It's Monday.

Oh, hold on.

I feel like I might need Thio grow a mustache.

Oh, God, it's terrible.

Somehow it's worse because it's subtle.

But anyway, it's pizza Miss the most magical time of the year here in nerd fight area, where for two weeks we make week daily videos just like it's 2007 all over again.

I don't like to brag, but I think my mustache that inspired pizza Miss was the very first mustache.

Not to know whether it was ironic, which is now like a widespread phenomenon.

I can't explain the whole back story of pizza.

Miss Hank made a video about it once, but every year during pizza, Miss Dft, be a dot com commissions, lots of stuff on the theme of my moustachioed face, which is only available during pizza, Ms.

And today I'm gonna unbox all that stuff.

I don't know what any of it is.

Okay.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, boy.

All right, let's get started with this beautiful pizza.

John mug.

If you want to drink your coffee in a way that's classy and sophisticated and just slightly moustachioed, then we have this magnificently subtle pizza.

John Sweatshirt.

It's a football scarf, but for pizza, John, it's actually a surprisingly comfortable scarf.

This is really is shaping up to be the best pizza, Miss eh?

For at this point, to pizza John, shirts are like high art.

I mean, look at this.

Me is a bad ass pizza delivery driver.

I mean, this is magnificent.

Oh, my gosh.

I have to put it on.

Now Then we have this amazing brick head meat pizza.

I've always wanted to be a brick head.

I mean, look at this.

It's just a beautiful, deconstructed pizza with my face on it.

You're not even gonna feel weird wearing this shirt.

You're gonna feel awesome.

And then last, but certainly not least it's none.

Pizza with left.

Oh, my God.

Nothing in 2019 has made me as happy as none.

Pizza with left.

I love it all.

So much feeds of this is so beautiful and stupid.

There's also a great sticker collection in case you're looking to adorn your phone or your laptop or any other surface with my moustachioed face.

Did we finally make a bandanna?

Ah, we did.

Look at this bandanna.

I'm gonna do and I feel like it's an obligation.

When I was at summer camp, I learned how to tie of bandanna.

Now, this was 30 years ago, but I bet I can still do it.

Everything about this look is excellent, but what's best about it is Ah, this fella I gotta put on the shirt where him on the Vespa.

These shirts are amazing.

All of this is available only during pizza.

Miss at Dft.

Be a dot com.

Go right now, dft, be a dot com.

You get a false sense of urgency now that our profits go to charity have become a much harder cellar.

We have more stuff.

Shut the front door.

It's a pizza miss underground map in which all the stations are different kinds of pizza.

And lastly, we have two pins.

You can choose between one that says pineapple pizza forever and one that has a pineapple with a line through it and says Nope, I guess.

Whichever those pins Elmore will then be declared the collective opinion of nerd fight area in re pineapple on pizza.

It really is the best pizza miss yet, thanks to everybody at D of T B A and all the amazing designers who participated in this weird project.

You could go to dft Be a dot com to get your pizza this stuff now and wait.

I forgot two important things.

Fortunately, I haven't shaved my moustache.

First, we've got this pizza, John penance So you can brag about having gone to Pizza College.

And secondly, Sarah and I have been making watercolor paintings together.

I know it's It's so stinking cute.

And we're making just a few of these watercolors in the shape of pizza slices, which were calling Mystic Pizza by John and Sarah.

So, yeah, a few of these air also available.

I think that's it.

Happy pizza, Miss Hank, I will see you tomorrow.