is now available in frozen!

But this patty isn't just for eating anymore!

Because there are so many things you can do with a frozen Krabby Patty!

- Oh, yeah? Like what? - Oh, yeah? Like what?

Like this!

Use them as snow shoes!

As a flying disk!

[chopping]

[moaning]

Or a hockey puck!

Bow!

[crashing]

[cheering]

You can comb their hair!

Wear them as jewelry!

Ohh!

[laughing]

Or flush them down the toilet.

The only limits are your imagination!

[laughing]

This ain't your grandma's Krabby Patty.

[laughing]

Er... actually, Patrick, that was my grandma's Krabby Patty.

Oh, sorry...

Grandma's cookies...

[crashing]

I don't wanna grow up, I want cookies!

Milky!

I want a sweater with love in the stitches!

I wanna wear tighties.

I wanna ride in my wagon.

I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Snuffykins.

I wanna rocky-rock on my sea horsey!

And I want kissy-kissy on my boo-boo!

[sobbing]

Take it easy, SpongeBob!

You don't have to be a baby to get all grandma's love.

- I don't? - No matter how grown up you get,

you will always be my little baby boy!

You can kiss your grandma and still be an adult.

Here you go.

Thanks, grandma.

[munching]

When I ripped... my pants.

♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪

♪ But I went and blew it all sky high ♪

♪ And now she won't even spare A passing glance ♪

♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪

♪ When Big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪

♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪

♪ And no girl ever wants to dance ♪

♪ With a fool who went And ripped his pants ♪

♪ I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't... ♪

♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪

♪ 'Cause winding up with no one Is a lot less fun ♪

♪ Then a burn from the sun Or sand in your buns ♪

♪ Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget ♪

♪ So listen and you won't regret ♪

♪ Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance ♪

♪ And you won't end up Like the fool ♪

♪ Who ripped his pants ♪

I guess I ripped my pants again!