I'll run you out of business.

I went to college.

I, The Amazing Plankton,

will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.

What does yours say, Plankton?

Oh, yes, it says, "discuss the secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula."

[coughing]

How interesting.

Krabs, catch!

[crying]

My moment of triumph!

Careful Plankton, I just mopped there.

Oh, the pain!

I'll drop the charges if you give me the formula.

Never, you little whelp!

Ow! My wittle arm!

Plankton, we'll lure the customers underground with this gorgeous scenery.

Karen, please, I'm trying to process my emotions.

Karen!

We'll lure the customers underground with this gorgeous scenery.

Man I'm good!

That certainly is chum.

And such steamy chumminess deserves recompense.

Oh, I'll take that.

Got an empty safe I can borrow, Krabs?

[laughing]

But seriously, this is getting really heavy.

[groaning]

[laughing]

Oof.

Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?

Yes I am.

Then you've just won $1,000,000.

You just have to answer one question.

What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?

Yes!

The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab

but is only to be discussed, in part or in whole, with its creator, Mr. Krabs.

Duplication of this formula is punishable by law.

Restrictions apply. Results may vary.

The Krabby Patty formula?

[kissing]

How did you get it?

First, I went to the Krusty Krab.

One Krabby Patty please.

- Thank you. - Whatever.

Come in Mr. SquarePants.

Please have a seat on the couch.

Now, let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.

You're a bit smaller than I imagined doctor.

But I guess that's why they call you a shrink.

[laughing]

Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs.

Your secret formula is finally mine!

[screaming]

Initiating launch sequence.

Krabby Patty, here I come.

I hope I don't miss again.

[laughing]

[screaming]

Okay, I'm ready for my Krabby Patty.

Actually, Mr. Plankton, sir,

I haven't...

Perhaps you don't understand.

You work for me now.

And as your new boss, I command you to make me a patty this instant.

Or I'll be forced to remove your brain and implant it in my robot chef!

So get cooking.

For me?

Surprise!

[screaming]

[laughing]

Attention beach goers.

You are trespassing.

You have exactly 17 minutes to haul your carcasses off of the future site

of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.

Do you hear something?

[inaudible squeaking]

[gasping]

[screaming]

Now that my Chumbot has dropped you into my clutch,

you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket.

[screaming]

What?

You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?

Come on, it's a standard marketing technique.

Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the timing is just right,

take the Krabby Patty.

Take the Krabby Patty?

[both laughing]

Arg! Mutiny.

I have the restaurant surrounded.

Give me the secret formula, or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab.

Ah, you and what army, bug?

What army? What army?! Look around you, Krabs!

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

Yeah, yeah!

How about a little takeout?

No, no! Never!

[laughing]

You are going to hand deliver it to me, personally.

No. No! No!

This is my lab.

And this is my laboratory!

Krusty Krab, the restaurant that never closes.

You'd like to place an order?

10,000 Krabby Patties?

We'll start your order right away.

Day 15, give it up for day 15.

♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y ♪

[laughing]

1,322...

Day 23.

- Give it up for day 23. - 6,650...

Day...

Anyone know how many days it's been? I lost track.

Hello SpongeBob, it is me, Mr. Krabs.

All right, now tell me the secret formula.

But sir, we haven't done the secret handshake yet.

Oh yes, why don't you start?

We stand on one foot,

balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads.

Formula time?

Almost.

Six and a half hours later.

Ravioli, ravioli, Great Barrier Reef.

[laughing]

Ah ha!

[screaming]

Ahh.

[screaming]

Dear Neptune above.

What happened last night?

Huh? What's this?

I'm in the Krusty Krab.

And that means the life switcher was a success!

The Krusty Krab is mine!

Corporate casual!

[police sirens sounding]

[screaming]

I'll take that.

Huh? No! No!

Ow! Ow!

[laughing]

Ew, a spider.

Come to papa!

[screaming]

[groaning]

It's not worth it. It's just not worth it!

Goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy.