字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント he's made a mess except the guy. And welcome to Human Simulator. You could see a beautiful picture of my family on the wall who all look Devilishly handsome on my little bobble head. Weighs everything the exact same. I think this is a game where I have to learn how to become human. I love humans, I'm sure do. OK, handy jobs. Jar named Hugh Man. It's very clever. Very clever joke. Okay. Should I do this? How do we do this? How do we start it? Okay, let's do this retort. Oh, yeah. That's how I become human. That's how you know it's a really human. Whenever you're walking around, you're doing this. You're like that's a human because no robot or alien would be that fucking stupid. Okay, what do we have to do? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I have to say yes. This is my head. Move! Oh, no. God! What do I do with this? Look at the fluffy bunny now. Okay? I am very smart, human. All right. Sign here to certain I want to do my job. Human. I'm gonna become a handy man. It's easy to be a human. I do it every day. Poorly. This is how humans D'oh! Yeah. Is that what you do when you go out in the street? To show that you're a human with somebody walks by and goes, Yo here when you go, Okay. Ah, you must be Mr Mind. Yes. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Yeah, it is wonderful. I've been looking forward to meeting you. You seem like one of the most promising candidates. Yeah, I didn't have any trouble finding the interview room, I hope. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't. Did you start by telling me some of your strength, Mr Man? Yes, I have money. Strengths. I wanted to cheer on Horn. I see. Humble. That's exactly what we're looking for here. Handy jobs. Tell me, how did you hear about this position? Um Oh, shit. Oh, yes. Is there anything else I can do? Oh, God, he's looking at you right now. He's looking dead in your eyes and he wants an answer. How do I answer? I think the tutorial all it did was teach me howto look up and down. Oh, phone. I learnt interview from phone. Big brain. Mr. Men, where do you see yourself in five years from now. 10 years. Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife, Uh, on the beach retires early retirement because I'm so good at my job, I'll be able to retire early. And you could just pay me all the daughters that you want. $10.20 dollars, even. I'll be Arabic. What is your least favorite aspect of this industry? I'm looking right at it. It's you, Mr Interview man. It's you. It's these meetings. Meetings are boring as fuck. Um, Ceiling. I hate ceiling. I ate radio. I turned that only fucking mind cabinets. Yes, me Aid cabinet, brain flow night goodly because blood flow caught off from neck twist. Let me just re sent her there for a second. If you found out your company was doing something against the law like fraud, what would you do? Yes, Nothing. That could be a very waste decision. Insider trading? Yes. Oh, this said if you were in my position, which of these candidates would you select work at our company? Uh, no. That guy's too hairy. You want you want You want this guy? This guy stream light. No hair on head like me. Bald mean, less pressure. Brain. Get out! Yes. Are you able to keep a level head under pressure? What's this? I did it. Oh, it's halfway, Mr Man. Ready to continue? Oh! Oh, hey! Interviews! Ah, yes. Off the fucking radio. It's going to head off now. This is interviewed music. Have you ever been to an interview where they played this music? No, because they're boring. If you knew one of your coast work colleagues with stealing small amounts of officers place, would you report them? Yes, I would do the same. Good to know we're on the same page. I am a sing this interview. Would you give me the job? I would give me the job right now. Who are our main rivals here at Handy Hobbs, Inc. Handy hubs, Honey Jobs. A big building corporation, man. Correct Those damn bastards over Jack offs. All trades. They've been dragging down a profit. Sir. Month off. Fucking jackoff jokes write themselves. Tell me, Mr Man, who is this company's CEO? Uh, I don't know. Is that you? You? That's right, Mr Man. It's me. Now Tell me I'm a sing this interview. How many interviews you go into when they're like, OK, so how do you see yourself fitting into our current economical establishment on DDE? If you feel yourself starting into a certain region, how much does an elephant way? You're like what they ultimately want to become here in Handy Jobs, Inc. Um, water. I want to become water. I want to become employee of the month, our top employees. Ambitious. I like that. It's been a while since of Indra. Interviewed someone like that. Let me tell you. Okay, I'm your man. I'm your Hugh. Matt, Don't confuse me with my cousin Hugh. Janis. It's very unfortunate. And every one of your personal pet peeves, Mr Man, um phone call phone Are your phone or rather not being able to escape technology? I see phone by job guides me work money, get dollar capitalists. But problem to cross. Tch, This is just the prequel to that game. What was the name of the game? The lunch game Crimes. What problem? I know exactly how you feel these days. It often seems like some of us are more robot than human. That's very deep of you, Hugh. Thank you. That's very deep of Hugh. Still little interview joke there. Come on, mister Man, laugh. You are prepared to work a 70 hour week? Yes. Really? That's good to know. Most people say the opposite, knowing that they're never going to get paid for the extra hours. I like you, Mr Man. Are you gonna performing difficult test for extended periods of time? Yes, If you say so. You If you say so. I'll be here all week. And, Lassie, are you good at spotting someone who isn't quite what they see, Mr. Man? Like a person who was trying to hide something from you? Yes, my big alien, bright human brain. Good at spot irregularity. One last question. Okay. Is there anything more you'd like to tell me before we finish? No. Well, in that case, Mr Man is my delight to inform you that I think you'd fit in perfectly around here. The job is yours. Welcome toe. Handy jobs. I get it. It's hand job. I smiled. I got the job. You proud of me? I am. You mad? I can do man with the bass is, um that's an angry face, though It looks like Jason, stay for Oh, you've been stapled. Wow. My very first trophy at my job. Yes, I got I got the money in a briefcase. That is a fucking giant hand or a tiny briefcase. All right, I got the job. Now. The next one is crane operator required skills and trades, levelheaded. Got it. Good control. Ding fine motor skills. Look who you're talking to. I'm a gamer. Explosion of verse. That's not really me, but I'm up for the task, you man. Time to goto work. Time to make all the big books. I don't want to make work look easy. I'm about to put the fun back into work. Can't spell work without fun loving community. All you need to do a good job is a positive attitude on a chicken neck. All right, what do I do? You? Can you hear me there, mate? Uh, sure can. There did. Laurino. Oh, yes. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Keep your keep your new snack on there by an actual alien. Maybe I'm the goose from title goose game. Try to become a human good. Seems like that's working just to confirm I'm coming through loud and clear. Look at the cabin camera for me. Would you die? The great seems like that's all working to. I'll be watching you from that camera. So if you have any issues, let me know. We'll do. Okay, Let me just refresh you on the controls real quick. Look at that. Stick down your right, will you? That's the main control stick that sends the Charlie back and forth along the jib, and she allows you to rotate the camera. All right. No butter tall. That one controls the trolleys motor. Unless you raise and lower the magnet, you need both of the east to control. The crane is a hole already. Lastly, there's your modern. Turn it on and see if it's working free. It looks fine. Taba, Rudy There. Navarino talking school. I could send info through that. Monitors keep an eye on her from time to time. Oh, if you've ever having trouble at the controls, you gonna get the instructions. Support. Okay, Got it.