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  • The time has come!

    時は来た!

  • For me to lend my infinite, perfect wisdom

    俺様が…

  • on this planet.

    無限なる…

  • Either.io, the game of would you rather?

    世界一完璧な知恵を

  • That's right. We're doing another episode of this

    貸してやろう…

  • on my own free will

    ( ゚∀゚)<ウェッヘッヘッヘwww

  • not because I saw someo- some other youtuber

    「Either.io」

  • recently make a video about it

    “どちらを選ぶ?” ゲームだ

  • And I'm like

    そうだ またやることにしたんだ

  • "Yeah those used to get pretty good views.

    俺自身の意思でな

  • Maybe I'll make another one of those"

    別に 他のYouTuberがやってるのを 見たからとかじゃないからな

  • But you should be thanking me

    別に…

  • Okay?

    「( ゚∀゚)あぁ!」

  • My morals are absolutely perfect

    「コレは視聴回数稼げてたよな」

  • Okay, let's begin this stupid game. Okay

    「俺もやろう」 とか考えてないぞ

  • Would you rather become a superhero or become a supervillain. To be fair,

    お前らは俺に感謝すべきだ!

  • there's no cool supervillain. There's very few of them. They always make them so lame

    いいか?

  • I think that's the problem with superhero movies these days. Is just the villains are so lackluster. Back in the day, you know Joker, Bane

    俺の倫理観は完璧なんだ

  • Badasses, you know, what are they now?

    さぁ このクソゲーを始めようか

  • Sergeant birdman

    よし

  • sergeant

    「スーパーヒーローになるか スーパーヴィランになるか?」

  • squad Fam Bird

    正直 カッコイイ悪役っていないよな

  • Turtle man

    本当に ほとんどいない

  • cat killer

    製作者が わざとダサくするんだ

  • Nah, I'll become a superhero, easy. Moving on

    最近のヒーロー映画の問題は そこだと思うな

  • oh and please do

    悪役がパッとしないとこ

  • Leave your comments and thoughts in the comments in the comment section.

    昔は “ジョーカー” とか “ベイン” とか…

  • Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

    かっこよかっただろ だが 今はどうだ?

  • What do you think I'm some sort of fucking fish? Do I look like a fish to you? If I can fly,

    鳥男軍曹~とか

  • then that means no effort, okay?

    軍曹…

  • At least that's how I look at flying. If i- flying means I have to do this all the fucking time, then nah, fam

    鳥スクワッド~とか

  • I don't want to fly. Okay, I'll take the breathing underwater

    亀男とか…

  • I'll take the option where I don't have to put any effort, but if flying just means "Hey, I would like to go there" *Bzzz*

    猫の…殺し屋とか

  • I'll take it. Thank you. Easy!

    嫌だね スパーヒローにするよ

  • Can you get me some tiff- difficult questions please? This is too easy.

    簡単だ 次いくぞ

  • Would you rather never be able to make a compliment?

    あぁ そういえば

  • *thinks*

    コメント欄にコメントと お前らの意見をコメントに書いてくれ

  • This is the easiest one I ever heard

    「飛べるようになるか 水中で呼吸できるようになるか?」

  • Why would I want to make a compliment? I'm trying to wrap my head around- never be able to compliment

    なんだよ 俺のこと魚だとでも思ってんのか?

  • *thinks again*

    俺が魚に見えるか?

  • That.. supposed to be a bad thing? I don't.. Or never be able to complain. Well I think the choice is pretty obvious

    もし飛べたら…

  • *laugh*

    努力しなくていいって事だろ

  • What?!

    「飛ぶ」ってそういうことだと思うけど

  • *surprised*

    もし「飛ぶ」ってのが ずっとこうしてなきゃ いけないっていう意味なら

  • What?!

    お断りだ

  • What are you, pussy boys?! 77% don't want to complain?! What are you, fucking b-b-g

    飛びたくない

  • Gay? You never want to complain? Okay well then you can't complain about this: you're a little bitch. How about that

    「水中で呼吸」するよ

  • Are you going to complain about it? You can't

    努力しなくていいほうを選ぶさ

  • Jesus Christ

    だが「飛ぶ」って アレだろ?

  • Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?

    「あそこ行きたい!」と言ったら

  • Well again, the choice is obvious. Masturbation

    ⊂(^ω^)⊃ブーン

  • Does that count as sex? I change my mind. I change my miiiiind!

    当然そっちを選ぶ!

  • Fuck you. Would you rather be visited by Ancient Aliens or

    簡単!

  • by mole p- what the fuck is mole people?

    もっと…

  • Is that even a question? That's-

    ムジュ… [ 噛んだ ]

  • *laughs*

    難しい問題 よこせ!

  • Great, great. That's like asking someone

    クソ簡単すぎんだよ!

  • "Hey,

    「一生 人を褒められなくなるか」…

  • would you rather meet the president or this homeless man?

    こんな簡単な問題あるかよ…

  • I will be visited by the mole people.

    人を褒めたいわけないだろ

  • The people living in our dirt and ground instead of the ancient aliens that can borrow u- that can borrow to us

    今 理解しようとしてる…

  • Ancient technology, which y- could save humanity. No, thank you. I would like the mole people. I'll pick the mole people."

    「一生 人を褒められない」…

  • Would you rather be part of a real giraffe?

    それって…悪いことなの?

  • Would you rather be part of a real Jurassic park scenario or be part of a real day-after-tomorrow scenario?

    「一生 文句を言えなくなるか」

  • Jurassic Park. It's like, "Would you like to be cold for a couple hours or would you like to be eaten by a badass dinosaur?"

    答えなんて 決まってるだろ…w

  • I'll- I'll take the dinosaur. Would you rather glue your eyes shut with Superglue or

    (;゚Д゚)<ハァ!?

  • spill hot glue over your naked lap? Easy

    (;´Д`)<ハァ!?!?!?

  • Spill a hot glue over my naked lap. I've done it a couple times. It's a very sexually pleasuring experience

    お前ら 何考えてんだ!?

  • I did it once by accident, and then I'm like, "Huh, that was pretty good." Would you rather live in a homeless shelter

    77% は一生文句言いたくないって!?

  • with internet acces

    何なんだよお前ら…

  • Okay. Or live an amazing house isolated from any outside contact? Well, you didn't say that I can't have internet

    ホモか?

  • Okay, you just said no outside contact. How amazing is this house?

    文句言いたくないって?

  • You know? Does it have a bowling alley? Does it have a private helicopter?

    じゃぁ コレにも文句言えないな?

  • I- I- It's too vague. I'm gonna have to go with a homeless shelter. Well

    “このクソビッチが”

  • I guess you're all a bunch of fucking idiots, huh? 2% of you are a bunch of idiots

    気分はどうだ?

  • Congratulations. You want to live without Pewdiepie videos? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Moving on.. would you rather kill someone? Yes

    「言い返したい」って?できないぜ

  • Oh wait, maybe I should read the full thing. And have nobody know? Yes

    何考えてんだ

  • or

    「一生 セッ〇スできなくなるか 一生 新しい事が学べなくなるか」

  • Not kill someone but have everyone think you did. I'll just fucking kill someone. What are you, stupid?

    まただな 答えは明らかだ

  • I thought about this the other day, okay? People say, "I will never kill anyone" But I'm like

    オ〇ニーがあるだろ

  • "Mm-mm." No, I think everyone will kill someone. I think it's in our blood, okay? I think if

    …それもセッ〇スに入るか?

  • If given the right circumstance, you would kill someone, okay? If there was a button in front of you, and it said, "Well,

    ちょっと待て!

  • If you don't kill this guy, all the people in the world is going to die", okay?

    (;´Д`)<今のナシィィィイイ!!!

  • You would kill it. Anyone would kill with the right circumstance, okay?

    クソが

  • So don't fucking bullshit me with that shit. "I wouldn't kill anyone." Yeah you would

    「古代の宇宙人に会うか?」

  • Okay, you would. You would

    「それとも…」

  • I'd kill you for having shitty opinions.

    “モグラ人間”ってなんだよ

  • Moving on,

    こんなの問題でもないだろ…

  • would you rather fight the entire Smurf Village

    …www

  • Or fight the full collection of Care Bears?

    あぁそう いいね

  • What's a care bear?

    こう言ってるようなもんだぞ

  • Oh my God, yes

    「なぁ 大統領か このホームレス どっちに会いたい?」って

  • I would- I would not just fight them

    「モグラ人間に会いたいワ!」

  • I would beat the shit out of them, and then when they're laying on the ground

    「彼らは土の中で暮らしてるのヨ!」

  • I would take down my pants. I would unzip my huge-

    「そりゃぁ古代の宇宙人は 失われた古代技術の 知恵を貸してくれるかもしれないし」

  • Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?

    「その知恵で人類を救えるかもしれないけど」

  • Here's what the question is actually saying: would you rather

    「要らないワ!」

  • People look up to you and praise you and love you

    「モグラ人間がイイノ!」

  • *burp*

    「モグラ人間にスル!」

  • or

    …wwww

  • Would you actually like to help s- help society? Would you actually like to do something good for humankind? But most people probably

    「ジュラシック・パークの登場人物に…」

  • wouldn't give a shit. *laugh*

    …www

  • Would you rather have to wear a full-body red leotard on your wedding day-

    「ジュラシック・パークの登場人物になるか?」

  • but, that's what I was planning to wear

    「デイ・アフター・トゥモローの 登場人物になるか?」

  • Thank you very much.

    ジュラシック・パークだろ

  • So what's a red leotard?

    これは「2時間ほど凍えていたいか…」

  • Hell yeah. Can you imagine me in that? That looks sexy

    「カッコイイ恐竜に食われて死にたいか」 って事だろ

  • or have to have the person you are marrying

    恐竜に決まってる

  • that day wear the full body red leotard?

    「瞬間接着剤で目をふさぐか…」

  • So, Marzia in a sexy red leotard or me in a sexy red leotard?

    「素肌の太ももに 熱接着剤をこぼすか」

  • Uh, excuse me. Marzia, I will have the privilege of looking hot in our wedding day, okay?

    簡単だ

  • Would you rather be best friends with Harry Potter or be best friends with Katniss Everdeen?

    太ももに 熱接着剤をこぼす

  • Who the fuck is Katniss Everdeen?

    何回かやったことあるんだが 性的快感を覚える行為だぞ

  • Oh my God, I don't want to be friends with any one of these fa-

    一度事故でやらかしたんだが 俺は…

  • I hated Jennifer Lawrence before it was cool

    「(*´Д`)<今のめっちゃイイ❤」

  • Okay? Way before it was cool

    「ネット環境がある ホームレスの家に住むか…」

  • I saw through her obnoxiousness miles away. Her giant ego, her, (werid accent) "Oh look. I am le humble.

    へぇ?

  • I am a little drunk right now, guys. I might say something totally crazy!

    「外部とのつながりを一切無くし 素晴らしい家に住むか」

  • *laugh in a weird way*

    「ネット環境がない」とは言ってないな

  • I am Jennifer Lawrence

    「外部とのつながりがない」だけ

  • Please, everybody, love me. Look how bootiful I am. Look how humble I am."

    どんな「素晴らしい家」なんだ?

  • Would you rather take a sizzling hot shower or an ice cold freezing shower?

    ボウリング場でもあるのか?

  • Well, I don't want permanent

    プライベートヘリもある?

  • bu- damage to my body

    曖昧すぎるだろ

  • So I'll take the ice cold one, because I'm a Swedish viking man and not a little pussy boy.

    ネット環境あるホームレスを選ぶ

  • "Ooh! It's a little cold"

    どうやらお前らは 頭が悪いらしいな

  • Ooh! My balls went inside my body."

    2% のお前らはクソ馬鹿野郎だ

  • That's normal, okay?

    オメデトウ

  • It's called masculinity.

    PewDiePieの動画無しで生きたいって?

  • Gets 2% of fucking bitches.

    そう言いたいのか?

  • How about that?

    次だ 「誰かを殺すか?」

  • Congratulations.

    当然!

  • Would you rather slam your hand in every door or

    待て 全部読むべきだな

  • fall down every flight of stairs?

    「でも誰にも気付かれない」

  • I would rather die. How about that? Which one will most likely kill me? The stairs

    最高!

  • I'll pick that one. Thank you.

    「誰も殺さない でも全員に殺したと思われる」

  • Well I guess- I guess

    殺すに決まってるだろ

  • 515,000 people are fucking idiots

    馬鹿なのか?

  • Goddamn it pisses me off. So you're not paying attention to my morals? You're picking the wrong-

    考えたことがあるんだが

  • You need help, you need guidance in your life

    よく みんな 「私は誰も殺したりしません」って言うだろ

  • Stop making bad choices. Bad choices kill people.

    それを聞くと 「イヤ~」って思う

  • Would you rather have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day or

    誰でも人を殺すさ

  • Have a fashionista pick a new outfit every day.

    それが俺たちの本能だ

  • I don't like when people dress me

    もしも…

  • It was really fucking weird doing Scare Pewdiepie. We had a- she was very nice

    “それなりの条件”があれば お前らだって人を殺す

  • But her job was to dress me, and I wasn't allowed to wear my own clothes

    もしもお前らの目の前に 殺人ボタンがあって…

  • And it just really pissed me off because I'm like, "Oh, you don't want any form of authenticity

    「この男を殺さなければ 世界中の人間が死にます」 って言われたら

  • in this show? You just want me to look like a goddamn product that you guys built?"

    ボタン押すだろ

  • I don't know why it bothers me so much, but

    条件さえそろえば 誰だって人を殺すんだよ

  • Hair- hair and makeup. Do my hair and makeup. I don't give a shit. Okay, well I guess

    馬鹿げたこと言うんじゃねぇ

  • 60% people are fucking wrong, okay?

    「私は人殺しなんてシマセン~」

  • Would you rather always wear Crocs or always wear socks with sandals?

    するさ

  • Can I pick both? I love Crocs, okay?

    いいか するんだよ

  • Have you worn Crocs? Everyone hating on Crocs like it's a meme, like you can't think for yourself. "Oh Crocs are so ugly

    するんだ

  • because that one meme

    馬鹿なこと言ってると 殺すぞ

  • I saw online said it."

    次だ!

  • They're fucking comfortable as shit, and they say the exact same thing with sandals and socks, okay?

    「スマーフ村全体と戦うか」

  • "Oh, I know about them. You can't wear sandals and socks. (weird noises)"

    「ケアベア全種類と戦うか」

  • I wear sandals and socks. It's comfortable as fuck. You can't stop me, okay?

    「ケアベア」って何?

  • "Oh, you can't do it because someone else said that you can't do it (whiny noise)"

    うっわ マジかよ

  • God damn, it pissed me off

    戦うさ それどころか…

  • Fuck you. You can't think for that shit

    ボッコボコにぶちのめして 地べたに這いつくばったら

  • You're not worthy of my fashion. You're not worthy of my morals. Fuck you. Leave a like on this video by the way. Appreciate it.

    ズボンを脱いで チャックを下ろして…

  • Thank you so much. Leave a like if you like Crocs and leave a like if you like sandals. This has been, your boy, PewDiePie

    「アカデミー賞を受賞するか ノーベル賞を受賞するか?」

The time has come!

時は来た!