before I was insane

I dated this disney guy

Joe Jonas was his name

But he broke up with me

Your just way to creepy!

Plus i found someone else

his name's Mickey

So I wrote a song

about this stupid ass

Then found this guy named John

but that was over fast

If you don't marry me

I will pull out your teeth!

You're totally crazy!

No!

Yes!

No!

Yes!

Maybe! Huahahah

He hit me with his guitar

and he said that

we are through!

Just you wait until

I write a song about you!

then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick

and was obsessed right away

You've sent me 1000 messages!

Huahaha!

And that's just from today!

Oh, that's because I'm having your baby

What?

But you don't even put out

Stop questioning me, Jakie

Or I'll put you 6 feets underground!

Woah! Woah!

Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!

Fine! Go!

It's good material!

Next came Kennedy

I think he was 15

I bought the house next door

to watch you constantly

And also to make sure

you never ever cheat!

OMG, we are done, you are scary!

Harry was my last

the One Direction freak

I taped him to my wall

so he can never leave

Someone call the police

your insane we are through!

Your just like all the rest

what did I do to you?

So I used my stalker-app

To track down all off those pricks

The next song I write

I'll use their blood as my ink!

Holy crap! That nut job just bursted in!

AHH!

What the hell is this?

It's a support group for all the men

You wrote song about, you bitch!

What?

I have not written about Harry yet

I am just planning ahead

Why are you even here anyway?

To finish you all off with my pen!

NO!

ARGH!

NO!

ARGH!

Devil! Devil! Devil!

Ow! Ow! It's true I'm the devil!

Ok that's enough

You're right, she's nuts

You are coming with us!

Wait! What?

Get off from me

I'm not crazy!

AHH!

It worked!

This was all a trick

We knew you would come

So we hired this doctor

You're going to an insane asylum

based on the behaviour I observed

AHH! AHH!

Let me go you assholes!

NO! NO!

Welcome to your new home

Ho, Ho. So you're crazy too, huh?

WUAHH!