This is what's been bugging me.

I'm terrible.

A tech.

My son has been making fun of me for years.

I could never figure stuff out.

And now that we're all on our own, we gotta figure this stuff out.

Are you good at tech now?

Absolutely.

You know, I can't do anything.

This is like I've been face timing my, uh, my body locker and whose whose helps me out.

Uh, literally everything.

I didn't know how to turn on my, uh, so many things in my house.

I don't know how to.

Well, whatever.

It's humiliating.

Oh, I can do the, uh if the electricity goes down, I can find the circuit and flip it on and off.

And when it works, I'm just like I handle that one.

That that's when I'm most excited.

It's the smallest thing.

And you feel like MacGyver, right?

Change the battery on my mouth the other day, or or on my computer thing, and I opened it up, put a couple of double A's in there, and it worked.

I was gonna let you go.

I was done.

You do these things.

That is not the voice of a tech guy.

Okay, What do you think?

My wife knows a lot more in the house than I do.

Owe you.

You got that going on.

My wife always knows everything and how how everything works.

She's a good cook.

She knows everything is on.

I'm always saying stuff like, where did they put the sink?

And she said, Quickie, You an idiot?

It's right there in front of you.

And I mean, like, um I supposed to know I'm a genius, you know?

Look created.

I'm the creator.

I can't know where the sink is.

Ridiculous.

Someone told me that you're wearing T shirts that you get from restaurants.

I don't even know what that means.

What does that mean?

When I go to a restaurant?

A lot of times when I'm leaving, they say, Hey, Adam, you want a T shirt?

And I say, Yeah, sure.

You know, and I say what size and I say double axe and they go now and I go Well, yeah, and then they go.

Really?

I put it on to show him that it's not that loose, and it's a little loose, but right.

Wow, I would have thought better of you, Adam.

I say I know, I know, but I get a minute.

It'll make me stop you for a second.

You say that when you go to restaurants.

This is long before the Corona virus.

But just as a matter of habit and a matter of course, they give you free T shirts at the very end of the meal.

A because I'm nice.

I'm nice to people.

I mean, we live in the same neighborhood.

I've never gotten a T shirt.

They don't give me T shirts.

Well, that's an extra extra long on you, man.

That doesn't make sense.

You can't wear teachers, are you?

Extra long waist ahead or No, no, I'm sorry.

Wrong in the leg.

You've got long legs.

One arm?

Yeah.

Oh, they're crazy legs.

I've got, like, 39 inch legs.

You know, I have super long legs, and then I have a tiny torso.

I have the the Tet, the chest of ah, of an eight year old girl.

Hey, massive long legs.

Yeah, and I got It's just so I'm just proportionate.

You know?

You like when you're laying in bed, your legs kicking around you don't even know it.

You know you.

You feel your legs, right?

Yeah.

I can feel my legs.

Adam.

Yes.

I can feel my legs wake up before you ever.

Ugo?

Yeah.

Sometimes I'm fast asleep, but my legs get up early.

I know.

Like Hey, Still asleep?

Okay, right.

He's still asleep.

Yeah.

Left.

Let's get cooking.

And then they start doing all kinds of stuff.

They have prosthetics in the board.

Yeah.

Sometimes I wake up and I'm just running 18 miles an hour down the street.

Yeah, Director, I'm in a samba class.

It's craziness.