!

"What in the actual fuck? That's my diary! I'm going to get Frank. You're dead motherfucker!"

No, no, we cannot let her go to Frank we cannot let her go to Frank w- fuck. Fuck.

Fuck! Don't get Frank. Don't get Frank. Madison! Ashley! Ashley, save me! Piece of shit.

Me and Frank are friends. Me and Frank are friends. We're friends. We're friends, God damn it. We're friends, you can't stop us.

You can't stop us Ashley, uou fuckin' whore. Frank, it's not true. It's not true

Don't listen to her. Do not listen to her Frank. Do not listen. Don't look- Frank, look at me.

I'm dead. Okay. Great. Frank, please, we can work this out.

We can work this out Frank, we can work this out. It doesn't have to end like this Frank.

You were like a father to me Frank.

You were supposed to be the chosen one.

Okay, is he coming?

[RPG battle music]

Aw fuck. "Close," close, close the God damn door.

Great, excellent. Just what I wanted. Please, I have a child.

What? How the fuck did he go down? Got 'im.

Ow, fuck, he got me. Aw, come on.

Come on. Am I going to have to replay everything?

God fucking damn it.

God fucking damn it.

[8-bit music]

Okay, so,

It looks like we're alone here. Just give me your dress, and I'll get the washing machine. "Can you shut the door first?" Okay.

We're still in the hallway... Give me your clothes.

"My pleasure." Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! "Marzia Productions," is sponsoring this video. This is an ad, for "Marzia Productions."

Okay, uh,

Your panties looks like they're soaked too. Uh, want me to throw them in the wash?

"Today's your lucky day." Score. No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. Okay, so we put her clothes in...

here.

Then,- oh she's naked. I forgo- okay.

Good job.