in PowerPoint today, right? (laughter)

Yeah, for sure.

- Hey guys, don't forget, party this weekend, my place,

bring booze, chips and most importantly yourselves.

- Oh, I can't make it on Friday.

I agreed to help a friend move,

and I don't know what time we're going to be done.

- Yeah, I wish I could go too, but my dad's in town

and I got to show him around the old city.

You know how dads are.

- [Man in Jacket] Dads love cities.

- They love cities, true.

- Well bummer, well what about you, Quinta?

- Oh, uh, I can't go either because I don't want to, sorry.

- Um, I'm sorry? Do you have something to do?

- Uh, no, I just don't want to go.

- Do you, uh, is your dad in town?

And you have to take him around the city too?

- Oh no no no, my dad is living peacefully in Philadelphia.

He hasn't visited in years.

I just don't want to go.

- You don't want to go because it's far away.

Because it's in Studio City and that's a drive.

- I actually live pretty close to Studio City in The Valley.

Yeah, I just don't want to attend the party.

- I'm sorry, Quinta. Is it something I did?

- Oh my God, Justin, no, are you kidding me?

You're a dear, you didn't do anything.

I just would rather not, and will not,

be attending your party.

- Hold on, is it because you have

an improv class that night?

That's what it is.

- No, that's actually at three o'clock PM, in the afternoon.

- Oh but that night you've got roller derby.

That's why you can't go.

- Thank you so much for remembering Steve, such a doll.

But that actually got cancelled this weekend.

- Quinta, let me get this straight.

- Yeah.

- I'm having a party, and you're my friend ...

- I am.

- And I invited you. - Thank you.

- But ...

- I am not going to that party.

- What are you going to do instead?

- What is your reason for not going to his party?

- Oh my reason.

The reason that I am not going to Justin's party,

is that I do not want to go to Justin's party.

- Hold on. Let's figure this out.

I invited you to a party ... - [Quinta] Yes.

- Which mean Quinta goes, right?

- Okay, let me show you the problem with your logic there.

Let me get that, math's just a little off.

So, see what you did here?

But what you forgot was X.

Which is I don't want to go.

Which then changes the outcome to I am not going.

- Wait, what? - It's simple math.

- I get it, Quinta here is trying to pull a fast one on us.

She's saying that she's not going to go,

she's going to show up halfway through the party

and yell surprise, it's an opposite surprise party.

(laughter) - Oh, that's genius.

- That is a really fun way to think of it you guys,

if the surprise is that I will not be there,

because I'm not going.

- Come on, I'm having a party, and I invited you,

and you're just not going to go

because you don't want to go?

At least these guys came up with valid excuses.

Right guys? Steve?

- I wish I could be as honest as Quinta.

I'm not going because I don't want to go.

- I mean my dad actually is in town,

and wants to go see the city, but I mean,

if he wants to go to your party then maybe.

- Hello Son.

- Oh hey sir, would you be interested in coming to my party?

- No, I don't want to go to your party.

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