Name: NEVER COMPLAINかNEVER COMPLIMENTか？ (NEVER COMPLAIN or NEVER COMPLIMENT?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:06:29.000Z
Duration: 10 min 29 s

For me to lend my infinite, perfect wisdom

That's right. We're doing another episode of this

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ｳｪｯﾍｯﾍｯﾍwww

not because I saw someo- some other youtuber

そうだ  またやることにしたんだ

"Yeah those used to get pretty good views.

別に 他のYouTuberがやってるのを 見たからとかじゃないからな

「コレは視聴回数稼げてたよな」

「俺もやろう」 とか考えてないぞ

Would you rather become a superhero or become a supervillain. To be fair,

there's no cool supervillain. There's very few of them. They always make them so lame

I think that's the problem with superhero movies these days. Is just the villains are so lackluster. Back in the day, you know Joker, Bane

さぁ  このクソゲーを始めようか

「スーパーヒーローになるか スーパーヴィランになるか？」

正直  カッコイイ悪役っていないよな

製作者が わざとダサくするんだ

Nah, I'll become a superhero, easy. Moving on

最近のヒーロー映画の問題は そこだと思うな

Leave your comments and thoughts in the comments in the comment section.

昔は  “ジョーカー” とか “ベイン” とか…

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

かっこよかっただろ だが  今はどうだ？

What do you think I'm some sort of fucking fish? Do I look like a fish to you? If I can fly,

At least that's how I look at flying. If i- flying means I have to do this all the fucking time, then nah, fam

I don't want to fly. Okay, I'll take the breathing underwater

I'll take the option where I don't have to put any effort, but if flying just means "Hey, I would like to go there" *Bzzz*

嫌だね  スパーヒローにするよ

Can you get me some tiff- difficult questions please? This is too easy.

Would you rather never be able to make a compliment?

コメント欄にコメントと お前らの意見をコメントに書いてくれ

「飛べるようになるか 水中で呼吸できるようになるか？」

Why would I want to make a compliment? I'm trying to wrap my head around- never be able to compliment

なんだよ  俺のこと魚だとでも思ってんのか？

That.. supposed to be a bad thing? I don't.. Or never be able to complain. Well I think the choice is pretty obvious

「飛ぶ」ってそういうことだと思うけど

もし「飛ぶ」ってのが  ずっとこうしてなきゃ いけないっていう意味なら

What are you, pussy boys?! 77% don't want to complain?! What are you, fucking b-b-g

Gay? You never want to complain? Okay well then you can't complain about this: you're a little bitch. How about that

Are you going to complain about it? You can't

努力しなくていいほうを選ぶさ

Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?

「あそこ行きたい！」と言ったら

Well again, the choice is obvious. Masturbation

Does that count as sex? I change my mind. I change my miiiiind!

Fuck you. Would you rather be visited by Ancient Aliens or

「一生 人を褒められなくなるか」…

would you rather meet the president or this homeless man?

The people living in our dirt and ground instead of the ancient aliens that can borrow u- that can borrow to us

Ancient technology, which y- could save humanity. No, thank you. I would like the mole people. I'll pick the mole people."

「一生  人を褒められない」…

Would you rather be part of a real giraffe?

Would you rather be part of a real Jurassic park scenario or be part of a real day-after-tomorrow scenario?

「一生  文句を言えなくなるか」

Jurassic Park. It's like, "Would you like to be cold for a couple hours or would you like to be eaten by a badass dinosaur?"

答えなんて 決まってるだろ…w

I'll- I'll take the dinosaur. Would you rather glue your eyes shut with Superglue or

Spill a hot glue over my naked lap. I've done it a couple times. It's a very sexually pleasuring experience

I did it once by accident, and then I'm like, "Huh, that was pretty good." Would you rather live in a homeless shelter

77% は一生文句言いたくないって！？

Okay. Or live an amazing house isolated from any outside contact? Well, you didn't say that I can't have internet

Okay, you just said no outside contact. How amazing is this house?

You know? Does it have a bowling alley? Does it have a private helicopter?

じゃぁ  コレにも文句言えないな？

I- I- It's too vague. I'm gonna have to go with a homeless shelter. Well

I guess you're all a bunch of fucking idiots, huh? 2% of you are a bunch of idiots

Congratulations. You want to live without Pewdiepie videos? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Moving on.. would you rather kill someone? Yes

「言い返したい」って？できないぜ

Oh wait, maybe I should read the full thing. And have nobody know? Yes

「一生  セッ〇スできなくなるか 一生  新しい事が学べなくなるか」

Not kill someone but have everyone think you did. I'll just fucking kill someone. What are you, stupid?

I thought about this the other day, okay? People say, "I will never kill anyone" But I'm like

"Mm-mm." No, I think everyone will kill someone. I think it's in our blood, okay? I think if

If given the right circumstance, you would kill someone, okay? If there was a button in front of you, and it said, "Well,

If you don't kill this guy, all the people in the world is going to die", okay?

(；´Д｀)＜今のナシｨｨｨｲｲ!!!

You would kill it. Anyone would kill with the right circumstance, okay?

So don't fucking bullshit me with that shit. "I wouldn't kill anyone." Yeah you would

would you rather fight the entire Smurf Village

Or fight the full collection of Care Bears?

「なぁ  大統領か このホームレス どっちに会いたい？」って

「モグラ人間に会いたいワ！」

I would beat the shit out of them, and then when they're laying on the ground

「彼らは土の中で暮らしてるのヨ！」

I would take down my pants. I would unzip my huge-

「そりゃぁ古代の宇宙人は  失われた古代技術の 知恵を貸してくれるかもしれないし」

Would you rather win an Oscar or win the Nobel Prize?

「その知恵で人類を救えるかもしれないけど」

Here's what the question is actually saying: would you rather

People look up to you and praise you and love you

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