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  • - So here is a penis, and here is the precum.

  • - Did you guys learn all this in your sex ed?

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Hi, my name is Daniella.

  • - I'm Shelby.

  • - Hi, my name's Nadia.

  • - Hi, my name's Emily,

  • and we're throwing it back to high school today,

  • 'cause we're taking a sex ed quiz.

  • - I think sex is something a lot of people

  • are ashamed about and it's a pretty taboo topic.

  • But you know, it's everywhere,

  • and we all need to brush up on our sex ed.

  • - Think I had a really good sex education in high school,

  • and I will tell you all what I was told.

  • Which is, sex is neither good nor bad, it is powerful.

  • (Nadia gasps)

  • - Oh.

  • - And you have to be responsible.

  • - [Producer] You'll be taking a men's sexual ed quiz.

  • - Oh, great.

  • - We are?

  • - I thought it was just gonna be general stuff.

  • I thought it was gonna be a lot about the fallopian tubes.

  • And like, all that stuff.

  • - Yeah, that's honestly false advertising there, dude.

  • - Rude.

  • - We got it, don't worry.

  • I'm a penis expert, it's fine.

  • - I have sex with women.

  • - I don't.

  • - This will be hard. (chuckles)

  • - Well, we're all right.

  • - This is will be hard.

  • Don't use any of this. - See ya, bye.

  • - Are you ready to do this?

  • - I'm ready.

  • - Okay, let's do it together.

  • - Question one, read it.

  • - What are doctors who specialize in the health care

  • of male sexual and reproductive organs called?

  • - [Emily] We have urologists, obstetrics and gynecology,

  • eh, that's us.

  • Endocrinologist, that's glands.

  • Rheumatologist, no.

  • - [Nadia] How did you know that?

  • - It's urologist.

  • - All right, urologist.

  • - In terms of like, penis health and stuff like that,

  • urologist would be the one.

  • - Okay, you sound like you know what you're talking about.

  • So we're gonna go with urologist.

  • - I'm 80% sure.

  • - Yep, urologist. - Okay.

  • - [Daniella] True or false,

  • people with penises get yeast infections.

  • - [Shelby] Okay, I know for a fact that, that is true.

  • - And I know that aside from getting a yeast infection

  • on your genitals, you can also get yeast infections

  • in other parts of your body. - The body.

  • - I think they can. - I think they can get

  • yeast infections, but like--

  • - Just in a different way.

  • - Yeah, I mean, 'cause it's yeast, it's candida,

  • you know what I mean? - Right.

  • - [Daniella] What is the average length of an erect penis?

  • Okay.

  • - Three inches, four inches, five inches, or seven inches?

  • - Five,

  • I think.

  • - You know--

  • - Seven, right?

  • - I do not wanna give them that much credit here.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - Seven's being a little generous.

  • - This is seven inches.

  • I'm pretty sure.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - And like, yeah, I don't think it's that.

  • - Okay, fine.

  • - I think that's too long.

  • - Maybe a happy medium would be five inches?

  • - You know what, I'm thinking even lower, guys.

  • - What?

  • Daniella!

  • So what do you think?

  • - I'll go with either four or five.

  • - Let's go with four, 'cause now I'm not confident anymore,

  • so we're going with four inches, people.

  • - How far can penises shoot sperm?

  • - Also would like to reiterate this question says,

  • shoot sperm.

  • - Pew, pew, pew.

  • - We have six inches, one foot,

  • two feet, and five feet.

  • - Okay.

  • - One foot's about this much,

  • which I've experienced.

  • - I mean, you have to think about...

  • - Oh my God.

  • This is disturbing.

  • - Okay. - Okay, so two feet.

  • Honestly, I might go...

  • Depending on how long it's been, or you know,

  • the sexual frustration

  • that's pent up. - Yeah, I mean...

  • - Like, there could be a lot of pressure in there,

  • you know? - That's true.

  • There's a lot.

  • - So let's also think about like, how far it needs to shoot

  • to get a woman pregnant.

  • I feel like, 'cause it's six inches enough?

  • - Well, they swim.

  • - I think two feet, maybe.

  • - No, I think five.

  • - You think five?

  • - I know the answer with whale penises.

  • - I think one, what do you think?

  • (record scratches)

  • With whale penises?

  • Well, what is that answer.

  • - And dolphins.

  • Well, I know that like, they shoot sperm,

  • apparently it's at the rate and the speed of a gun shot,

  • like of a gun bullet coming out.

  • So it's like really fast.

  • - Although, maybe.

  • Kind of like when you sneeze.

  • That can go like 30 feet.

  • (Daniella laughs)

  • - Can it really?

  • - Yeah, something like that. - Are you serious?

  • - And it goes really far. - So you can like,

  • essentially die from a whale ejaculation?

  • - You might get hurt, I don't know.

  • (Emily and Nadia laugh)

  • - Okay, let's just do five.

  • - Okay.

  • - 'Cause that's kind of a fun answer.

  • - It is.

  • - You just might wanna get out of the line of fire

  • with that one.

  • Don't quote me on this.

  • - Does the speed change in the water,

  • versus outside the water?

  • - That's a good question,

  • and this is something we can investigate later.

  • Let's do with one foot. (laughs)

  • - I like one foot.

  • - [Shelby] One theory speculates,

  • that the motion of a penis thrust inside a vagina,

  • evolved from a reflex intended to, blank.

  • A, sexually satisfy the partner,

  • B, ensure proper semen transferal,

  • C, a protective technique during cold weather,

  • and D, remove the sperm of other competitors.

  • - Whoa.

  • - Sexually satisfy the partner, definitely not.

  • - Like, first and foremost, it's evolutionary.

  • - Yes, of course.

  • And that, in itself is--

  • - Evolution. - Yes.

  • - And it's finest.

  • - So I think we can get rid of sexually satisfy the partner,

  • and also get rid of a protective technique

  • during cold weather.

  • - Though that would be actually really funny.

  • If that was actually true.

  • - Okay.

  • - So we're gonna go with ensure proper

  • semen transferal. - Semen transferal.

  • - I kind of wanna go with that one.

  • - My dick is so cold.

  • (Nadia laughs)

  • Can I please put it inside of you?

  • - I think, - Ensure?

  • - it's ensure

  • the proper semen transferal. - Yeah, let's go with that.

  • - [Nadia] True or false, penis size correlates to

  • a person's foot size.

  • - [Emily] False.

  • - False, false, false. - False.

  • - False.

  • - False, but what if they're tricking us,

  • 'cause that's like the most...

  • You know what I mean?

  • - No, but that's what...

  • No.

  • - [Nadia] Epididymal hypertension is the medical term

  • for which colloquial phrase?

  • - [Emily] Masturbation, wet dreams,

  • blue balls, premature ejact?

  • - Is that, that's not wet dreams?

  • - I wanna say it might be.

  • - Really?

  • - Epididymal, so that's skin.

  • - No, a nocturnal emission.

  • - Hypertension.

  • - You know earlier today,

  • she was saying that blue balls

  • is a myth. - Isn't real.

  • - And you know, I kind of believe her,

  • but now I'm just feeling like--

  • - Hyper, yeah, the hypertension.

  • - The hypertension part seems to go with blue balls.

  • - Epididymal, so skin-ish.

  • - Blue balls?

  • - Hypertension.

  • - Is cold.

  • - Epididymal hypertension.

  • Blue balls is not cold.

  • - But it--

  • - No, that's what the thrust is for.

  • (Nadia laughs)

  • - Blue balls could be a thing.

  • Let's hope we're wrong, let's hope we're wrong.

  • - I don't want it to be blue balls,

  • but we're gonna say blue balls.

  • - We're gonna say blue balls.

  • - Hypertension.

  • - It's blue balls.

  • Even though blue balls is like a myth too.

  • But it says, colloquial phrase.

  • - I don't think it's a myth,

  • I just think they put it on women,

  • when like, you tease a man.

  • (Nadia gasps)

  • Or like, essentially don't have sex with them.

  • Then he's like, ow, my balls hurt,

  • 'cause they're ready to...

  • (blows raspberry)

  • We literally have to push humans out of our bodies.

  • You can deal with not...

  • Go to bathroom.

  • (Nadia laughs)

  • True or false, a penis can get stuck in a vagina.

  • (Nadia gasps)

  • - [Nadia] False?

  • - True.

  • - I think that's true.

  • - That is so damn true.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Certainly not, that would be a nightmare.

  • If it's gonna get stuck in a vagina,

  • it won't even get in there in the first place.

  • - I know that vaginas can stretch.

  • - Can a penis get stuck in a vagina?

  • - Then maybe if something happens to a vagina

  • when it's stretched.

  • - No, because a fucking baby can come out of there.

  • (Nadia laughs) Next.

  • Absolutely not.

  • - I was just like trying to think of a scenario.

  • - You wish your penis could get stuck in a vagina.

  • (Nadia laughs)

  • - I feel like there's been medical cases.

  • - Yeah. - Yeah.

  • - I feel as though, you know,

  • if the woman's nervous and like, clamps down.

  • - Oh, that's a thing, yeah.

  • - And then also, this isn't even including the possibility

  • of like, a dick piercing getting stuck in there.

  • - Oh, God.

  • - You don't fricking know, you don't know.

  • Anything could happen, so yeah.

  • - That's nightmare fuel,

  • right there.

  • - True?

  • Okay.

  • What is the earliest time

  • penises can experience an erection?

  • - [Shelby] As a toddler, during puberty,

  • in the womb, six months after birth.

  • - Damn, this is dark.

  • - This is interesting.

  • I've talked to many a male friend,

  • an erection is different than an ejaculation, right?

  • - Absolutely.

  • - So like, I think their penis can feel good.

  • - Right.

  • - But nothing will come out until they're like 10-12.

  • - Yeah.

  • I like how you've talked to many men about this.

  • - I'm gonna say--

  • - So how young were you when you had your first erection?

  • - Actually question for the producer.

  • (Nadia laughs)

  • - Dude, what if, we don't know.

  • - No.

  • - Six months after birth is an option on here.

  • Toddler. - Yeah.

  • - I'm either as a toddler or in the womb.

  • - No, I think as a toddler.

  • - Maybe it's--

  • - I think it's a toddler.

  • Because they can't actually ejaculate until puberty.

  • - You're right, you're right.

  • - But I think they can get--

  • - Yeah, I think it is, it might be as a toddler.

  • - Yeah, so we're gonna unfortunately

  • go with as a toddler.

  • - In the womb is wild.

  • If it's in the womb,

  • I'm gonna be shook. - I'm gonna freak out.

  • - [Shelby] Here we go, next one,

  • true or false, you can get pregnant from precum.

  • - That is true. - True.

  • - True. - True.

  • - True, guys. - That was one of the first

  • things that they taught us in sex ed.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Mostly as a tactic to get

  • to not to do anything. - Pull out is

  • not the method, guys. - Not effective.

  • - Please, just condoms and birth control.

  • Sperm can survive in the uterus for up to, blank, days.

  • We've got two, five, seven, and we've got 14.

  • - I don't know.

  • - It's either seven or 14.

  • - A week sounds decent to me.

  • Seven days.

  • - Don't you feel like it's two?

  • Because it's like, Plan B is only effective--

  • - Seven days is when a lot of miracles

  • have happened, historically.

  • - Yeah.

  • Like when "The Ring" girl comes back to haunt you.

  • - Right, like that one specifically.

  • (Nadia laughs)

  • - Really? - I don't know,

  • I think it's five.

  • 'Cause I remember it being kind of a crazy number.

  • - We're gonna go with,

  • five days. - Five days.

  • - Seven's fine, whatever.

  • We'll take the L for that one, potentially.

  • - [Shelby] Sperm is produced in the,

  • penis, testicles, prostate, perineum.

  • It's the testicles.

  • - The testicles. - The testicles.

  • - Actually, but just wanna question myself for a second,

  • like, that's where it's stored.

  • - Not perineum.

  • - Testicles.

  • - Yeah.

  • - The balls.

  • - Is it produced?

  • - Oh.

  • - Or is it held in the testicles?

  • - Oh, so it's either perineum or--

  • - No, perineum is the piece of skin

  • in between your butt hole and your balls.

  • (Nadia and Emily laugh)

  • - I thought that was called something else.

  • - No.

  • - Like, gooch, I thought.

  • - The what?

  • - Like, men have a prostate, but we don't.

  • And I don't really know what the function is,

  • all I know it makes it hard for old men to pee.

  • - I still think it's the testicles.

  • - Oh, I never heard that.

  • - Please tell me called that.

  • - Has anyone heard that?

  • Have you heard that? - It is?

  • Okay, thank you.

  • The man is nodding his head.

  • - No, let's do testicles.

  • - Okay, we're gonna do testicles, okay, okay.

  • - We're doing testicles.

  • - Wow.

  • - You think it's testicles or prostate?

  • - The prostate, no that's their G spot.

  • I'm gonna default to you.

  • - All right, if I'm wrong,

  • I'll scream gooch in public. - You'll buy me a donut.

  • - [Shelby] What fills the penis during an erection

  • that makes it hard?

  • Blood, semen, water, or testosterone.

  • - Blood.

  • - Semen.

  • No, just kidding, it's blood.

  • - What do you think?

  • I know what it is.

  • - Blood. - Yeah.

  • - Boom! - We're done.

  • - We're done.

  • - We're feeling confident.

  • We're feeling good. - Ish.

  • - We're feeling sex educated.

  • - We are feeling sex educated.

  • - Well, we have answered all of these questions,

  • so now, I guess we will see how we did.

  • - We'll see if Emily's a penis expert,

  • the jury is out on that.

  • - The jury it out on that, it's been a while.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - What are doctors who specialize in health care

  • of male sexual and reproductive organs called?

  • - We answered--

  • - Urologist.

  • - [Producer] That was right. (ding)

  • - Oh!

  • - Nice. (ding)

  • - Hell yeah.

  • - People with penises can get yeast infections.

  • - And we said true. - And we said true.

  • (ding)

  • - Yeah, I knew it.

  • - Two for two.

  • - What is the average length of an erect penis?

  • - Five inches. (ding)

  • - We did ultimately end up going with four.

  • - Oh my God. - I'm sorry, Shelby.

  • - Once inch difference though,

  • but you know, that is quite a difference.

  • - Yeah, that does make the difference.

  • - Thank you.

  • - You're a penis pro.

  • - Hey!

  • - How far can penises shoot sperm?

  • - Pew, pew, pew.

  • - And didn't we say five feet?

  • - We said five feet.

  • - Yeah, we said five feet.

  • - A foot.

  • (buzzer buzzes)

  • - [Producer] No, it's two feet.

  • - No!

  • - Oh, Shelby, I'm so sorry. - So close.

  • - I mislead you.

  • - It's okay.

  • - Two feet? (buzzer buzzes)

  • - Oh, my goodness.

  • - Yikes.

  • - We should also find out about those whales and dolphins.

  • (Emily snorts)

  • One theory speculates that the motion of a penis thrust

  • inside a vagina evolved from a reflex intended to--

  • - Ensure proper semen transferal.

  • - We said, ensure proper semen transferal.

  • (buzzer buzzes)

  • - Oh. - Oh.

  • - You know that was my second.

  • - I get it, that evolutionarily sounds correct.

  • (buzzer buzzes) - What?

  • - What?

  • - That's insane.

  • - Penis size correlates with a person's foot size.

  • And we said false. (ding)

  • - We said false.

  • - False. (ding)

  • - Epididymal hypertension is the medical term

  • for which colloquial phrase?

  • - We said blue balls.

  • - Blue balls. - Blue balls.

  • - [Producer] Blue balls.

  • - Really? - Oh, I'm sorry, Shelby.

  • - So it's real?

  • - I know, it's real.

  • - [Producer] It's true.

  • - Woo!

  • Okay, isn't blue balls a myth?

  • It's a myth.

  • - [Producer] So there is an over engorgement.

  • It does get tense.

  • But nothing's gonna blow up, nobody's gonna die.

  • It's just an uncomfortable feeling.

  • - Your balls are gonna explode.

  • - It's uncomfortable, okay.

  • - Got it, okay.

  • - So it's not a health crisis.

  • - True or false, a penis can get stuck in a vagina.

  • - And that's true.

  • (ding) - That is fully true.

  • - [Producer] That is true.

  • - A penis can get stuck in a vagina.

  • - We said false.

  • (buzzer buzzes)

  • - [Producer] That is true. (buzzer buzzes)

  • - What?

  • - Don't leave it in.

  • - Sex is scary.

  • - How do you fix that?

  • You're like, okay, we'll just a blanket around us,

  • and like, walk to the hospital.

  • - What is the earliest time

  • penises can experience an erection?

  • And we said, as a toddler. (buzzer buzzes)

  • - I said, in the womb.

  • - [Producer] Oh, in the womb, that's right.

  • (Nadia cheers) (ding)

  • - Nice, excellent.

  • - Womb to tomb.

  • - Womb to the tomb. - Womb to tomb.

  • - Okay.

  • - True or false, you can get pregnant from precum.

  • - True. - We said true.

  • - That's true. - True.

  • (buzzer buzzes) - [Producer] That is false.

  • - No! (Daniella gasps)

  • Oh my God, I'm so mad.

  • - What?

  • - Whoa!

  • - What?

  • - Whoa!

  • - So if there's leftovers. - Whoa.

  • - [Producer] Yeah, but if it's a fresh--

  • - Fresh jack. - Whoa.

  • - Sperm can survive in the uterus for up to, how many days?

  • We said a week, we said seven days.

  • - We went with five. (ding)

  • - And that's right.

  • - Shelby!

  • - [Producer] Five days. (buzzer buzzes)

  • - Five? - Five?

  • - That is a trick question. - That is a trick.

  • - Sperm is produced in the--

  • - We said testicles.

  • - [Producer] Testicles.

  • - No! - Oh my God.

  • - That would have been embarrassing.

  • - Yeah, if we said prostate.

  • - Prostate.

  • I don't think I can call myself the penis pro anymore,

  • I've lost it.

  • - You've lost your touch.

  • - There were no questions about vas deferens in here,

  • those are my specialty.

  • - What fills the penis during erection that makes it hard?

  • We said blood.

  • - We said blood. - Blood.

  • - Blood. (ding)

  • - Great.

  • - Blood.

  • Okay, ended on a high note.

  • - We did.

  • - That's still a D.

  • - I know, but it's about 50, right?

  • - I guess so.

  • Yeah, it's not an F.

  • - It's not an F.

  • - I think we did pretty good, considering how long it's been

  • since we've been in high school.

  • - I'm gonna stay after class and be like listen,

  • I don't know what happened.

  • (Nadia laughs)

  • This is not a fair example of my knowledge.

  • - You know for D.

  • - I know the...

  • Oh, good one.

  • Good one, Shelby. - I know, I hate myself.

  • (Daniella laughs) - Okay.

  • - Stay safe, kids.

  • - The sperm shooting,

  • that's like, if there wasn't a, what's the word,

  • uterus, and cervix, and then the rest of your body,

  • that would literally like, be in your throat.

  • - I don't wanna think about that.

  • I don't wanna think about that.

  • - There's also another way it can get in your throat.

  • Ay! - Oh.

  • - [Producer] Let's cut.

  • (upbeat music)

- So here is a penis, and here is the precum.

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女性は高校のセックスエドクイズを取る (Women Take A High School Sex Ed Quiz)

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