Another product test.

Now, if you've been following this child for a while, you will probably think that I am an idiot because you might have seen in the past.

I've tasted a clear coffee product before.

It did not go well, but I can't help it.

I couldn't help it the moment I saw this the Roman I saw the bottle.

I knew I had to have it.

I knew I had to taste it.

This is not available here.

I had to buy this from Japan.

And yes, you would argue I am definitely an idiot.

So what is it?

Well, apparently is that clear cold, espresso and milk type thing.

It is a lot, apparently.

Now I have no idea how they've done this.

More to the point, I have no idea why.

I don't know if it's gonna taste good.

I have only bought one bottle, this one precious bottle.

But I couldn't pass it up.

Now my capacity to read Japanese is not good.

Google translates capacity to read Japanese, while impressive is also not good.

So I don't know that much about this product.

I know that it's a light beverage.

And so I should I should I finish this?

I'll have consumed 60 calories for good cause perhaps, Or maybe not.

I don't know.

I don't know how this will go.

I know the last thing I tasted.

It was clear.

Coffee was bad, right?

So I don't I don't have high expectations, but I cannot help but be curious when you do weird things with coffee.

Let's begin.

I was I was terrified that this would smell that bastard.

Clear coffee.

Did that smell absolutely disgusting?

Their smells merely unpleasant smells.

It's Mel.

It's got like it's got, like a like a caramel vanilla fakeness in there somewhere.

And then and then the smell of coffee when you knock out an espresso park, you know that smelled like the leftover spent coffee that's like a little bit smoky and wrong.

That's what I'm getting here on dhe properly, like cheap, nasty coffee cake tastes as well.

I'm definitely getting some of that Wish me luck.

Well, it's not good.

That's all this This the texture of this is super interesting.

It's definitely got some sort of sweetener in there, obviously some sort of artificial sweetener and then something is added for texture.

I don't know what something is going to give it that, like semi skim skim milk, kind of like a slight creamy something or other.

It's It's not good.

It's not good.

I don't like it.

It's weird.

It's interesting there.

It's got this really weird coffee flavor.

That's not really coffee.

They've, you know, put light on here, which I presume is a reference to zero calories rather than the quality of coffee in there.

I read somewhere that it's Ethiopian coffee, but you would have you would have no idea, no idea where in the world this coffee was grown.

It's unquestionably an interesting technical feat.

Was it worth it?

No, I don't know how much time in R and D gets spent on this stuff, probably too much for what it is.

It would be interesting to give it to people in a kind of blind fold and testing to see if the texture kind of tricked them into the fact that they were maybe drinking a milky coffee.

It's weird.

It's definitely weird.

It's not delicious.

It is.

It is 10 times less horrific than than the clear coffee, which Waas.

I mean, I just really That was just the worst.

The worst.

But this this is just bad.

So congratulations or say you've made a not good but not entirely terrible product.

No way that that makes it sounds That has some redeeming peaches, I guess.

No, I don't know.

I don't even know.

I don't know.

I don't know why I don't understand the adverts, huh?

Drinking it makes you not invisible anymore.

I don't I don't even understand.

Uh, but yeah, I'm I'm frankly disappointed at how not awful this is while being not good.

You know what I mean?

Okay.

No, If I if I finish the bottle, I would definitely feel sick.

This is something unsettling And just what's pushing, like a little little warning button in my brain.

That's like, Don't don't keep sipping this.

So there you have it, sir.

He clear lat me testing this.

So you really don't have to on and you know, 33 out of 10 Two points for technical, One point for taste.

You know what I mean?

Like, it's not good, but it's gonna be so much worse.

Uh, don't don't Don't track it down.

Don't buy a bottle on eBay from Japan.

Like me.

Don't be weird.

That would be.

That would be not a sound investment.

But there you go.

If there are other things you want me to taste and give my feedback on your suggestions in the comments down below, I am game to try just about anything coffee related on the condition that there is no animal cruelty involved.

So all of the just stupid evil animal coffees were just out.

Just so we're clear?

No.

Anything else?

Let me know.

Thanks for watching as we had some fun on dhe.

I'll see you next time.

Have a great day.