Hi. I'm Lana.

Is that an alarm?

Welcome to your first night at the retreat.

There are conditions  to your stay here.

All right, she's a bit weird.

I have been observing you.

It has been most insightful.

What is going on?

You are not here  for the reasons you may think.

What's happening?

There has been a breach  of the rules.

Oh my God.

I'm taking it all in.

I hope the accommodation is to your liking.

Is this not, like,  freaking youse out?

Oh, what the fuck is that?

Hello. I'm Lana.

You look great.  I love your cone.