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  • -These are our favorite "Jokes of the Week."

  • [ Upbeat theme plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]

  • President Trump participated in a Fox News virtual town hall

  • at the Lincoln Memorial yesterday.

  • Said Lincoln,

  • "This is literally the worst thing

  • that's ever happened to me."

  • Authorities in Louisiana are looking

  • for an aggressive chicken

  • that has chased customers at a local bank

  • and attempted to climb cars in the drive-through.

  • Authorities advise anyone that sees the chicken to take a video

  • because they're bored as hell and they would like to see that.

  • President Trump did not wear a face mask

  • while touring a factory in Arizona yesterday

  • that is producing face masks,

  • which is still not as bad as what happened

  • when he toured that pants factory.

  • According to a new survey, New York governor Andrew Cuomo

  • and his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo,

  • were as attractive to New York women

  • as the Jonas Brothers.

  • Said New York women, "Listen,

  • we've been locked inside for a long time."

  • Hillary Clinton is reportedly appearing

  • at a virtual fundraising dinner

  • for former Vice President Joe Biden later this month

  • and tickets cost up to $50,000.

  • Wow, imagine paying to sit through that Zoom call --

  • Hillary stuck on mute,

  • Biden accidentally sharing his screen of a web search asking,

  • "What is Zoom?" Actually, you know what?

  • [ Laughing ] Yeah, I would. I'd pay to see that.

  • ♪♪

-These are our favorite "Jokes of the Week."


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セスの今週のお気に入りジョークトランプ氏のタウンホール、ルイジアナ州のアグレッシブチキン (Seth's Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump's Town Hall, Louisiana's Aggressive Chicken)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日