Almost 10 and I've read a lot of weird comments in my days, but this But this subreddit takes the price I present to you.

Cursed comments.

Consider yourself warned.

Hey, number neighbor.

We have the same phone number, except yours is one digit about mine.

What's up?

I'm not sure how to read that, but I wish someone would write me number.

Neighborhood was so funny.

I could be like, Hey, bro Fist.

Yeah, that was funny.

Who should a self driving car a kill A or B?

If you drift, you should be able to take out both of them.

Epic, Would you answer a or B?

Both.

Thank you.

Curse Comment.

Actual superheroes.

They killed my dad.

Ha!

Oh, God, This is so edgy.

Ah, lot changes depending on who speaks first.

This is so deep in thought provoking sighed.

Recommended is celebrated.

My God, I'm gonna blame him.

Hi.

I got my account back just in case I ever get hacked again.

Here's the only nerd photo I've ever taken.

Can threaten me with it.

Now get a life.

Lord, forgive me for what am I back to do.

That's pretty hot.

Un ironically like I'd freak it, Doug jumping off buildings.

How high is too high?

It was originally a team project.

I have a bad feeling about this video.

If school was a game, what would be some loading screen tips?

Oh, no.

Why is Billy a lish brother dating someone that looks exactly like Billy?

I've seen this super weird because Billy isn't 18.

Ah, stuff.

This is why we need to remove all comments.

This is E.

I want nothing more.

Being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love.

Unless you uh huh, that's what It's true.

Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronized, which someone else is.

All that's true.

That's so nice.

Especially if your date stuff stop.

No more comments.

I named my dog five miles so I can tell people I walked five miles every day.

I ran over 50 God.

Stop side.

Help me.

Why you recommend this?

What would you do if you found me in your fridge?

How to be extremely scared?

Because the other bodies in my fridge don't smile.

Danny DeVito will die in your lifetime.

Not if I What's the difference between a child and a hooker?

I don't know.

While you sick freak.

Yeah.

Uh, Selma, get ah lot of them.

I don't condone whatsoever.

Just so we're clear.

My legal representation team.

It's text.

Okay?

I don't have help.

Why do I make life harder for myself, Jeannie?

I shall grant you three wishes.

Me.

I wish my dog could talk.

Jeannie done me petting my dog.

Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes.

First I want my pulse back second.

I want his cut.

Uh, I'm sorry, Edgar.

I'm sorry.

You were humping literally everything.

I don't do that.

Oh, no.

Never mind.

Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest form of love.

There it is again.

Okay, Unless you're in prison, I e like that even better.

That's hilarious.

But I got two different people made this post.

They thought it was so nice this being kissed while asleep, it shook.

That's really weird.

I don't understand this not the purest form of love at all.

Imagine You get shot and your friend with you, like Don't worry, bro.

Any jacks off in hand?

Smears, bp, juice His not all over wound and it instantly heals.

No, I will.

No, I think I will not imagine.

It Sounds like some terrible model for, like, battlefield or something.

Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer salsa before online delivery.

You are a mega ho.

If you can taste a hint of bull sack and semester, to be fair.

Yes.

I mean, that's impressive, huh?

It's so would dip their balls in this.

Karen, come try this.

All set.

Oh, what?

Someone dip a ball, I tell you, Stayed.

Hello, people.

Hello, my salsa myself.

That takes the ball sack.

Help!

Help!

I think that's probably what happened.

That's just my theory.

But did you know there is a skeleton inside you right now?

You don't have a skeleton?

10.

Inside you.

You're a brain.

You are inside a skeleton.

You're piloting a boat.

Make that's using meat armor.

I've seen this before, and this is not a curse car, but it actually gives me a little sense of pride that I'm a little bit of enemy inside of me.

Smash.

Like, if you agree.

What if your teeth were naturally flashed ID and got hard when you got hungry?

Mom, I'm not hungry.

Honey, I see your heart.

Just eat it.

Humanity was a mistake.

Let's just get real here.

Americans were gonna raid area 51 Europeans.

We have nothing to raid the Vatican archives.

The Vatican archives has got 4.4 rating.

Oh, my gold.

What to recall The event on Facebook stormed the Vatican archives.

They can't molest this all cursed boots.

So these shoes make a dog footprints and the common is I have the slowly it's so funny to see.

My neighbor blamed the dog's fur.

Oh God, that's hilarious.

I wish I had more time if I had free time.

This is Howard spending.

My girlfriend works in a sushi restaurant.

She's pretty.

I've seen enough hand tie to know where this is going.

I'm unvaccinated.

My superpowers include spreading diseases I don't have.

Do they make these in adult sizes?

Await?

There's no need bruh, thes air not funded, by the way.

Let's just be clear with that.

If I'm laughing, it's out of a nervous reaction.

Okay, that's it.

Just so we're clear.

Epic I 21 male have a micro.

People ask me anything.

I'm pretty depressed about it.

Maybe there's a girl out there with a microbe.

Know your people will be gifted with an extra inch.

What if I'm a girl that click?

Go click on bangle?

I had it up.

This is a video that and said all I can feel it now Notes of vodka.

Hints of fresh lemon, a raspberry finish.

Our findings from tasting of this season's that $1 vodka or Asper and lemonade harvest.

My mother was murdered in one of your restaurants and the killer was never found.

Is this riel?

It's really we're featuring that $1 vodka respite Eliminate the entire month of June.

Women warned not to put ice lollies in their blip up to cool off during heatwave.

Ha ha!

No, no.

Right.

See who writes these articles?

Jesus pokey Main, Please stop asking for my bath water.

I take showers is used mouthwash An option?

I have officially lost hope in humanity after going through the subreddit.

There's no point in me even continuing.

It makes no difference.

Elizabeth, the second firing a British L 85 battle rifle in 1993.

It's a nice gun, but I think we'll just go with a car, cried No, stop when you break into a ref 51 you see that alien who anal probe you from your dream, it's pay back time.

Gamers.

What if glass licked your feet when you stepped on it?

I would do a spool.

Every day we stray further from God's grace.

I think the problem is the first person who asked the question.

Don't ask why I had this.

It's add water on my desk.

Random acts of kindness softly kissed the postman's fingers when he puts the through the door to let him know that you're thankful for his gift.

Ce wow!

Only a matter of time before a no stop stop.

It was already horrible.

Doctors have read it.

What are the most haunting last words you ever heard of?

Patients say every time you yawn, you're putting ghost pee pee in your mouth.

Oh, God probably made other people young by doing.

The Guinness Book of World Records holds that records for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

When is those of one of the most sold books as well?

I think Guinness Minutes, But seriously, how do you sneak out such a big and heavy book.

Same way you get the record for the largest anal cavity Dentist care.

Wow.

Is he supporting her entire weight?

Fish make bays?

Oh, no.

Because nothing starts your day off, right?

Like Darth Raider crying heavily over your naked body.

I Loki kinda one base.

Loki.

Guys kind of wanna buy the kids.

Ah, goombah Can't be in smash.

He has no arms.

Explain this, scientist.

Simple.

That's not a Oh, no.

Oh, God!

Oh!

Oh, God!

Stop doing by.

Can't I?

P p?

But then how can gumbo have bebe food for thought?

Looks comfy.

Who said Ferraris aren't family cars?

Ha ha!

Great.

Can't wait for the horrible comment to show up because air from the grill is diverted out of those channels.

That baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speed.

Oh, God.

Fantastic.

Maybe you're right.

But please shut up.

Yeah, that's the whole Reddit.

Summarize.

Yeah, you're right.

But shut up.

We don't want to hear a I'm done.

I just want to say I am sorry.

I apologize.

I will make my positivity.

Or now this was irresponsible.

I do not condone this sense of humor.

These are not jokes.

They're not funny.

And if I laughed, it was purely a gag reflex to how terrible these jokes work.

They were not even jokes.

I don't like it.

All right, guys, Thanks for watching this.

I hope you feel better about yourself.

Well, at least from now.

One, it can't get worse than this unless you buy 100 million club merch.

Epically.

Guys, this will disappear soon.

So do it now or never.

Just letting, you know represent the concept.

See you, gamers.

I would appreciate it because let's get real discreet is not getting.

See you gamer's next time.

Bye bye.

Bye bye, gamers.

What, You haven't tried to per simulated city after 50 million Astros.

My, I can't do it.

My dad just now it's still relevant.