I'm Andy Richter tonight.

Adam Sandler.

Now theory is Conan.

Hey, Conan O'Brien here and ah, yes, that was the least professional opening I've ever done for a TV show.

I just came in and sat down on a stool.

And here's the unbelievable part.

I've been practicing that move for two weeks.

Pretty good, right?

All right.

I'm gonna start by telling you two things.

First, I'm coming to you from my home in Los Angeles and number two, please do not worry about me and find perfectly healthy.

This is just the way I look.

Okay, That's out of the way on with the show.

A lot to talk about.

First of all, I know there's a lot of stuff going on out there.

It's a lot of news.

24 hour news telling you what to do.

What?

Not to do, what?

To look out for information.

You must know.

Let me assure you something these shows we're going to do are going to tell you nothing.

They will contain no information.

None whatsoever.

You'll probably be stupider after you see these shows than you were before.

I'm just telling you up front.

All I can promise you is this will be a highly unprofessional endeavor.

Night after night will make mistakes, will do the best we can and we'll move forward now.

You saw that the top of our show was a little different.

We featured everyone on our staff who's working very hard from home remotely to make this show happen.

That is, the silver lining of this crisis is I'm learning just how much I depend on everyone around me wife, Children, family, friends, staff and my hat's off to all of them.

But my staff has done an amazing job and helping me do this remotely from home.

We have a terrific terrific shows in store for you.

I'm just saying that because that's muscle memory.

I don't know if that's true, but that's what you're supposed to say in show.

Business is, we've got some terrific shows coming up.

What I can tell you is some really great people have stepped forward to help us out Tonight.

Adam Sandler is going to be lending a hand.

Ah, good old friend and I'll be talking to him from his home and throughout the coming weeks, we'll be talking to lots of people.

And I think having a lot of fun will also be trying a lot of really inane foolish comedy.

And do with it what you will.

And if you don't like it, remember, there's always Netflix shouldn't have said that mistake.

All I can promise you is silliness, good cheer and bad lighting that you're gonna get in spades.

Now, let's start the show by getting to my good friend Andy Rector, because we're all looking for continuity.

Normalcy.

My days usually start with Andy, so I thought I'd record a little chat with him.

I did that earlier today.

And, ladies and gentlemen, here's my pal and director.

And now I'm gonna push this button, which my son taught me to do.

Okay, We're here with Andy Rector, and he's coming to us from his first in Burbank.

There is?

Yeah, I needed to push something.

What do you in your Blair witch cabin?

Zing, go As anybody in your household gotten either scared or anything or, like said Oh, no, I think I have it.

You know, I had one a few nights ago where I had, like, a 99 degree temperature, and I was like, Oh, but it turned out it was, uh, from my testicle surgery.

Never let a doctor to your testicles yesterday.

He worked on for 15 minutes.

Yeah, and it wasn't even a medical procedure.

Uh oh, good.

They got George Takei on CNN, MSNBC, you now Citrus areas.

That.

Where's he coming from?

Four.

So I must be his house in Hancock Park your way.

It'd be great if he had a little set that looked like the Bridge of the Enterprise.

If he just in that people.

Oh, this This is my guest room.

I told you my Simpson story that I originally wrote Marge versus the monorail with George Takei being in the episode, You wouldn't do it because he was.

He said, I can't do it.

I'm on the board of public transportation, so it's impossible.

It's making fun of mass transportation.

You know, there's no transportation like public transportation.

Hello out there.

I'm Mr Su of Star Trek.

Taken from a man who knows your Milwaukee county transit system is really out of this world.

Come ride with us on the bus.

And I was like, What this is a chance to be on The Simpsons.

This was like year five.

This is a big deal.

He's like, Oh, you won't trick me into making fun of mass transportation.

The Booker came to me and said, Hey, Conan to K fell through.

But is it okay?

We got a note.

We got a yes from me more.

And I'm a west name boy.

He out rights, See Hup ranks too gay for red reading.

Trevor's 30 That's incredible.

And then Sony, Why did Mr Leonard Nimoy?

I'd say this vessel could do at least work.

Five.

A lot of people out there are missing human contact.

Andy and I every day used to hug each other.

It's something we've been doing for 26 years.

I'd love to have one of those sons right now.

Inju, Andy, Let's do it.

What do you say?

Do it.

Watch this.

All right, easy.

Oh, come on, Andy.

Yeah.

Oh, good to see your buddy.

I just like feeling your face, man.

Okay.

What do you doing, Andy?

Ah ah.

Only one of us likes our daily hugs.

What you've been doing well gets lonely.

What does that even mean?

I don't know.

Ah, that beautiful hair.

You've always been jealous not to pull the lace up.

And he let me adjust your glasses.

Oh, please.

D'oh!

Yeah.

There you go.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

That's so much better.

Yeah.

I thought you'd like that.

Thank you.

And you look fantastic now.

Uh, well, how?

Hey!

Yeah.

Hey, take that, Rick.

They're so hostile.

I'm now using these instead of regular hands.

Yeah, those air time to file my taxes.

I'll talk to you later, Andy.

All right, you guys.

Bye.

Okay, Please stick around.

Adam Sandler is here when we get back.

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