doesn't mean he owns that dog.

That's the oldest trick in the book.

- Oh, what about his guy?

I wonder if dating an Indian guy

will help me learn more about my heritage?

- Isn't that racial profiling?

- How am I suppose to be thoughtful

about my decisions when all I have

is a picture and a list of common interests?

(music)

[Male Voice] Michelle?

- Eric?

- Yeah, nice to meet you.

(bell dings, buzzer sounds)

How's it going?

- You're Eric?

- Yeah, you're gonna love this restaurant.

I come here all the time.

- I've gotta go to the bathroom, sorry.

Excuse me.

- Oh, okay.

- Wait, you went on a date with the wrong guy?

- Yes, the white guy in the picture.

He has some strange Indian fetish.

He took me to an Indian restaurant,

and he said namaste earlier.

- Namaste

- Namaste.

- Namaste?

- Are you saying it would be normal

if he was an Amercian who just

also happened to be Indian?

- The motivation would have been genetic.

- Just talk about you're period, or some shit.

Guys hate that.

- You know how much I suck at lying.

- Okay, send me your current location

and Kenny and I will come save you.

- Okay.

- Wait, can you order me some samosas to go?

Michelle?

(music)

- Um, so, what do you like to do?

Oh, and if you need help picking something

I really love the bhindi masala.

- You really don't have to say that.

- Say what?

- That you love the bhindi masala.

- Okay, um, do you have any favorite hobbies?

- Taking me to an Indian resturant,

travelling all over India.

- Welcome to Crown of India.

I see Mr. Eric has brought a lady friend this time.

- Yeah, thanks Sevesh, I think we're

gonna need another minute.

- Of course.

- To be honest with you, I didn't really

think about your ethnicity.

You seemed like a nice girl, and, you know

everyone's a mix of something nowadays,

you just never really know.

- I guess you don't.

- We traveled India a few years ago,

when I came back here, I just had to

find the best Indian food in LA.

That's really it.

I just though it would be nice to bring a girl here someday.

- Oh.

- Look, look, I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable,

it's just that I'm new to this online dating thing.

- I'm sorry, this whole evening is--

- You know, we don't have to talk about India.

- I've never been to India.

- Okay, why not?

- I don't know.

- I could give you some great recommendations.

- Really?

- Yeah, or course.

(mariachi music)

- Oh, my god.

- Congratulataions, Miss Kara, you won the lottery.

- And a free trip to Cabo San Lucas, that leaves right now.

It's a free trip to Cabo, you can leave.

- How did you guys know we were even here?

- All right, listen you sick son of a bitch.

Really, an Indian restaurant?

You don't think she already had--

- Kelsey!

- Wait, you know them?

- No, I promise I'm not crazy.

(party horns blowing)

- I knew we were off on that automatic timer.

(mariachi music)

- Have a good dinner.

- Sorry about that.

- What are the odds?

I met a really nice guy online and I ruined it.

- It is pretty rare to meet someone

form the internet that is whose not a complete troll.

- Well, I don't think I'm going

to online date ever again.

We can't afford another mariachi band.

Seriously, the lowest price was an eight hour package?

(mariachi music)

(humming)