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  • Hey

  • What are you doing?

  • Driving. What are you doing?

  • Driving and texting.

  • Hmmm.

  • Are you sure you should be doing that?

  • Yes. Because I'm a textpert.

  • An expert at texting. Rejecting, the notion that you think I'll be wrecking

  • Due to the fact that I'm distracted?!

  • I multi-task best behind the wheel when I get textually active.

  • YOU should keep both eyes on the road, sir. For real.

  • You look down. Look up. And end up in the trunk of another automobile.

  • Leave it to a pro. Be incommunicado.

  • Until you get to where you need to go. This conversation's O.

  • Ver.

  • No it isn't.

  • Yes it is.

  • No it isn't.

  • 'Cause I'm a textpert. An expert at texting.

  • Pressing, my keypad when my car's not resting.

  • I can divide my attention up.

  • I got so much attention I've got an eleven-tion.

  • With one eye on the road; one eye on my phone.

  • I texted-in this drive-thru order for my latte and scone.

  • Thank you.

  • Now I'm-n-a text-n-eat-n-sip-n-dip and shift.

  • It in to D and then chin-drive home.

  • I'm a textpert.

  • A texting traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur.

  • I'm a textpert.

  • Don't worry, nobody's gonna get hurt.

  • Sometimes I text both sides of a conversation.

  • 'Cause it's tough to keep up with my text-ual pacing.

  • On rare occasion, when I've got nothing to text about.

  • I text myself reminders of what I'm doing now.

  • I carry on, more concurrent conversations.

  • Than one phone alone is prone to accept.

  • So I've

  • Tested and perfected my patented method:

  • The second handset hands-free toe text.

  • I ride with my Swedish Masseuse.

  • She gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu.

  • My yogi shows me hand yoga poses, like:

  • Downward Facing Pinky and Thumb Lotus.

  • I'll never stoop so low as to text photos.

  • Instead I text the correct combo of 1's and 0's

  • I'm an artiste. Using ASCII

  • I just texted this toad to an art gallery.

  • I text more than the next bored pre-pubescent tween!

  • In fact I've text-induced my own second puberty!

  • How does that work exactly?

  • Everything that happened before is happening some more.

  • That's all I'm comfortable sharing at this time.

  • I gave a lift to a drifter.

  • And texted his estranged sister.

  • And now I'm hostin' em here for dinner!

  • Well did I mention I'm a text-itrician?

  • A next-gen OB/GYN, a Lamaze text-nician.

  • Well, I'm the next Dr. Phil of SMS

  • I'm poppin' out babies with the power of text

  • I'm a textpert.

  • A texting traveler who doesn't need a chaffeur

  • By the way where're you headed son?

  • Headed West on 421.

  • 421?

  • Uh-huh.

  • West?!

  • Yes. You?

  • Me? I'm headed...



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私はテキストパート(ラップバトル (I'm a Textpert (Rap Battle))

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    林筠芳 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日