So, as you know, a couple of weeks ago, it was my birthday

And... normally I don't really do anything too exciting for my birthday

I just spend it at home

I like just... chilling and relaxing really

I'm not much of a party person

But... because I'm back in Japan this year

I figured I would gather all my friends together

For something a little... different

And... exciting lol

And as I was thinking of places to go

I remembered a day about 4 years ago when I was scrolling through videos on YouTube

And I came across this gem on my friends channel

DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK

Ahhhhgahhhhh yes!

Ahh

Gahhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!

Naturally I vowed to visit Kagaya Bar for my next birthday party

And that didn't happen

But now it's 4 years later and... we made it happen this year lol

And I'm so glad we did because...

It was the most ridiculous night of my entire life

Thank you so much to all my friends that came out to celebrate my birthday

And those of you that cancelled when you saw the place we were going to

And it was a bit too much for you

I do not blame you whatsoever lol

When you watch back this video

You're probably gonna feel like you made the right choice

We're outside of Kagaya Bar right now and I don't really know how I feel about it

I'm slightly terrified

Seeing Chris' video and it was...

A little traumatizing

Oh f*ck

This is ridiculous hahaha

So when you walk into the bar

It just looks like your typical Japanese izakaya

It's not too big

There's a little old Japanese lady in the back, cooking

Really nothing out of the ordinary

But things start to get weird...

Realllllly quickly

Now start now

Yes yes okay! hahaha hahaha

At this point I should probably warn you guys that you shouldn't continue watching this video

If you are easily offended or if you have young children around

But, otherwise, please enjoy!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh oh oh oh

(the f*ck)

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

DUN DUN!!

AAAHHHHH!!!!!

*monkey noises*

Ho ho ho ho

It's...

Fun?

So the owner of this bar goes by the name Mark Kagaya

And the story is that his family has been in the alcohol business for almost a century now

And when he inherited this bar from his parents in the 80's

He decided he wanted to do something...

"Original" with it lol

You'll soon see what I mean by "original"

Okay power on

PEW

Five

Four

Three

Here it comes

You ready for this?

Nope lol

Go to Chris

Chris AHHH

Are you okay?

Are you okay Chris?

Are you okay?

Are you okay Chris?

Are you okay?

So depending on what drink you order you get a different performance

So if you get beer

You get performance that's based around England?

If you get a whiskey, it's something from China

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEX SEX!!!!!

SEX!!

Who got the whiskey?

That's me coke and whiskey

He he ha

It's just like England

It's just what I expected England to be like

The whole night was full of just ridiculous surprises that you wouldn't expect

It's kind of like going to Disneyland

(I have no idea what he's saying)

AHH AHH AHH~~~~~~~~

psht

I'm slightly aroused

But...

Mostly terrified

There's absolutely nothing about food written on the menu

It's just... a collection of strange stories that don't make any sense

And each one has a different price under them

But the worst part is...

Is that they refuse to serve you unless you sing your order

Bang meeeeeeeeeeeee~

You know what I'm talking abooouuuut~

HAHAHA

Don't know what to expect really

Guess we'll see

And apparently you need to sing like you really want it

Or else they won't give you anything

But luckily, singing talent wasn't a factor lol

And Norm and I's horrible singing...

Was rewarded with some really nice Japanese dishes

We had no idea what to expect but they came out with about 6 or 7

Home-cooked style Japanese dishes that I really enjoyed

If you only have time for one round of drinks and one performance

I highly recommend ordering America

It's probably the most intense out of the bunch

DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

YEAH!

AHHHHH

DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

Soft-ry touching Dick

Soft-ry touching Dick

Soft-ry touching Dick

DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

How much have I had to drink?

How much of this is real?

Thank you!

Thank you

Thank you very much! Thank you

How about you Elon? How are things holding up?

He's enjoying himself, clearly

We were lucky in there were a bunch of other customers in the bar while we were there

So we got the chance to see lots of other performances that we didn't order ourselves

I didn't get to see all the countries but out of the ones we did see my second recommendation would probably be France

Because you get a souvenir to take home with you

Oohhh!

Oh thank you

Thank you

It's actually pretty good

It's actually pretty nice

smh

Muah!

Watching the reactions of the other customers in the store throughout the night was probably one of my favorite parts of the whole experience

At one point this group of 6 salarymen came in

And they sat down in the corner

And as soon as they were...

"Delivered" their menu

They all looked like utterly horrified and they like...

Talked a bit to the little old lady in the back

I'm assuming they were apologizing

This isn't what they expected

AHHHHHHHHHahhhEGGGGGHHHH EHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's so hilarious that people find this place

Like just by walking down the street and they come in

Expecting a regular izakaya

This right here pretty much summarizes the evening

He loves Dick

He does love Dick

If you come back you definitely need to invite me again

It's so good

Darling I love you

Much better than the French classes we got in elementary

I think I learned something tonight

French Andy

Did you have a nice night tonight?

Oh Perfect night

For Peter

For Peter

Oh for you

Honestly this was the best birthday party ever

What more could I ask for lol

This was probably one of my most memorable experiences in Japan

If you are up for a little bit of crazy fun

I highly recommend Kagaya Bar

The only problem is it's quite popular

They've had lot of coverage online and on TV

So lots of people know about it

And the tables are almost always full

So if you do wanna go

Do make a reservation in advance

I was able to find a way to do it online so I'll link the website that I used to make a reservation down below in the description box

If you guys can read a little bit of Japanese you should be able to figure that out

And you could even do it from overseas if you want, if you're planning a trip to Tokyo and...

You wanna make this part of your itinerary lol

I honestly highly recommend it

It was so much fun

What you see in my video is pretty much what you get

If you end up getting some of the performances that we didn't get to see that night

Please tell me what was involved in them in the comments

I would love to hear more

I hope you guys enjoyed this video and you weren't horribly offended lol

Thank you so much for watching

And I will see you again very soon

Byeeee!~