Butthis, likesomanythingswetalkaboutonquickquestions, is a misconception.
Andthemisconceptionstemsfromthefactthatdogsare, from a humanperspectivecolorblind.
Butthatdoesn't meantheycan't seecolor.
Weperceivecolorthrough a seriesofreceptorsintheretinasofoureyescalledcones, andhumanshavethreekinds, eachofwhichisactivatedby a specificwavelengthoflight, correspondingto a certainsetofcolors.
A 2014 studythattested 100 and 45 bordercolliesonskillslikememoryandattentionfoundthedogsfacultiesstarttodeclineastheygetolder, maybein a similarwaythathappensinhumans.
Andyoumightthinkyourdogisalreadyenoughof a couchpotato.
Inanycase, they'llprobablybeJustus.
Happymaybehappierifyougoon a walk, andthat's goodforyou, too.
We'veallprobablyheardthatifweloveourdogs, weshouldn't givethemchocolate, eveniftheyseeusenjoyingitandseemedtopromisethattheywouldloveittoplease, just a littletaste.
Onceagain, thiscomesdownto a keydifferencebetweenhumansanddogs, thistimeinhowourdigestivesystemsprocessthefoodswe'veadaptedtoeat.
Herearethedetails.
Ifyouhave a dog, you'veprobablyheardthatchocolatewillmakeyourpetsick, andthatalsoappliestootherpets, likecats, ratsandmice.
Butthatjustdoesn't seemfair.
Whydon't wegettogototownon a giantbarofdarkchocolate?
ButFidoshouldn't evenhaveonebite.
Itallhastodowith a moleculecalledtheheBromean, whichismadeupofcarbon, hydrogen, nitrogenandoxygenatoms.
Bothmoleculesaredangerousfordogs, butchocolatecontains a lotmoreTheoBrome, andthenitdoescaffeine, soit's themoleculetowatchoutfor, likecaffeine.
FewbroMingis a typeofalkaloid, whichis a hugeclassofmoleculesthatgenerallycontainringswithatleastonenitrogenatominthem, andalkaloidsoftenhavephysiologicaleffectsonhumansandotheranimalsalsolikecaffeine, feelbromeanmakesourhurtspumpfasterorbloodvesselsdilate, andsomeofourmusclesgetmoreenergy, whichsoundsgreat.
Youraverageadulthumanwouldneedtoeatabouteightkilogramsofdarkchocolatetoget a lethaldoseofTheoBroMe, but a mediumsizeddogwouldonlyneedtoeataboutonekilogram, and a housecatwouldonlyneed 1/10 of a kilogram.
SweeterchocolateshavelessTheoBrome.
Andsothelethaldoseshigheraboutfivekilogramsofmilkchocolatefordogsandabout 1/3 of a kilogramforcatsothey'd besicklongbeforeeatingthatmuch.
Meanwhile, youand I wouldhavetoeatabouthalfofourbodyweightinmilkchocolatefor a lethaldose, whichmightsoundwonderful.
But I don't wanttoseeanyofyouwritingchallengeacceptedinthecomments, becauseyou'd beverysickwaybeforefinishingthatmuchtalk.
Amongotherthings, I'm tryingveryhardnottopicturewhatthatwoulddotoyourdigestivesystem, butthenexttimeyoudecidetoindulgein a chocolatebarorthree.
Whenwetellthemthere's such a gooddog, Oh, theyprocessthetoneofourvoiceandthewordsthatwerespeakingindifferentbrainareas, justlikewedoanotherhuman's talk.
Andtheydidthisin a 2016 studypublishedinbehavioralbrainresearchandthenfoundthatdog's heartratesincreasedwhentheysniffsweatfrompeoplewhowatch a scaryvideosuggestingthattheycansmellfear.
In a 2018 study, researcherstesteddogsresponsestoourcontentversusourtonebycreating a mismashofdogdirectedandhumandirectedspeedwhentheyplayedtypicaldoggytalkin a dogdirectedvoice.
Comeon, let's gofor a walk.
Thedogspreferredittotypicaladultdirectedspeech.
Experimentersalsoreadhumanscriptsaboutboringhumanstufflikegoingtothegym, butitwasspokenand a cutedoggievoice.
TheyalsorecordedtheoppositecuteSeeWho's a goodboyphrasesin a normaladultvoice.
YauLin a highpitchwhengreetingeachotherandwhenaskingforfoodorcarefromtheirmotherandsomescientistshypothesizethatwehumansmighthaveunintentionallyhijackedthisformofcommunicationduringourdomesticationofdogsmanythousandsofyearsago, wemighthaveselectedforoneswhoaremoretunedinandreactedpositivelytothiswayoftalkingbywaggingtheirtailoryappingback, forexample.