- I'm Julie from June.

- Oh crazy.

I just got finished explaining how nuts

everything's gonna be to the Julie in January.

- That's nice.

- So crazy for her, eh.

Gosh, that was fun.

The look on her face.

(laughs)

Wasn't that so fun when I went back in time?

Ah, she's headed for a wild ride.

Why, why does your face look like that?

Why do you look like that?

- So do you want the good news or the bad news?

- No, no, no.

Come on.

I don't...

I don't know.

The uh, what do you think?

- Well, uh, I'm just trying to think of where you're at.

April, April, April.

You're quarantined? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'm in isolation, which hasn't,

it hasn't been that bad.

- Have you hit the breadmaking phase?

- Yeah, I'd say so.

I have my own sourdough starter.

- Ugh, you and everyone else.

- 'Kep.

It's pretty crazy about the whole Coronavirus, eh?

- It's what?

- The pandemic.

- Oh, yeah.

- Is that not top of mind?

- Have you hit the murder hornets yet?

- Ha, murder hornets.

That's not a real thing.

Murder hornets?

Murder hornets!

Wow, really, oh, okay!

- Sit down. - Wow.

We're fucking doing murder hornets.

No, no, not me! - Sit down.

Are people injecting Lysol?

- Look can we just do, let's just do some good news.

You know I could really, oof,

I could really use some good news.

(laughs)

- Oh, she wants good news, okay, yeah, yeah sure,

we'll do the good news here.

Uh...

Oh, verdict's in on the masks.

Turns out, wear 'em.

- Well that's great because you know

there's been some mixed messaging.

- Two astronauts went to the space station.

- That's exciting!

- Yeah, lucky fucks. - Okay.

- Oh, Betty White was trending.

- No.

No!

- Turns out she's perfectly fine.

- Oh thank god.

(sighs)

- Oh, that's it.

- That's it?

But people must be coming together and staying united.

- Uh, people have been protesting

the quarantine with assault rifles.

- What?

- Yeah, I think it's this like 5G thing,

I really don't understand that.

- Oh, that's ridiculous.

Shouldn't the police be involved with that?

Don't they have a responsibility to protect and serve

the health and well-being of every single citizen...

Why are you doing that with your hand?

- Oh I wouldn't, I wouldn't.

- How bad does it get?

- Shit hits the fan.

But if I'm being honest, it's always been bad.

It just hits a boiling point.

- You can't tell me what happens?

- No.

- But a lot happens.

- A lot.

- So what do I do?

- Well, it gets pretty grim.

And infuriating, and feels overwhelming.

If I'm here to give you advice it would be to say,

you, we, us, are a person of privilege

and it's part of our job to use our voice.

That's a responsibility we have.

You don't have to wait for a crisis to step up.

We can't change the past but we can certainly

help make the future better.

- Okay.

(phone chiming)

- Oh, it's just a Twitter headline.

Monkey steals COVID blood samples

in a "Planet of the Apes" style heist,

and cannibal rats in New York.

(laughs)

Oh.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

- What the f--

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