I'm just gonna say it.

I, uh, in my private life, in the confines of my happy marriage with my consenting life practice Sadomasochism.

Uh, yeah, bondage dominance.

Uh, all the rest masks, Bynes, ropes, fire.

Wow.

Even just saying it like that.

I can feel my shoulders loosen.

For the first time in decades, I am a massacre ist In order to achieve sexual gratification, I need to be tied up, punched, pinched, whipped, kicked, or otherwise tortured by my loving wife.

And here's the bigger truth.

All of us need something, right?

You know, I don't know what you do in your bedroom with your loved one, but I do know this.

You're probably a little embarrassed about it.

You probably don't want the rest of us looking at you while you do it.

Unless that's your thing.

And if so, great.

But wouldn't we be better off if we didn't let shame when?

If we didn't feel sheepish?

Didn't feel like we had to hide what moves us, Theo, there are those who believe that I have just ended my legal and political careers.

They don't think you can handle what I just told you.

In fact, uh, political opponents of mine were plotting to use it against me.

I said, bring it.

And that's why I told you I was here to trust you.

Because I know that you can handle it now that you may laugh a little, but that in the end of the day, you'll get it because you want the truth with the worst.

Uh, maybe it won't stop you from getting to the polls to support that best.

Maybe on the way you tell someone who you really are.

Maybe they like it.

And maybe you feel just a little more comfortable in your own skin as I finally doing mine.