字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Hey, guys, with quarantine happening, I've been talking to everyone I can possibly talk to in the house. My wife is nodding. Anyone I can talk to, but I'm also FaceTiming and Skyping and Zooming. But turns out not just me, also my dog is doing it. Take a look. -Oh, good chat with you, bud. I love you. [ Birds chirping in distance ] [ Ringing ] [ Chime ] -Jeremy! -Gary? -My Lizard! -Oh, Gary, I miss you, dog! -Oh, what is going on? It's been forever! -I don't know. Whatever is going on is insane. I don't know what day it is. I don't change my colors anymore. I haven't shed my skin in literally weeks. -I know, right? I mean I always wish they were home more often, but this is crazy. I feel like I pissed off a genie or something. -[ Laughs ] That's funny, I think. I'm dumb. Apparently, my brain's the size of a basketball. -Well, basketballs are big, Jeremy. -See, dumb. I can't keep my balls straight. -Oh, and they put me in this show. -That's cool, right? -Ugh! It's embarrassing. Look at Gary, the silly monkey dog. Isn't it funny? We gave her a man's name! -I'm a freakin' bearded dragon named Jeremy. I should be called something fierce like Viper or Firestorm -- Queen Dragasaurus! Jeremy sounds like a guy from HR no one wants to talk to at a holiday party. -You know what, Jer? How about it? You and me, we bust out of here! -Bust out? -You sneak out of your house. I sneak out of mine. And we get the hell out of here and finally start the band! -The first bearded dragon golden retriever metal band ever -- Rabid Dragon! -Jer! -Oh, shoot, hold on. -Jer, where are you? -She's coming. -How did you get over here? -Gary, I'll talk to you later. Okay? I got to go. She's putting me back in that invisible box thing. -I love you, Jeremy. I'll see you soon again, I promise. Ugh, people. We're just toys to them. Well, the next time I see that woman, I'm going to give her a piece of my -- -Gary? Hi, honey. -Oh, my God, it's you! I know you! I love you! I love everything I recognize! -Who's a good girl? -I am! I'm the best girl. Did you see me on the show? Huh? Did ya?! Did ya?! Yay! Everything is new again! -My thanks to Gary who sounds a little bit like my pal Drew Barrymore, and of course, Jeremy, who sounds a little bit like my pal Cameron Diaz. Ah, whatever. It was great to hear from both of those animals.