字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another attic show without tacos. And I say without tacos. Because that's an anagram for addict shows. And personally, I think coming up with anagrams is a fun way to pass time during a pandemic -- denim cap, which is a good one because maybe the only thing worse than wearing a denim cap is going through a pandemic. See? Aren't anagrams more fun than baking a loaf of sour dough or noon day rye, which is an anagram for Andy Rooney, who I realize I'm starting to sound like. Have you ever noticed how anagrams are just the same letters in a different order? But look, I'm not here to talk about Portland mud. I'm here to talk about Donald Trump. Because the president and his political allies are, once again, trying to subvert the 2020 election, sue it the 2020 convertible by using the levers of power to target political opponents and disrupt the voting process, itself. For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look. ♪♪ Donald Trump is a deranged man. We have been over this. You guys know the deal. If this show were a book, that would be the subtitle. His brain is likely the gelatinous texture and consistency of pumpkin pie filling, and there is no way to treat a brain ailment like that, though, I guess we're going to find out if hydroxychloroquine helps. Trump is a deeply paranoid guy who sees enemies and shadowy plots everywhere he looks. And he encourages others to see those same conspiracies. On Tuesday, for example, he met with farmers and told the potato farmer from Virginia that the state government was somehow trying to take away the Second Amendment. -We're going after Virginia with your crazy governor. We're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away, you know that right? You will have nobody guarding your potatoes. -I have been in quarantine for two months with two kids and I still haven't said anything that crazy. You know that farmer was like, "Oh, damn. am I supposed to be guarding my potatoes right now?" You know what's guarding your potatoes, the fact that they cost about 12 cents a pound and grow underground. Of course, Trump probably thinks potatoes grow in bags on supermarket shelves. I'm just kidding. He's never been to a supermarket. But that's how Trump's mind works. He sees deranged conspiracies everywhere. Take voting. We like to think of it as perhaps the single most sacred principle underpinning our democracy. Voting is a universal right, not a privilege. Even the Republican Party, which has for decades committed itself to suppressing the votes of marginalized people through voter I.D. laws and gerrymandering, knows enough to at least pay lip service to that idea. But on Wednesday, as is his want, Trump just blurted out the truth during an incoherent rant on mail-in voting. He sees voting as an honor, not a right. -I think just common sense would tell you that it's massive manipulation can take place. Massive. And you do, you have cases of fraudulent ballots where they actually print them and they give them to people to sign. Maybe the same person signs them with different writing, different pens. I don't know. A lot of things can happen. Now, if you can, you should go and vote. Voting is an honor. It shouldn't be something where they send you a pile of stuff and you send it back. -They send you a pile of stuff and you send it back. That's mail. That's how the mail works. Now you go to a restaurant and send chicken to a stranger you've never met, and the next thing you know they bring it to you on a plate. It makes no sense. You know, voter fraud is virtually non-existent in this country. The most famous recent example with a voter fraud scheme concocted by Republicans to cheat in an Congressional election in North Carolina in 2018, which invalidated the election and resulted in a redo. Now, you might be wondering if Democratic voter fraud is so supposedly widespread as Republicans claim, why do we only know about voter fraud cases involving Republicans? MSNBC asked the then executive director of the North Carolina GOP that question, and he did not have a particularly good answer. -We constantly are hearing Republicans say that Democrats are engaged in voter fraud. There is almost never any evidence of that, and right here you're holding a board that has at least 22 cases of voter fraud in the state of North Carolina and executed by Republicans in one district. -In one Congressional district on one election. -So, 22 cases of voter fraud by a Republican. Where are the Democratic cases of voter fraud? -Well -- well, I-I-I'm not keeping score of that. -Well -- well -- well, it looks like you caught me with my britches down, but as you have insulted my honor, I have no recourse but to challenge you a dual tomorrow morning in the potato field. And yet yesterday, Trump threatened on Twitter to unilaterally withhold funding from the states of Michigan and Nevada simply for mailing out applications for absentee ballots, which is perfectly legal in which states with Democratic and Republican governors have done for years. Just five months, after he got impeached for threatening to withhold funding from Ukraine unless they interfere in the election. In two months after he said governors who want help from the federal government have to treat him well, he keeps using the same move over and over. It's only a matter of time before he threatens to withhold funding from the post office, unless they promise to look at every ballot and dump the ones marked for Biden in the shredder he uses for his tax returns. It comes with an extra large bin. And the Republican party is fully in lock step behind Trump. In the middle of a pandemic that has killed more than 90,000 Americans and created the economy, they're transforming the Senate into an arm of the Presidents' campaign. The Senate Judiciary Committee, led by Lindsey Graham is moving forward with an investigation of the origins of the Russia probe in an effort to target Obama administration officials in the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee led by Ron Johnson who voted to subpoena documents as part of an investigation of Hunter Biden. The same investigation Trump got impeached for, and Republicans are fine with all of it. You might get a little grumble, you know, from Mitt Romney and Susan Collins might form a committee to look into the possibility of furrowing her brow. But otherwise the GOP is done with all of it. They're like bank robbers who get caught planning a heist and then say, "Should we do it anyway?" Republicans are just as paranoid and conspiratorial as Trump. He didn't come out of nowhere. He fits perfectly in the GOP. They've concocted an insane fantasy in which Obama spied on Trump by secretly monitoring suspicious calls by Michael Flynn and not telling Trump about it, as Johnson claimed Tuesday on Fox News. -So if that were the case, that they were genuinely concerned that there was some compromise or something going on, it was nefarious on those phone calls, why would they have not told the incoming President of the United States? -Because it's a corrupt transition process. You know, it's exactly what they should have done. -They did. This isn't secret. Obama warned then President-elect Trump about Flynn during a meeting in the oval office two days after the election. I mean, do you remember? That incredibly bizarre meeting where Trump sat stone-faced next to Obama like a terrified seventh grader who just got called into the principal's office? These guys have concocted a bunch of insane conspiracy theories. Now they're using the levers of the government to suppress votes and drum up politically motivated investigation, and they're doing that because they're losing. Polls show Americans broadly dissatisfied with Trump's handling of the pandemic and Biden consistently ahead of Trump. And when a Democrat is ahead of Trump in the polls, it's all over, baby. Oh. Right. The President has badly mishandled the massive cataclysm that has left nearly 100,000 Americans dead and the economy in tatters. Yet, on Wednesday he insisted he had actually handled the situation perfectly. -Mr. President, with four percent of the world population and 30 percent of the outbreak, what would you have done differently facing this crisis? -Well, nothing. -Are you sure? You don't want to think about it for maybe another second? You don't think you would have changed anything like, you know, maybe you shouldn't have said coronavirus would disappear like a miracle, that it was like the flu or that you could cure it but chopping Tide GO Stiks and shining a heat lamp up your ass? Okay. In reality, of course, there are lots of things we could have been doing and should be doing now to suppress the outbreak. New data reported by the the "New York Times" last night suggested that lockdown delays cost at least 36,000 lives. Instead Trump has been obsessed with pushing hydroxychloroquine as an unproven miracle cure despite the fact that his own FDA warns against taking it. Now after claming out of nowhere that he was taking hydroxychloroquine, Trump announced on Wednesday that he was about to stop. [ Indistinct conversations ] -I think the regimen finishes in a day or two. I think it's a two days. -So Trump took an unproven drug for no reason and decided arbitrarily the regimen finishes in a day or two. Yeah, I only have two days left, because last I check there were just the two pills left in the dispenser. You better not be holding out on me, Micky. The President's pushing dangerous miracle cures when there are actually lots of things, like testing, contact tracing and isolation we could doing to save lives. In fact, this week we have provided a fairly stark contrast between things that do work and things that don't work in combating the coronavirus pandemic and which of those Trump has chose on the embrace. For example, there was a polling this week that experiments by a team in Hong Kong found that the coronavirus transmission rate via respiratory droplets or airborne particles dropped by as much as 75 percent when surgical masks were used. Now, that's potentially huge news. However, there is one big caveat to this story. The study used hamsters in two cages. One group of hamsters infected with Covid-19 and the other healthy. Now, if you're wondering how one group of hamsters got infected, they were the hamsters who violated stay-at-home orders to get haircuts. You guys want to know something fun? You see whatever that picture is? I haven't seen it yet. You are seeing it before I do. We just write hamster with super-styled haircut, and then a member of our incredible graphics team working from their department makes it. Then I pretend to look at it like this. I'm like... I'm just -- I'm just staring at the ceiling in my attic. I miss being at work, guys. I'm over this reacquainting funk. Also, the study just used mask barriers in the cages. They didn't actually make the hamsters wear masks, but I really wish they had because that would mean, you know, actually it's someone's job to make tiny hamster-sized face masks. And then from that, we could extrapolate they also make hamster-sized accessories like gloves, you know, briefcases, tank tops, baseball helmets. And, of course, tiny cages for the pet hamsters tiny pet hamsters. Again, I have no idea what any of those graphics are gonna look like, but I assume they're fun. I hope you enjoy them. So, this finding is obviously preliminary and has some caveats, but it's consistent with what we know about countries that have adopted widespread masks wearing along with other techniques like contact tracing. By and large they have a lot more success containing the pandemic than we have. Widespread masks wearing along with testing, contact tracing and isolation is one of a few simple measures that could very possibly help us get back to some semblance of normalcy. And yet conservatives have decided to turn it into yet another dumb culture war issue. Some have even theorized that it's a media conspiracy to keep people permanently afraid. -Rush Limbaugh made a great point, as he always does, on the radio the other day. And he said the virus itself, as it weakens and states start reopening, the media that have been selling this panic, panic, panic, for weeks and weeks and weeks, they have fewer images to sell their hysteria to justify continued lockdowns. But the masks, well, they're kind of a constant reminder. You see the mask and you think you're not safe, you are not back to normal. Not even close. -Okay. First of all, any time someone says Rush Limbaugh made a great point the other day, that's your cue to exit the conversation. That's usually the point on Thanksgiving where you excuse yourself, go to the bathroom and take a hit off your vape pen, or alternatively, look for your vape pen, realize you forgot it and frantically search the medicine cabinet for something that will get you high. Oh, amoxicillin. I had a potato with it. Second, you think people need to see masks to be reminded that things are bad? I assure you, no one needs to be reminded. We can't go to the gym. Our mail is soaked in so much Lysol we can barely read the return address, and we've been locked in our houses with our kids for three months. I'm so desperate to keep my children entertained, I spent all month making wasp T-shirts and then we did not one, not two, but three takes. Now they want to know when their next gig is. My younger one keeps telling me he has an agent now, and given how crazy [bleep] is, I honestly can't tell if he is joking or not. The point is mass wearing isn't some liberal media conspiracy. There is evidence to suggest it works. Lots of other countries do it. The vast majority of Americans agree with it. A new poll out on Wednesday found that 62 percent of Americans say deciding to wear a face mask is more a matter of public health than a matter of personal choice. About two-thirds say they always or mostly wear a face mask or other covering when they're in public and near other people, and 69 percent say that it's a sign of respectfulness to wear a face mask when in public and near other people. And they're right. It's just common decency. If you know that coughing or breathing on someone can get them sick, you cover your mouth, unless are you Trump, in which case you force everyone to cluster together next to you in a tiny briefing room and repeatedly grab the microphone like the emcee at an open mic night. Is anyone here -- Is anyone here from out of town? [ Coughs ] You, sir, In the front room, front row right there. Yeah, where are you from? I know it's you, Fauci. I know it's you. Okay. Can you tell me where you're from, so I can burn you a couple times, Fauci? Hey, we only -- we only roast the ones we love, and I love you, Fauci. You're my best friend. And despite the fact that the CDC recommends it and most Americans agree with it, Trump again to refuse to wear a mask today while touring a Ford plant in Michigan after Ford had initially said they would require one. Trump and Vice President Mike Pence repeatedly refused to wear masks in settings where they were required or where everyone around them was wearing one. But aside the fact that Trump and Pence are ignoring their own government's guidelines on mask wearing or the stupid conservative culture war over masks, why do you guys have to be such dicks about everything? Just be polite. If you go over to someone's house and they ask you to take your shoes off, you take your shoes off. Then you quietly make a mental note that you're not going to any more of Sharon's game nights. You don't make a big show of leaving them on and tracking mud everywhere, or in Trump's case, toilet paper. There's simple straight forward things we could have done and could be doing now to suppress the outbreak and safely get back to some semblance of normalcy. Instead, the President and his allies are spending their time trying to subvert the 2020 elections. They're concocting wild fantasies about Obama spying or Democrats committing voter fraud. None of that has any basis in reality. Soon Trump is going to start telling people if he doesn't get re-elected... You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes. -This has been a looser lock. -Anagram! ♪♪ -During the Covid crisis, City Harvest has been stepping up to rescue and deliver more food to meet the increased need in New York City. If you're watching this online, you can hit the donate button. Stay safe, wash your hands. We love you.
B2 中上級 米 トランプ氏は投票所を攻撃し、マスクを着用することを拒否した。より詳しく見る (Trump Attacks Vote-by-Mail, Refuses to Wear a Mask: A Closer Look) 12 0 moto7508909 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語