Welcome to another "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

I appreciate you watching and staying at home

and doing what we are told.

I know it's hard right now, but it is gonna work out,

so thank you for doing that.

We're doing our part, too, staying at home

and washing our hands and not touching our face, et cetera.

And it's just -- Today is just a Tuesday, I believe,

and it's just another day.

It's another week. Every day is another week.

So, here we go. Let's make it easier.

Let's start off with a few jokes.

It's time for the monologue. ♪♪

Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

Guys, there are reports that Kim Jong-un

is in serious condition after having surgery.

Wow. That's crazy.

He always looked so healthy to me.

That's right -- there were reports that Kim Jong-un

is in serious condition after having surgery.

Who knew that the guy with the body shaped like the one

from "Operation" would have health issues?

He's got water on the knee.

Bucket of water on the knee.

If anything happens to Kim Jong-un,

his sister will take over.

You know Kim's sisters -- Kourtney and Khloé Jong-un.

Earlier today at The White House,

President Trump met with New York governor Andrew Cuomo.

It was strange, because, normally,

when two guys from Queens meet up,

it's under a bridge in the middle of the night.

The FDA just authorized the first coronavirus test

that allows patients to collect their samples at home.

That's right -- now people can mail their sample in

and then, two weeks later, get a call from the lab that says,

"Sir, that cup was for saliva."

Down in Georgia, a governor is going against

medical experts and reopening some

non-essential businesses, including bowling alleys.

Look, even when there's not a pandemic,

I wouldn't be sticking my fingers

into a communal ball hole.

Southern states like Tennessee and Georgia

are ignoring expert advise

and reopening non-essential businesses.

That's cool, because the last time the Southern states

broke off and did their own thing,

it worked out pretty well, right?

Georgia wants to reopen movie theaters next week.

It's perfect if you want to catch the latest releases

from February and also the coronavirus.

The World Series of Poker

has been postponed because of the coronavirus.

Yep. Of course all the players were incredibly upset,

but it was impossible to tell.

I read that seashells in North Carolina beaches

have been piling up because no one is there

to collect them, the seashells, yeah.

So now you know where to go when you need another beach-themed

"Live, laugh, love" sign for your bathroom.

A woman in Iowa made hundreds of face masks

and hung them on a tree outside her house

for people to share and take.

That's really nice, but while she was hanging them,

you know the neighbors were definitely like,

"Susan's gone insane."

And, finally, a lot of people say that the lockdowns

have created a lot of tension

between them and their roommates.

A definite sign of that -- when you start referring

to your wife and kids as roommates.

Guys, that is our monologue right there.

We have a great show tonight.

Halle Berry is on the show tonight.

We love Halle Berry.

We'll be talking to her and all the things

she's doing right now during this quarantine.

Also, Russell Westbrook and I

talk about Michael Jordan documentaries.

We'll be talking about playoff.

Is he ready for the playoffs if NBA happens to come back?

We don't know.

And we have great music from Meghan Trainor

to close out the show.

I appreciate that. Thanks, everyone, for coming on.

It's Tuesday, and we thought it would be fun to do

#AskTheFallons.

This is where we ask you guys to ask us questions,

and we'll answer anything, whether it be me, my kids,

or my wife, who is also my camera operator,

who does not like to be on-camera,

but it doesn't matter.

We're in a pandemic.

We have to do things... -That's right.

-...that we don't want to do.

So, here it is.

It's time for another installment of

"Ask, Ask, Ask, the, the, the,

Fallons, Fallons, Fallons, Fallons."

♪♪

Hi, guys. -Hi.

-Welcome to this edition of "Ask the Fallons."

We are doing it from inside the bus, the VW bus,

because it is a crazy storm outside.

And we are safe and cozy in here.

-It might be hailing.

-And to be honest, the lighting is just as good in here

than it is outside.

Alright, we got a lot of questions from you guys.

-Alright. -Thank you so much.

I am going to kind of talk a little bit louder

because it's just really coming down.

-It just -- It might be hailing right now.

-Alright, here we go. I think it is, actually, yeah.

Alright, honey, what were you like

when you were the girls's age?

So 5 and 6.

-Okay, so, when I was 5 or 6 -- kindergarten --

my best friend's name was Huey.

And I loved to play and draw and make-believe.

I was really nice.

I was very shy and I liked to be kind of left alone.

I had a younger brother who was only about a year younger,

so, yes, he would sort of, you know, wait until

I perfectly set up my entire Barbie townhouse.

-Was it Barbie that you were into?

-Oh, I was into Barbie. I was into...

-Skipper? -Yeah, Skipper.

And you could turn her arms, and she would get bigger.

She would turn into a pre-teen. Oh, yeah.

And, yeah, Jim would come in and sort of mess it up,

and then I would go back and fix it up again.

And I was a peaceful child. -You were. Very creative.

-Very creative.

I loved anything drawing, painting, making a store.

I made a lot of stores. -Yeah.

-That's still my dream for one day, having a store.

-For me, I think 5 years old, 5 and 6, was the first grade.

I was very religious.

I was very -- I wanted to be a priest.

I was an altar boy.

Just got my first communion, and I was really into it.

So I was very kind of religious at the time when I was 5 and 6.

I mean, I didn't have Barbies, so I don't know.

My sister had Barbies.

We might have Donny and Marie dolls.

-Oh! -So maybe I was into that.

-We had the Six Million Dollar Man.

I remember I loved him.

-No, I didn't have that.

I remember I was jealous of a lot of my friends.

We'd go even to just their garage sales

and be like, "You have the Evel Knievel bike

that you pull the thing?"

-For a quarter? -Yes! Like, "I want that."

We never had any of those things.

But I think that I was probably more like --

I think I was more like Winnie than I was Franny.

-You do?

-Yeah, I think I was more quiet and just, like,

just did my own thing, yeah.

My sister was -- Yeah, she was more of the, like --

-I'm surprised.

-Everyone was really like, "Oh, Gloria's --"

-Oh, yeah, Gloria was kind of a --

-She was very cute and very smart.

-Yes.

-And people saw that and they were like, "Ooh, the boys.

You're gonna have --" -Good luck with the boy.

-"You're gonna have a little trouble with the boy."

-But the daughter's really cute.

-Yeah, she's cute and so smart.

But he's got something, I guess.

He's got something to work towards.

Hey, this one's good.

It said, "I just started my first serious relationship.

Do you have any dating advice?" -Oh!

-Yeah, would you like to go ahead?

Mine -- I would not. I would not give you any advice.

-What would be your advice, actually?

-I'm so bad. What's my dating advice?

Phew! Maybe realize that when

you're first starting to date,

that this might not be the one, the one.

Most likely, it's not the one. -It could be the one.

-It could be the one.

I would say you're in the 5 percentile

of that being "the one."

-I don't even know where to start with my advice.

Alright, I'll try to limit it down...

-Mm-hmm.

-...to a big one, which is

trust their actions, not their words.

So, you may hear the most beautiful things,

you may hear promises, you might hear everything

you want to hear, but if that person you're dating

is not following up with their actions,

then they're just words.

So trust yourself on that.

Stop saying, "But, but, but..."

"But he said he liked me."

If he doesn't show you he liked you, you know,

it might be a different thing.

The other thing is to know what you want.

It's so important to know what you want,

because I think that a lot of us just scream forward

waiting for the first person to pull out

or pull up or, you know, move ahead.

And just know what you want.

Some people might just want to date,

and you don't have to rush to the altar.

You don't have to rush to anything.

You can just enjoy each other.

-Did you know what you wanted with me?

[ Both laugh ] -Yes.

The craziest thing about you was that...

-You wanted to run to the altar.

-...for the first time in my life,

someone told me to make that list of what I want.

And I had just assumed that I knew what I wanted,

but I never actually dated anyone

who had anything on the list of what I wanted

once I wrote it down.

So as soon as I did that -- and I'm not kidding --

I went on to "Fever Pitch" and ta-da.

-Wow. So maybe write it down. -Yeah.

It's just a way of understanding what you're after better.

-You wanted brown hair, good looks.

-It was an entirely physical list.

-Physique. -No, it was not.

It had nothing to do with that.

My 20-something self would have made that list,

but my older list was different.

-But how different was it?

-It was just more about, like, someone who loves family,

because some people -- And I've dated people

who don't actually want to be around family,

and I love my family.

And, you know, that was a big one.

Someone who just had the same sort of sense of fun that I did.

-Yeah, and?

-Someone who is really muscly and great-looking!

And the most handsome prince in the world, my husband.

-Gosh, I spend about 90% of my day in the gym,

and when I come out, you know I got to have my protein shake.

-Yeah, actually, on the list is someone

who isn't that into all of that,