So today we're going to IKEA

今日はIKEAに行くよ

Because that's an adventure in my eyes

冒険って感じ

I'm here with my friend Mary

友達のMaryと来たよ

She's very nice, she can drive

とってもいい友達、運転できるし

That's pretty much why she's here

だから彼女を連れてきたんだけどね

We're listening to High School Musical

今『ハイスクール・ミュージカル』を聞いてるの

Just having a good time

とってもいいよ

Yeah, let's go

じゃあ、レッツゴー

So I've just been informed that there are some parts of Canada where you have to drive for 8 hours to get to an IKEA

カナダのどこかではIKEAに行くのに、車で8時間かかるらしいよ

Saskatoon

サスカトゥーンね

Saskatoon?

サスカトゥーン？

Didn't know that was a place

そんなところあるんだ

Rule number one of IKEA

IKEAのルールその１

Is don't come when everyone else is coming

混雑してるときに来ないこと

Because you will not find parking and you will spend ages struggling

駐車できなくてずっとうろうろすることになるよ

We're here on a Thursday at 11am

今日は木曜日の午前１１時だから

Soooo everyone's probably at work

みんな働いてる時間だからすいてると思う

Okay so we've made it to IKEA

IKEAにつきました

It's very windy, it's a very unpleasant day

今日は風が強くて、イライラする

Welcome to the UK

これがイギリス

There are some parts of the world where they don't have IKEA

世界でIKEAがある国は少なくて

Did you know that there are only 26* countries where they have IKEA

*26ヵ国にしかIKEAはないんだって

So this is IKEA

「チャリティーしないとね」

It's a Swedish furniture shop which is famous for selling cheap furniture that you take home in flat packs and put together yourself

これがIKEA

As you enter IKEA you see loads of different rooms which are designed with the furniture that they have to sell

組み立て式の安い家具で有名なスウェーデンの家具屋です

I think it's fun to go through them and imagine if you'd like to live in a house like that

IKEAの中は商品の家具でデザインされた部屋がたくさんあります

For example, I'm not too keen on this living room, I don't really like the colours

デザインされた部屋に自分が住むのをイメージするの、楽しいよね

What do you guys think?

例えば、この部屋は色が好みじゃないからまあまあかな

Look they've glued these shut

みんなはどう思う？

So you don't steal their damn biscuits

フタが接着されてる

To buy from IKEA you steal a little pencil like this one

だから中のビスケットは盗めないよ

And you write down the serial number for the items you want

IKEAでものを買うには、こういう小さいペンをみつけて

And at the end of your shop you pick up the flat pack with the same serial number from the storage room

そして、欲しい商品のシリアルナンバーをメモするの

I'll show you guys the storage room soon

そして最後に、貯蔵庫から欲しい商品をシリアルナンバーで探してとるの

So now that we're all pretty much on the same page about what IKEA actually is

貯蔵庫は後で見せるね

Let's get on with some fun facts

さてここで動画を見ている皆さんに

Apparently IKEA is building it's own town near London

興味深い事実を教えます

Which will contain shops, schools, theaters, a hotel and flat pack housing for 6,000 people

どうもIKEAはロンドンの近くに街を作っているらしくて

What the hell like who thought of this, like who made... Who made this up?

お店、学校、映画館、ホテル、6000人が収容できるアパートがあるらしい

Mary is loving these shower curtains, look at her

一体全体だれがそんなこと考えたの？

Here's another one for ya

Marはこのカーテンがとっても気に入っているみたい

In Sweden, IKEA's a pretty big deal

事実その２

Like I can't really remember going to anyone's house and not seeing anything from IKEA

スウェーデンで、IKEAはとっても浸透してて

There are even IKEA busses which are specifically designed to take you into IKEA

どこの家に行っても絶対IKEA商品があるし

To those of you who complain about getting lost, there are literally arrows like this everywhere

IKEA直通のバスまである

Like what are you doing? Just look down

迷子になるのに不満を言う人は、矢印がどこにでもあるよ

Look at this nerd she doesn't even realise she's being recorded

下を見れば迷子にならないよ

Idiot

このオタク見てよ。撮られてるのに気付いてない

Even though I don't really buy furniture

お馬鹿さん

I actually have a lot of fun going to IKEA

家具を買わなくても

I really love going through everything and just looking at all the different rooms

IKEAに行くのはすごく楽しい

I don't really know why, maybe I'm a boring person

いろんな種類の部屋を観るのが楽しいしんだよね

Okay but look at this your mind is about to be blown

なんでかな。多分あたしがつまらない人だからかな

What the hell

これみて驚くよ

It's a Transformer lamp

なんじゃこりゃ～

Whaaat

変形するランプだって

Ugh, none of this stuff is gonna be as cool as THAT

やばーい

So this is like a compact apartment

こんなすごいの他にないよね

So it's specifically made for really small flats

これは小さなアパート

And it shows like all these little....

小さなアパート向けに考えられたデザイン

Like it's a tiny place but there's actually lots of stuff in it

全部がコンパクト

It's pretty clever

狭いところにものがたくさんあるの

Okay so listen to this

とってもかしこいよね

The store was originally founded in 1943

それと聞いて

By a 17 year old

お店は元々は1943年に設立されたの

What, I'm 19 and I haven't done anything

17歳の人にね

I'm wearing pyjamas right now

あたし19歳なのにそんなことやったこともないよ

Here's a nice one for you

今パジャマを着てるよ

Through it's partnership with Save The Children and UNICEF

この情報もすごいよ

IKEAs provided over 12 million kids in 46 countries with better schools, teachers and learning materials

Save The ChildrenとUNICEFと提携して

That's nice

46ヵで1200万人の子供たちによりよい勉強ができるよう、学校と先生を提供してるんだって

That's rude

すごいよね

Then you get to my favourite section which is the kids section, full of toys! Yeah!

失礼ね

This was our main reason for coming, these meatballs are delicious

ここは私のお気に入りのコーナーでもある、キッズコーナー！おもちゃたくさん！

Here is that storage room that we talked about

この美味しいミートボールが食べたくてIKEAに来てるようなもの

It's where you find all the flat packs with all the numbers you've written down

ここがさっき話した貯蔵庫

Here's a fun fact

全部の商品がパック詰めされてあるよ

For a very short time I lived in a town called Lycksele

面白い事実をもう一つ

You're about to see it, about to see it

Lyckseleっていう街に住んでことあるんだけど

Whaaat

来るよ、来るよ

That right there, Lycksele

きたー

I'm pretty much a celebrity now

なんとここにもLyckseleが

And then you go and you stand in very long queues for hours

セレブになった気分

Unless you're a genius like us and come when no one else's come

この後、ながーい列に何時間も並ぶことになるよ

Then you get to the second food section, which is my favourite section of all of IKEA

空いてる時にくる私たちみたいな天才だったら違うけどね

In Sweden during Easter, instead of getting chocolate eggs we get these cardboard eggs and fill them with sweets ourselves

そしたら、2つ目のフードコートにつくよ。ここ私のお気にいり

This is where I spend most of my money, I love this section, it brings me back home

スウェーデンの感謝祭では、チョコの卵の代わりにお菓子がつまったダンボールの卵なの

It's got all the things I really miss except that ew

ここが一番お金を使うところ。ほんとにスキ

In Sweden it's normal for kids to have sweets on Saturdays

ぜんぶ恋しいい

We call it "lördagsgodis"

スウェーデンでは土曜日に子どもたちはお菓子を食べるの

Pick and mix is a pretty big deal in Sweden

"lördagsgodis"って呼ばれてて

So that's pretty much it for today's video

お菓子詰めはめっちゃ浸透してる

It's very windy, it's very unpleasant

今日のビデオはこんな感じかな

I hope you enjoyed it, let me know if you want me to make more videos like this

風強くてヤダな

Thank you, bye!

楽しんでくれたらうれしいな。もしこういう動画をもっとみたいなら教えてね