字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント [Erwin] I realize you might find what I just said depressing. Therefore, I have prepared several jokes in- advance to lighten the mood. [Soldier] God no. [Erwin] Ahem. [Petra] Oh God, he's telling the jokes again. someone- stop him! [Erwin] I used to have a job crushing cans. it was soda pressing. [Awkward Silence] [Erwin] Excuse me sir, would you like your milk in a bag No thank you., it will just LEEK OUT. [Soldiers] *mumbling* God damn. Ohhhh. When's the punchline coming? [Erwin] What's brown, long and sticky? A Stick! [Soldier] Fucking kill me! [Erwin] What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEN-YO business! [Petra] He's literally murdering our future. [Erwin] How do you tell a dog wood apart from any- other tree? [Soldier] YOU SUCK! [Erwin] BY ITS BARK. [Soldier] *mumbling* Racist. [Erwin] Two sausages are lying in a frying pan, one- looks at another and says "it's getting awfully hot in- here." The other says "AHHH! A talking sausage! [Silence] [Erwin] That concludes my speech.