"That can't be my daughter.

She died years ago."

Spooooky, eh?

-Come on, Grandpa Lemon.

We wanna hear a real scary story.

-(others) Yeah.

-Oh, well, there was that one time I caught scurvy.

[berries groan] All right, all right.

Lemme see now.

On a night like this, under a full moon's beam,

the kitchen was dead quiet...

except for a scream!

-[screams]

-The freezer door was open, a frigid cold seized the room.

Its evil chill turned the fruits

into frozen zombies of doom.

-Everybody knows zombies aren't real, Grandpa Lemon.

-You should tell that to them!

[both roar dramatically, berries scream]

[both laugh]

-What a bunch of Halloweenies. [laughs]

-That was awesome.

I can't believe they fell for the old haunted freezer gag.

-Gag? Who said anything about a gag?

-[laughs evilly]

[all screaming]

-Whoa!

Everyone just chill out. [laughs]

[freezer laughs evilly]

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[tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller] Wait a minute.

How did we get in here?

-Um... I think that's the least of our problems.

What happened to our friends?

[friends growl softly]

What's going on with our friends?

Orange, what's happening?!

[Orange growls] Aaahh!!

-We're in the freezer

And something evil's

Lurking behind Pear

-Huh? [screams]

-Under the moonlight

You want to run

But you know you wouldn't dare

-Moonlight? Aren't we in a freezer?

-You're gonna scream

'Cause all the food in here

Have become zombies

-Aah!

-You start to freeze

But the freezer swallows you

It's no surprise

You're paralyzed

'Cause this is Chiller

Chiller night

And no one's gonna save you

From that crazy broccoli now

Chiller

Chiller night

You're fighting for your life

Inside the

Chiller, Chiller, Chiller

-(Grandpa Lemon) Darkness falls across a land that's frigid.

Terror strikes from an apple midget.

The grapefruit monster now a groaning ghoul.

Watch as a marshmallow skates on his frozen drool.

-Yay! I love being a zombie!

-(Grandpa Lemon) The zombie foods are lurking

just down your hall, and a fiendish orange commands them all.

-Hey! I'm not a fiend; I'm an orange.

'Cause this is Chiller

Chiller night

And no one's gonna save you

From that crazy broccoli now

Chiller

Chiller night

You're fighting for your life

Inside the

Chiller, Chiller, Chiller

-No! I don't wanna be a zombie!

Ah! Ahh! Stay back!!

-Why? Did you fart? [laughs]

-Oh... where am I?

-You're in the kitchen. Where else would you be?

-No, you don't understand, it's the--

[relieved]: Oh. Wow. It was all a dream.

[chuckles] And to think,

I was terrified of the freezer. [chuckles]

-Freezer? Don't you mean--

the Chiller?

-[laughs evilly]

-[screaming]

-'Cause this is Chiller

Chiller night

And no one's gonna save you

From that crazy broccoli now

Chiller

Chiller night

You're fighting for your life...