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  • -Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another

  • attic show without tacos.

  • And I say without tacos.

  • Because that's an anagram for addict shows.

  • And personally, I think coming up with anagrams

  • is a fun way to pass time during a pandemic --

  • denim cap, which is a good one

  • because maybe the only thing worse than wearing

  • a denim cap is going through a pandemic. See?

  • Aren't anagrams more fun than baking a loaf of sour dough

  • or noon day rye, which is an anagram for Andy Rooney,

  • who I realize I'm starting to sound like.

  • Have you ever noticed how anagrams are just

  • the same letters in a different order?

  • But look, I'm not here to talk about Portland mud.

  • I'm here to talk about Donald Trump.

  • Because the president and his political allies are,

  • once again, trying to subvert the 2020 election,

  • sue it the 2020 convertible by using the levers of power

  • to target political opponents and disrupt

  • the voting process, itself.

  • For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look.

  • ♪♪

  • Donald Trump is a deranged man.

  • We have been over this. You guys know the deal.

  • If this show were a book, that would be the subtitle.

  • His brain is likely the gelatinous texture

  • and consistency of pumpkin pie filling,

  • and there is no way to treat a brain ailment

  • like that, though, I guess we're going to find out

  • if hydroxychloroquine helps.

  • Trump is a deeply paranoid guy who sees enemies

  • and shadowy plots everywhere he looks.

  • And he encourages others to see those same conspiracies.

  • On Tuesday, for example, he met with farmers

  • and told the potato farmer from Virginia

  • that the state government was somehow trying

  • to take away the Second Amendment.

  • -We're going after Virginia with your crazy governor.

  • We're going after Virginia.

  • They want to take your Second Amendment away,

  • you know that right?

  • You will have nobody guarding your potatoes.

  • -I have been in quarantine for two months with two kids

  • and I still haven't said anything that crazy.

  • You know that farmer was like, "Oh, damn.

  • am I supposed to be guarding my potatoes right now?"

  • You know what's guarding your potatoes,

  • the fact that they cost about 12 cents a pound

  • and grow underground.

  • Of course, Trump probably thinks potatoes grow in bags

  • on supermarket shelves. I'm just kidding.

  • He's never been to a supermarket.

  • But that's how Trump's mind works.

  • He sees deranged conspiracies everywhere.

  • Take voting.

  • We like to think of it as perhaps

  • the single most sacred principle underpinning our democracy.

  • Voting is a universal right, not a privilege.

  • Even the Republican Party, which has for decades committed

  • itself to suppressing the votes of marginalized people

  • through voter I.D. laws and gerrymandering,

  • knows enough to at least pay lip service to that idea.

  • But on Wednesday, as is his want,

  • Trump just blurted out the truth during an incoherent rant

  • on mail-in voting.

  • He sees voting as an honor, not a right.

  • -I think just common sense would tell you

  • that it's massive manipulation can take place.

  • Massive.

  • And you do, you have cases of fraudulent ballots

  • where they actually print them

  • and they give them to people to sign.

  • Maybe the same person signs them

  • with different writing, different pens.

  • I don't know. A lot of things can happen.

  • Now, if you can, you should go and vote.

  • Voting is an honor.

  • It shouldn't be something where they send you

  • a pile of stuff and you send it back.

  • -They send you a pile of stuff and you send it back.

  • That's mail. That's how the mail works.

  • Now you go to a restaurant and send chicken to a stranger

  • you've never met, and the next thing you know

  • they bring it to you on a plate.

  • It makes no sense.

  • You know, voter fraud is virtually

  • non-existent in this country.

  • The most famous recent example with a voter fraud scheme

  • concocted by Republicans to cheat in an

  • Congressional election in North Carolina in 2018,

  • which invalidated the election and resulted in a redo.

  • Now, you might be wondering if Democratic voter fraud

  • is so supposedly widespread as Republicans claim,

  • why do we only know about voter fraud cases

  • involving Republicans?

  • MSNBC asked the then executive director

  • of the North Carolina GOP that question,

  • and he did not have a particularly good answer.

  • -We constantly are hearing Republicans say

  • that Democrats are engaged in voter fraud.

  • There is almost never any evidence of that,

  • and right here you're holding a board that has at least

  • 22 cases of voter fraud in the state of North Carolina

  • and executed by Republicans in one district.

  • -In one Congressional district on one election.

  • -So, 22 cases of voter fraud by a Republican.

  • Where are the Democratic cases of voter fraud?

  • -Well -- well, I-I-I'm not keeping score of that.

  • -Well -- well -- well, it looks like you caught me

  • with my britches down, but as you have insulted

  • my honor, I have no recourse but to challenge

  • you a dual tomorrow morning in the potato field.

  • And yet yesterday, Trump threatened on Twitter

  • to unilaterally withhold funding from the states of Michigan

  • and Nevada simply for mailing out applications

  • for absentee ballots, which is perfectly legal

  • in which states with Democratic

  • and Republican governors have done for years.

  • Just five months, after he got impeached for threatening

  • to withhold funding from Ukraine

  • unless they interfere in the election.

  • In two months after he said governors who want help

  • from the federal government have to treat him well,

  • he keeps using the same move over and over.

  • It's only a matter of time before he threatens to withhold

  • funding from the post office, unless they promise to look at

  • every ballot and dump the ones marked for Biden in the shredder

  • he uses for his tax returns.

  • It comes with an extra large bin.

  • And the Republican party is fully

  • in lock step behind Trump.

  • In the middle of a pandemic that has killed more

  • than 90,000 Americans and created the economy,

  • they're transforming the Senate into an arm

  • of the Presidents' campaign.

  • The Senate Judiciary Committee,

  • led by Lindsey Graham is moving forward

  • with an investigation of the origins

  • of the Russia probe in an effort to target Obama administration

  • officials in the Senate Homeland Security

  • and Governmental Affairs Committee led by Ron Johnson

  • who voted to subpoena documents

  • as part of an investigation of Hunter Biden.

  • The same investigation Trump got impeached for,

  • and Republicans are fine with all of it.

  • You might get a little grumble, you know, from Mitt Romney

  • and Susan Collins might form a committee

  • to look into the possibility of furrowing her brow.

  • But otherwise the GOP is done with all of it.

  • They're like bank robbers who get caught planning a heist

  • and then say, "Should we do it anyway?"

  • Republicans are just as paranoid and conspiratorial as Trump.

  • He didn't come out of nowhere. He fits perfectly in the GOP.

  • They've concocted an insane fantasy

  • in which Obama spied on Trump by secretly monitoring

  • suspicious calls by Michael Flynn

  • and not telling Trump about it,

  • as Johnson claimed Tuesday on Fox News.

  • -So if that were the case, that they were genuinely

  • concerned that there was some compromise or something

  • going on, it was nefarious on those phone calls,

  • why would they have not told the incoming

  • President of the United States?

  • -Because it's a corrupt transition process.

  • You know, it's exactly what they should have done.

  • -They did. This isn't secret.

  • Obama warned then President-elect Trump

  • about Flynn during a meeting in the oval office

  • two days after the election.

  • I mean, do you remember?

  • That incredibly bizarre meeting where Trump sat stone-faced

  • next to Obama like a terrified seventh grader

  • who just got called into the principal's office?

  • These guys have concocted a bunch

  • of insane conspiracy theories.

  • Now they're using the levers of the government

  • to suppress votes and drum up politically

  • motivated investigation,

  • and they're doing that because they're losing.

  • Polls show Americans broadly dissatisfied with Trump's

  • handling of the pandemic and Biden

  • consistently ahead of Trump.

  • And when a Democrat is ahead of Trump in the polls,

  • it's all over, baby.

  • Oh.

  • Right.

  • The President has badly mishandled the massive

  • cataclysm that has left nearly 100,000 Americans dead

  • and the economy in tatters.

  • Yet, on Wednesday he insisted he had actually handled

  • the situation perfectly.

  • -Mr. President, with four percent of the world population

  • and 30 percent of the outbreak,

  • what would you have done differently

  • facing this crisis?

  • -Well, nothing. -Are you sure?

  • You don't want to think about it for maybe another second?

  • You don't think you would have changed anything

  • like, you know, maybe you shouldn't have said

  • coronavirus would disappear like a miracle,

  • that it was like the flu or that you could cure it

  • but chopping Tide GO Stiks

  • and shining a heat lamp up your ass?

  • Okay.

  • In reality, of course, there are lots of things

  • we could have been doing and should be doing now

  • to suppress the outbreak.

  • New data reported by the the "New York Times"

  • last night suggested that lockdown delays

  • cost at least 36,000 lives.

  • Instead Trump has been obsessed with pushing hydroxychloroquine

  • as an unproven miracle cure despite the fact

  • that his own FDA warns against taking it.

  • Now after claming out of nowhere

  • that he was taking hydroxychloroquine,

  • Trump announced on Wednesday that he was about to stop.

  • [ Indistinct conversations ]

  • -I think the regimen finishes in a day or two.

  • I think it's a two days.

  • -So Trump took an unproven drug for no reason

  • and decided arbitrarily the regimen finishes

  • in a day or two.

  • Yeah, I only have two days left, because last I check

  • there were just the two pills left in the dispenser.

  • You better not be holding out on me, Micky.

  • The President's pushing dangerous miracle cures

  • when there are actually lots of things, like testing,

  • contact tracing and isolation we could doing to save lives.

  • In fact, this week we have provided a fairly stark contrast

  • between things that do work and things that don't work

  • in combating the coronavirus pandemic

  • and which of those Trump has chose on the embrace.

  • For example, there was a polling this week that experiments

  • by a team in Hong Kong found that the coronavirus

  • transmission rate via respiratory droplets

  • or airborne particles dropped by as much as 75 percent

  • when surgical masks were used.

  • Now, that's potentially huge news.

  • However, there is one big caveat to this story.

  • The study used hamsters in two cages.

  • One group of hamsters infected with Covid-19

  • and the other healthy.

  • Now, if you're wondering how one group of hamsters

  • got infected, they were the hamsters

  • who violated stay-at-home orders to get haircuts.

  • You guys want to know something fun?

  • You see whatever that picture is?

  • I haven't seen it yet. You are seeing it before I do.

  • We just write hamster with super-styled haircut,

  • and then a member of our incredible graphics team

  • working from their department makes it.

  • Then I pretend to look at it like this.

  • I'm like...

  • I'm just -- I'm just staring at

  • the ceiling in my attic.

  • I miss being at work, guys.

  • I'm over this reacquainting funk.

  • Also, the study just used mask barriers in the cages.

  • They didn't actually make the hamsters wear masks,

  • but I really wish they had because that would mean,

  • you know, actually it's someone's

  • job to make tiny hamster-sized face masks.

  • And then from that, we could extrapolate they also make

  • hamster-sized accessories like gloves, you know,

  • briefcases, tank tops, baseball helmets.

  • And, of course, tiny cages for the pet hamsters

  • tiny pet hamsters.

  • Again, I have no idea

  • what any of those graphics are gonna look like,

  • but I assume they're fun. I hope you enjoy them.

  • So, this finding is obviously preliminary

  • and has some caveats, but it's consistent

  • with what we know about countries

  • that have adopted widespread masks wearing along

  • with other techniques like contact tracing.

  • By and large they have a lot more success containing

  • the pandemic than we have.

  • Widespread masks wearing along with testing,

  • contact tracing and isolation is one of a few

  • simple measures that could very possibly help us

  • get back to some semblance of normalcy.

  • And yet conservatives have decided to turn it

  • into yet another dumb culture war issue.

  • Some have even theorized that it's a media conspiracy

  • to keep people permanently afraid.

  • -Rush Limbaugh made a great point, as he always does,

  • on the radio the other day.

  • And he said the virus itself, as it weakens

  • and states start reopening, the media that have been

  • selling this panic, panic, panic, for weeks and weeks

  • and weeks, they have fewer images to sell

  • their hysteria to justify continued lockdowns.

  • But the masks, well, they're kind of a constant reminder.

  • You see the mask and you think you're not safe,

  • you are not back to normal.

  • Not even close. -Okay.

  • First of all, any time someone says Rush Limbaugh

  • made a great point the other day,

  • that's your cue to exit the conversation.

  • That's usually the point on Thanksgiving

  • where you excuse yourself, go to the bathroom

  • and take a hit off your vape pen, or alternatively,

  • look for your vape pen, realize you forgot it

  • and frantically search the medicine cabinet

  • for something that will get you high.

  • Oh, amoxicillin.

  • I had a potato with it.

  • Second, you think people need to see masks

  • to be reminded that things are bad?

  • I assure you, no one needs to be reminded.

  • We can't go to the gym.

  • Our mail is soaked in so much Lysol

  • we can barely read the return address,

  • and we've been locked in our houses

  • with our kids for three months.

  • I'm so desperate to keep my children

  • entertained, I spent all month making wasp T-shirts

  • and then we did not one, not two, but three takes.

  • Now they want to know when their next gig is.

  • My younger one keeps telling me he has an agent now,

  • and given how crazy [bleep] is, I honestly can't tell

  • if he is joking or not.

  • The point is mass wearing

  • isn't some liberal media conspiracy.

  • There is evidence to suggest it works.

  • Lots of other countries do it.

  • The vast majority of Americans agree with it.

  • A new poll out on Wednesday found that 62 percent

  • of Americans say deciding to wear a face mask

  • is more a matter of public health

  • than a matter of personal choice.

  • About two-thirds say they always or mostly wear a face mask

  • or other covering when they're in public

  • and near other people, and 69 percent say that it's

  • a sign of respectfulness to wear a face mask

  • when in public and near other people.

  • And they're right. It's just common decency.

  • If you know that coughing or breathing on someone

  • can get them sick, you cover your mouth,

  • unless are you Trump, in which case you force everyone

  • to cluster together next to you

  • in a tiny briefing room and repeatedly grab

  • the microphone like the emcee at an open mic night.

  • Is anyone here --

  • Is anyone here from out of town? [ Coughs ]

  • You, sir, In the front room, front row right there.

  • Yeah, where are you from? I know it's you, Fauci.

  • I know it's you. Okay.

  • Can you tell me where you're from,

  • so I can burn you a couple times, Fauci?

  • Hey, we only -- we only roast the ones we love,

  • and I love you, Fauci. You're my best friend.

  • And despite the fact that the CDC recommends it

  • and most Americans agree with it,

  • Trump again to refuse to wear a mask today while touring

  • a Ford plant in Michigan after Ford

  • had initially said they would require one.

  • Trump and Vice President Mike Pence repeatedly refused

  • to wear masks in settings where they were required

  • or where everyone around them was wearing one.

  • But aside the fact that Trump and Pence

  • are ignoring their own government's guidelines

  • on mask wearing or the stupid

  • conservative culture war over masks,

  • why do you guys have to be such dicks about everything?

  • Just be polite.

  • If you go over to someone's house

  • and they ask you to take your shoes off,

  • you take your shoes off.

  • Then you quietly make a mental note

  • that you're not going to any more of Sharon's game nights.

  • You don't make a big show of leaving them on

  • and tracking mud everywhere,

  • or in Trump's case, toilet paper.

  • There's simple straight forward things

  • we could have done and could be doing now

  • to suppress the outbreak and safely get back

  • to some semblance of normalcy.

  • Instead, the President and his allies are spending

  • their time trying to subvert the 2020 elections.

  • They're concocting wild fantasies about Obama spying

  • or Democrats committing voter fraud.

  • None of that has any basis in reality.

  • Soon Trump is going to start telling people

  • if he doesn't get re-elected...

  • You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes.

  • -This has been a looser lock.

  • -Anagram!

  • ♪♪

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  • Stay safe, wash your hands. We love you.

-Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another

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