oh wow I bet you can't

おぅ ワ～オ

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

できないだろ～？

We're travelling to okinawa, which is this uh.

[ 沖縄ビログ ]

island south of Japan between Thailand(Should be Taiwan ~.~) and Japan. So it should be nice. It should be hot except it's going to rain

沖縄に行くぞ

Damn it

日本の南側…台湾と日本の 間にある島だ

The Queen has been there

きっと暖かくて素敵なところだ 予報は雨だけどな！

Hooray we've been in Japan

チクショー

two two weeks now, and we're staying two more weeks, for everyone asking. Okay. There's your answer

女王も来てたんだ

("A bunch of School Kids" screaming in background)

万歳！

(Felix) A bunch of school kids.

俺達が日本に来て2週間になる

We're here, it's raining

あと2週間いるよ

We also couldn't rent a car because we are not allowed to drive here

よく聞かれるから 答えてやったぞ

Probably could have guessed that but we rented cars in another country before and it's never been an issue

学生 めっちゃ乗ってる…

Our place is kind of in the middle of nowhere

着いたぞ～

But it's nice. It looks pretty

雨ふってる

I think (Me too! It's VeRy NiCe)

あと 車が借りれなかったんだ 日本の免許が要るらしい

[Music]

それぐらい把握しとくべきだったけど 今まで借りれなかった事なかったからさ

Since weather is bad we decided to go to

宿の周辺は何も無いんだ

the main road, I don't know very busy very touristy

でも 良いよな

Anytime we leave Tokyo it's so easy to get around in Tokyo. Oh my god. That's a pufferfish

良い感じ…

But anytime you leave Tokyo it's immediately so difficult, I can't call a taxi and all this stuff

…だと思う

We're here

天気悪いから 今日来たのは…

Thank you, the signature move everyone. I don't know what's going on apparently. This is like a famous icecream

メインストリート…かな？

It's a flavor

観光客でいっぱいだ

Purple purple flavor oh my god. Lil Pump would love this ice cream

東京では出歩くのも楽だったんだけど…

Japan being its Japan usual

うわっ フグだ

We've been seeing these everywhere

でも東京から出ると 色々と難しいな

Here, apparently they are to protect your house. Oh

タクシーとかも呼べないし

These are cute. Hey Marzia

ここだ

Yeah, this is underwear

ドーモ Marziaの得意技だ

[Marzia] No

ここは何なんだろう 有名なソフトクリーム屋さん？

No way. [Felix] You know this is underwear

これか？

I'm tired. Where are you going? This is underwear.

む…紫味？

Hey Marzia, this is me when I get demonetized

すげぇな Lil Pumpが好きそう

You guys recognize these huh you remember that Zaku

日本は相変わらず 日本してるな

wanna get some Evangelion sake?

どこ行ってもコレがある

That's pretty cool

家を守るやつ 魔除けだな

Got that one okay, that's kind of creepy

これはカワイイ

What is this?Snake drinks?

なぁ Marzia

Become lucky with money Marzia I need this

M: なあに

Pikachu

これ 下着だよ

Go Pikachu!

M: ウソ

Don't care about you Mario get out of here

M: 絶対ウソ

The amount of sweets I'm having here in Japan

いや 下着だよ

You want some

俺…

All right, we're back. I'm enjoying some of the sake, but I bought earlier

どこ行くの これ 下着だよ

We kind of had a strange day because we because of the weather and the fact that we couldn't rent a car our planes

なぁ Marzia

That sort of change, but it's supposed to be

M: なに？

Beautiful weather tomorrow, so we're hoping for the better

これ 非収益化された俺

the best

お前ら 見えるか？

There's something. I haven't told you guys

俺のザク 覚えてる？

Yeah, okay sure I was gonna dye it back to my old color

エヴァンゲリオンの酒だって

This is not my color. This is just the I guess they try to match the beard mom if you're watching

超カッコイイじゃん

I should have listened, but this is how I look like now so you guys better be nice about it. Okay? (Yeah sure, the subreddit is just going to be pretty normal this week xD)

あれ買う

Good morning today's a lot prettier outside very nice. We're gonna. We're gonna. Go to a beach now and

いやコレは怖いな…

Do what you do at a beach?

何これ？

What do you do at a beach the water have that turquoise?

蛇のお酒…？

beautiful

「金運が上がる」って！ Marzia 俺これ欲しい！

Smells doesn't it

M: ダメ！

Did you fart since we don't have a car we got to do a 20 minute hike no big deal. It's fine. We're heading like

少しでいいです…w

To the end over there we have already discovered the biggest bugs. I have ever seen in my life

よし… 乾杯

They were really big. I'm actually scared as well 20 minute hike let's go. They're so big and

イイね！

As soon as you go near then they go kick and fly in random directions

美味しいよ

Marzia is just running. She's like I'm done

ピカチュー！

I've never seen her run like this

頑張れ ピカチュー！

And there's a lot of stray cats on this beach

お前じゃねぇよマリオ 引っ込んでろ

You probably can't hear me because of the wind let's see how cold the water is

俺日本来てから 甘い物食べ過ぎだな

That's pretty nice (Just like your haircut)

少しいる？

Going for lunch here looks interesting. This is so cool

帰ってきたぞ！

In case you're wondering the food was really good. There's just cats everywhere here

買ってきた日本酒で お楽しみ中だ

I see it there. There it is x2 You see that

ちょっと変な感じの一日だったよ

They are so big so since we don't have a car. We have to walk through this minefield. What do they call?

この天気と車が借りれなかった事で 予定が大分変わったからさ

Grasshoppers could jump out at any moment

でも明日は天気が良いみたいだから 期待してるよ

A lot of people have been asking why I'm not vlogging

最高の日を

Well, I'm in Japan and the reason why is because I don't want to draw more attention to us

お前らに言ってなかったことがある

Then we already are we sort of get recognized way more this time around couple dozen times a day sometimes

(；´Д｀)＜ｵｫｫｫｫ…

And it's it's fine. I think I've reached this point where I'm like PewDiePie is so popular

アカン…

I can't tell the difference if it's a

M: カワイイよ～！

Fan or just someone that thinks I'm famous like if someone is a fan and watch my videos

あっそ ハイハイ

I'm happy to take a picture

元の髪色にしようと思ったんだけどな

But if if I notice that it's just someone that wants me as like in their photo because they think I'm famous I'm almost like

この色じゃない

Alright people always like oh, you're famous so you have to just deal with this

多分 ヒゲと合わせてくれたんだろうけど…

But people are so rude as well like it's so many people are just straight up rude like taking pictures of us

母さん 見てる？

Like we can clearly see you. It's so obvious we caught them then then they'll go like oh

言う事聞けばよかった

Oh, sorry

ともあれ コレが俺の見た目だから

Can we take a picture and as I yeah great like you didn't already get one like usually we get recognized like and we're used

絶対悪口言うんじゃねーぞ いいか？

to being recognized

おはよう！

But we also really like Japan because we don't get recognized all the time and this time it's been so different that we're like

今日は良い天気だ

Shit but yeah, Okinawa here, it is the vlog

晴れてるし これからビーチに行って…

We're going to check out the boat tour like

“ビーチでする事”をするぞ

You can see fishes and stuff. I know I want fishes as much as you do. I look like Tintin

ビーチって何するの…？

I can't get over it. It's so bad. How did I end up like this? (Self realization is the most humble human trait afterall)

ターコイズ色の水…

That was really fun that was really cool. They were so sweet that

綺麗だ

Family, I guess hey Marcia. Do you see any reptiles around here? No cuz I see the zucc

何か臭うな

In the middle of nowhere machine vending machine hard : Park

おならした？

She could wash away, thank you that can't be oh my god. It's real

車が無いから 20分歩くんだ

What are you doing here he says here on the road oh

平気だよ 全然大丈夫

I'm sorry

あの…端の方まで歩くんだ

Where'd you get bit? *On my legs* Oh, no, The one thing [that's] good about being me is that mosquitoes don't bite me cuz I'm like

今まで見た中で 一番デカい虫に遭遇したよ…

THE ZUCC

マジででかかった 俺もちょっと怖かったよ…w

Scared happy

この道を20分か

Have you seen that video where there's a

いいね！

Reptile running away in the beach, and then snakes just come out of the rocks like 20 snakes

めっちゃデカい

They look like this beach konichiwa if the earth isn't flat then explain this

近付くと 鳴き声が…

Honestly it's so peaceful

んで 飛んでくるんだよ

We've been sort of cursing the fact that we couldn't get a car, but honestly just walking around has been so nice

Marziaは走って逃げてる “もう無理”って感じ

My favorite part of the trip. We're leaving tomorrow actually

あんな走ってるの初めて見た…w

You were a quick trip as always their life of a YouTuber you gotta keep making videos

ここはノラ猫がたくさんいるな

Not a youtuber

風で俺の声聞こえないかな

Poodipie, no everyone knows. They work ahead of schedule. I don't do that shit dog. This is my favorite sign. I've seen so far

水の冷たさを調べようか

Gave myself a lil trim feel like I needed to

良い感じだ

Proportion my face a little bit. Leave a comment right now. What you think?

ここで昼飯だ

Thank you very much for the nice comment now

面白そう

Um we're going back home today, so I'm not gonna vlog

すげぇな…

But I want to show my setup in Tokyo and how that looks like so

料理もすごく美味かったよ

Alright, we're back

どこにでも猫がいるな

This is how my setup look at it looks like it's really just a small bedroom

あ～いた アレだよ 見えるか？

With a room divider. I was so worried that it was gonna be too loud with neighbors

めっちゃデカい

But no one has complained yet, so there we go. I got my origin

車が無いから…

Computer the smaller one which is so convenient that I could just put it in my luggage

この“地雷原”の中を 歩かなきゃいけない

I got this camera while I was here because mine broke

あれって何？

But it works pretty well got the cushions just to make the acoustics a little better

バッタか

It's not perfect, but it does the job and I'm just really glad I can

いつどこから飛んでくるか 分からないぞ

Make videos while traveling so easily

Marzia 後ろ！！

I'm so thankful that I'm able to make videos while I'm in Tokyo cuz we're really having a really great time

( ´∀｀)＜ヘ～ィ

It's so cool to...

日本にいる間 なんでビログを撮らないのか ってよく聞かれるけど

Don't know it's experience what we always thought we could do with YouTube because like I can upload videos from anywhere technically

理由は あんまり俺達に 気付いて欲しくないからだ

But now we're actually putting it to the test, and it's so cool to see that it works, so

ただでさえ目立つのに

Anyway, thanks for watching this vlog leave a like if you enjoyed and as always

今回は特に よく気付かれるんだ

Here's a little kissy

1日 20回以上とかな