You guys will like this.

Tonight, we've got super model Charlotte McKinney

from Baywatch, and Joe Dirt, too.

Whitney Cummings and I gave her an earpiece,

she got on stage at The Comedy Store

and repeated everything we said, as usual.

The crowd was not in on it, and they didn't know--

she didn't know what we were gonna say,

they didn't know what we were gonna say.

And here's the video.

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So is your earpiece working?

Whitney and I will feed you through this.

Charlotte, can you hear me? Where are my tens at?

When I come watch people here,

I'm, like, find it frightening.

You're gonna do great as long as you had a bad childhood.

(laughs) Okay.

I think the second I get up there,

I'm going to freak out.

SPADE: All right, get out there.

-Let's do it. -Okay. (screams)

(Spade screaming)

Please, you guys, give it up and keep it going

for Charlotte McKinney.

-(whooping) -(applause and cheering)

Say, hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

How's it going?

I know I look like a news anchor with a tapeworm.

I know I look like a news anchor with a tapeworm, but...

(laughter)

You know, I was in Joe Dirt 2.

I don't know if you guys know this,

but I was in, um, Joe Dirt 2.

In case you're wondering what you don't recognize me from.

So, you're probably wondering

what you don't recognize me from.

(laughter)

I dropped out of school.

So, I dropped out of school.

A lot of people know that.

But then I went back to get my DUI.

But then I went back, and I got my DUI.

(laughter)

For some reason, they still want me to come to the reunion.

For some reason, they still want me to come to the reunion.

Yeah.

Did anyone see the movie Baywatch?

Did anybody see the movie Baywatch?

I was the second hottest girl after Zac Efron.

I was the second hottest girl

after Zac Efron.

I'm currently lifting weights.

I'm currently lifting weights.

-Uh, with my bra. -With my bra.

-And... -(laughter)

Is it hot in here, or am I just super hot?

Is it hot in here, or am I just super hot and stupid?

-(laughter) -Oh, my God.

I just want what every woman wants.

I just want what every woman wants.

A 90-year-old billionaire with an incurable disease.

A 90-year-old billionaire

with an incurable disease.

-(laughter) -(mouths)

That's all I want. That's all I want.

You... We'll talk after.

(laughter)

I just flew in from Cancun,

and, boy, are my arms tired.

(laughs): I just flew in from Cancun,

and, boy, are my arms tired.

From jerking off a billionaire on the jet.

From jerking off a billionaire on a jet.

(laughter)

Good one.

Look at the guy in the front row and ask him how old he is.

-How old are you? -95.

-95. -Say, "You're way too young for me."

95. You're way too young for me. I'm sorry.

-(laughter) -Um, so, moving on.

Hey, guys, the jokes are up here.

Motion to your face.

Hey, guys, the jokes are up here.

(laughter)

I'm gonna wrap this up.

Most of the guys have jizzed already.

I'm gonna wrap this up

'cause most of the guys have jizzed already.

-And, um... -Thanks for coming in.

Thanks for coming in. Good night.

That was extremely painful, but it's over, and I'm done.

(cheering and applause)

Oh, shit. She was good.

-Oh, God, I've never been so nervous! -Oh, it's so stressful.

-Oh, my God. Yeah, give her a hug. -You were so good.

I think they thought I was on crack.

-I'm sure. -Fully.