[CLANKING]

Why do you want to be a lobby boy?

Who wouldn't? At the Grand Budapest, sir.

VOICEOVER: And so my life began;

Junior Lobby Boy-in-training,

Under the strict command of Monsieur Gustave H.

[GUSTAVE CHUCKLES]

Many of the hotel's most valued and distinguished guests

Came for him.

MADAME D: I love you.

I love you.

GUSTAVE: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.

She was 84...?

Nnn, I've had older.

VOICEOVER: This was also when I met Agatha.

GUSTAVE: She's charming, she's so charming!

Is he flirting with you?

Yes.

I approve of this union.

VOICEOVER: I became his pupil

And he was to be my counsellor and guardian.

BOY: The police are here.

Tell them I'll be right down.

GUSTAVE: She's been murdered. And you think I did it.

HENCKELS: Hey! ...Stop!

GUSTAVE: You're looking so well, darling, you really are.

I don't know what sort of cream they put on you down at the morgue,

But I want some.

LAWYER: This is Madame D's last will and testament.

To Monsieur Gustave H., I bequeath painting known as

'Boy With Apple'.

Wow.

What?

Who's Gustave H.?

I'm afraid that's me, darling.

If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body,

Living or dead --

-- I go to bed with all my friends.

[THUD, CROWD GASPS]

[THUD, GASPS INCREASE]

[THUD, GASPS INCREASE AGAIN]

ZERO: We need to make a plan for your survival,

Hide this. It's a code,

And you might need a magnifying glass to read it,

But it tells you exactly where and how to find

'Boy With Apple.'

AGATHA: I'm a baker! I'm not a fence, if that's the term!

HENCKELS: I want road blocks at every junction

For 50 Kilometers.

I want rail blocks at every train station

For 100 Kilometers.

IVAN: Get in!

HENCKELS: I want 50 men and 10 blood hounds

Ready in 5 minutes.

[RAPID FOLK MUSIC PLAYS]

GUSTAVE: You can't arrest him simply because

He's a bloody immigrant!

[SHOUTS]

Take your hands off my Lobby Boy!

[MUSIC RESUMES]

GUSTAVE: Have you ever been questioned by the authorities?

Yes, on one occasion.

When?

I was arrested and tortured by the rebel militia

after the desert uprising.

Right. Well, you know the drill, then,

Zip it!