Well, clearly not.

I do.

Very little exercise.

Um, everything is my whole body is turning into.

Ah, sort of a a white pudding.

Ah, like a tapioca lowing.

I take off my shirt if you could handle it.

If you could handle the light in balance.

Sure.

I don't think you could.

What has put a polarized lens up so we can handle the solar for I'm sure you have all that equipment I do.

I got everything, you know, very jealous of your fancy CBS equipment.

We're shooting this right now with the Hubble telescope.

Yeah, actually, we're capturing your image and infrared.

Great.

If you could forward that to my dermatologist so I could just get myself checked, I'd be very happy.

Uh, you and I are both gonna be celebrating our birthdays.

I think in a social isolation.

Yours is April 18th.

Mind is may 13th.

I think you have a shot.

Really?

I have a shot at, like actually making physical contact with other human beings.

Yes, I'm being optimistic.

I like to be, but you at least have a chance.

There's no way we're out of isolation by April 18th which is my birthday.

So I'd like to propose then all of America.

Try and celebrate my birthday on the 18th.

What do you want?

What do you want with your shirt size?

Well, that's really nice.

Well, I used to be a lot slimmer, and I'd say in the last week and 1/2 I've gained 65 san.

You and I should also you and I Sure it'll fill some time on your show where you open the present from me and you have a shirt from me.

Oh, you're gonna fill time on my show.

Yeah, how it is now.

I hope so.

Because I really need that.

So, what's your shirt size?

Conan?

Answer the questions.

16.5 with a 39 inch sleeve.

Wow.

I'm like an orang utan.

Your man spreading by the way, I can see all of you not on this camera.

On Lee on your camera is what people at home don't know.

Is that the your camera?

You're getting the floor show?

Yes, but nobody up there can see it.

I am seeing everything and my hat's off to you.

I'm very impressed.

Thank you.