the mundanity of potty time with

Horror toilet paper because this is LÜT.

Pitch a tent high in the sky with the Extreme Series Original Roof Top Tent which goes on

the roof of your car.

It has a removable PVC floor, a vehicle access door, and adjustable height straps so

you can have times as wild as the

Wild-dining party animal plates.

Decorate these lovely creatures with some delicious food and add a little fun to your feast.

And then go bananas over this

I don't wanna taco bout it mug.

Which is NACHO only drinkware option because you can use

This tv viewing mug which, like some kind of beverage container mullet, is normal in

the front but slanted in the back so it won't block your line of sight to watch more episodes of LÜT.

Now you've had a sight-conducive drink so for goodness sake have some

cake in a cup.

This little mug comes with ingredients to make a soufflé in under three minutes.

But if your hunger is still not satisfied get a taste of organization with

This tongue key-holder.

It's so alluring it's almost magnetic.

Wow that pun was simply

waffle iron that's shaped like a keyboard.

This aluminum breakfast-making machine has heat resistant handles making it safe to use

on grills or gas and electric stovetops.

And no it does not actually type but the

Password vault does.

With this device you can store and easily access passwords, usernames, and pins.

The information is stored offline and it locks for thirty minutes if the password is incorrect.

But it's only to protect your data so don't spiral out of control because that's the job of your

football.

The Wilson X Connected Football tracks the data of completed passes, velocity, spin,

distance, and spiral efficiency and then sends it right to your smart phone so that you can improve

the quality of your game just like you can change the quality of your H2O.

Wait, water you talking about?

This cleaning straw that filters up to 1,000 liters of water.

It removes 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria and 99.9% of protozoan parasites.

And after you've hydrated with your delicious parasite-free beverage burn some dirty calories

with the punch bag laundry bag.

which motivates you to do laundry so it's a lighter and easier workout or it inspires

you to get extra fit by putting off that pile for just a little bit longer.

After you turn up the heat take a seat in

This tiny chair that folds up to the size of a water bottle.

The rubber foot grips the ground and the leg locks into place for convenient and compact

resting.

Oh I'm so happy I feel like I'm floating

Oh wait, I am.

In this Amazonas Hang Solo Hanging Chair.

Now you're as high as your levitating literature thanks to

Umbra Conceal Bookshelf.

This metal L-shaped shelf screws into the wall and rests between the last page of the

book and the back cover.

It has a small clasp to hold on to the back cover while supporting the rest of the book

so that you can keep on stacking your favorite novels.

FREEZE!!!!

Do not cross caution tape scarf which you can wear along with your Unicorn Horn.

Oh look how stylish you are.

Just remember to always be bold or Italic but never regular.

And as always, thanks for watching.