So remember a couple of years ago when I had a baby off?

Great.

I was really excited because I got to officially tell Dad jokes is a re alive dad.

And now some Something amazing has happened.

And ah, Warren is now two years old barely, and he is now telling jokes, I have to share them like my dad jokes.

Video had a lot of jokes in it.

Unfortunately, Orin has not told that many jokes.

He has told four.

And so I would like to share with you every joke my two year old son has ever told in order.

Let's start with his very first joke.

It went something like this.

Mama, Dad, Dad, Mom Duh.

Imagine that, but I'm a two year old.

It was a little weird.

The weird thing is that, like, I also think that's funny.

And I feel like I think it's funny for the same reason he does, which is very weird, considering that he only recently started it like existing joke number to win a little something like this blue baby.

So, upon realizing that one word could modify another word, he's getting a grip on adjectives.

He starts to apply adjectives to things that those adjectives don't apply to, and he thinks that's very funny.

This is followed by others in the genre that I consider basically the same.

Jokes are not separate jokes like Blue Moon and also Police Bus, which is, you know, he doesn't know this, but like blue moons do exist for us, like as a metaphorical thing, and police buses exist.

Also, literally.

Joke number three.

They're coming faster now.

John, this was very recently, he pointed to his.

We put some quarter right pants on him and he pointed to his pants and he said, Papa pats pop up being his grandfather.

Our dad.

Who?

Yes, where such 1/4 repent.

So as far as I can tell, Lauren is now making fun of our dads fashion advice, which, as far as I'm concerned, top notch.

Finally, also earlier this week, I'm looking at pictures with Oren off himself.

He's looking at pictures of himself, and I say, Who's who is that?

And he says, Baby, which is often what he says.

And I said, But which baby is it?

And he says, Cocoanut, which everybody agreed was a very good job, John.

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It is also the time at which retailers offer outrageous savings and deals and et cetera.

And when cards against humanity does this, I don't know what it is.

I recorded this last night, so I don't know, but it's something weird, but maybe we can make your black Friday shopping easier.

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See if TV is also stopping the sock club and the pin club, and instead we have a new thing.

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