I don't have a mascot, but you have a present for you on this week.

I'd like to give everybody a little present.

That's lovler.

Just something little something from may that I'd like you to enjoy, You know, help you, Theo.

Remember, tonight is a very special experience from May to you.

Quite junk in it.

You squeeze it out, get it out of it.

But it's good for getting your hand, like you put it.

Sure, most yo, Moscow.

You know, people they don't want to buy people, they bite people.

Things like April, like funny aprons.

And I've seen a gap in the market.

And I thought, What about sort of sad aprons?

Or even better?

It's slightly disturbing.

Come up with this one.

Uh, you see here, it's got a what's going on on this apron?

Well, there's an empty bird's nest in the oven.

Gloves.

What if we got here?

Oh, it's a little baby bird on his back.

Fallen from the next.

Oh, what?

So this oven go?

It's a hungry cat.

What's a hungry cat video?

Get now?

Mascots.

This evening, Sean, if you got a mascot, mascot.

Jimmy never work, so I thought I'd use this.

Part of the show is an opportunity to promote a product which I'm very excited about.

Going on.

A young guy, young entrepreneur got in touch with me about this on, Um, he asked me.

He asked me to promote it.

Came to me, said, You look before you go any further, I'm in.

You've seen what George Clooney did for an espresso.

I think you can do this.

You could do the same for the mobile condiment delivery system on.

You know, you're out somewhere and you buy a burger or a hot dog, for example.

Delicious.

And then you go to the source counter.

It's disgusting.

That bottle's Airil congealed.

Yeah.

Sometimes they run out, and then you just squeeze into a yellow water and tear things a problem?

Well, that problems immediately solved.

Example off it now.

Um uh huh.

E I got for Susie a hot dog.

So would you like a hot dog?

Hot dog?

Who would you like to catch up on that?

I just do that and it's expertly delivered thing.

Would you like a bit of mustard on that bit of mustard on.

Never felt peckish on aroused at the same time.

Wait, that's a perfectly garnished hot dog.

And then you could just get on with whatever you need to do.

You haven't got involved in the scrub around the condiment area.

I like it when you dropped a hip there at the end.

Can I ask about the dials on the side?

Sean, there seemed to be some dials on the side of all.

This is thes don't work sites.

That's this is months of the year, right at The idea is that if you save his arm, you switch it just December.

You've got bread source and cranberry sauce.

Hopefully, we're gonna get one with rumors, but you need compressed air.

Should have a tank on your back.

John, Vic and Rob have 24 points, but tonight's winners with 52 short Joe and Jonno, I don't really want to make a fool of myself on the very important dignity.

Something in common been very essential to my work.

Compromise that even though I have won a drum kit, Okay, that said, there's a little bit of mustard leaking at Interpol.

Sure, if you got a mascot we know these days a lot of vouchers on.

I think that it's a huge market and I'm gonna move into it.

So I've come up with a system of vouchers for different things.

For example, this one is a voucher from Dignitas.

You get one free.

And if you take part in their loyalty scheme, you can get the whole family done.

A very reasonable price.

Lovely thoughts.

Yeah.

What?

Pet owner wouldn't be delighted to open an envelope and find that they had a voucher for a free worming Large.

I've got quite a few of these patches.

Jimmy is one.

This is meat kid Krill.

I've got quite a lot of the third kid trails idea.

I think each is lonely and he wants to meet people where they redeemable.

Oh, you just have thio shots.

There's loads of information when it comes with the voucher.

Okay, that's contact.

Good.

Creo seem to say anything on the back.

Hey, it was a shock to you, but I'm doing jokes.

Think way he pulled the emergency cord on a train.

Nobody wants to do that once in their life.

Obviously, no one should try doing that unless you have a voucher, then just go.

The red faced people come towards you during the Russia.

This one, This is this.

This is good.

But this allows you to shoplift up to the value of £100.

You get caught, you just go on.

Of course, you don't need to use it to get caught.

Well, in the middle of Stonehenge, be a dentist for a day.

Oh, sure.

If you on this one up to 10 minutes before it starts, you can cancel school.

Nativity play.

Ah, they're all about to go.

They got their wings on.

Hold that up to masturbate in front of a junior member of stuff.

Jimmy.

Oh, ah.

Expired in 1975.

Theo, you got a mascot this evening?

Oh, yeah, I found this thing.

You know, sometimes you find something.

You know, this is just hilarious.

I can't believe a found something this much fun.

It's just brilliant.

And face the singing fish.

It's just what?

Brilliant.

And it sings a song.

So when when did you find this?

I found it the other day.

The other day?

You mean the early nineties?

No.

I think he's gonna be big.

You carry on with the show.

I'll just have fun with this.

I found this.

Keep your someone wants to take a biscuit and I open it.

What the hell was going on?

I think so.

But not touch that.

I didn't say what's gonna happen.

What?

Why's this?

Why is he storing them?

Maybe doesn't want anyone with a number.

Good luck.

It is in this.

Let's put those down.

No, I am.

I'm I'm I'm just showing something.

Just write.

He taps the top ups you can eat.

I'm not worry about having a girlfriend.

I ran away from my cookie.

Not since you just took a cookie out.

Told you 15 times.

Very ineffectual.

Sure, I do have a mascot, Jimmy.

Yeah, here it is.

What What's this?

Iceman?

You think, Jimmy?

Your new thing Arranged fruit, find something that was I could express my creative side.

I could soothing, relaxing.

It was something that I just I went on a cause and I never looked back As soon as I stepped in there with G, um, just set me free, literally.

Just set me free on.

Hey, taught me what reason I've got it.

I've done one bold fruit.

I've arranged right on one.

Just a I think they are.

The production team did this.

It's like a zoo keepers bucket to disgrace.

But my skills are just I'm not finished yet.

My skills aren't just with fruit.

Once I realized I had this talent, I found I could do it with biscuits.

E just entered the chain.

Just went.

You came up with that?

Yeah, I can.

While I can turn it to anything I do, I do pine cones for a lot of Premiership footballers.

More sober, even it's cheese boards.

Have you ever seen a better cheese board?

Would be a crime to eat any of that.

Ah, a lot of people arranged these boards in different ways.

Some people in the region, some hard cheese, too soft cheeses.

I've done my cheese board politically.

So we've got some, uh, man chego there.

We've got some, uh, comp tea from France.

We've got some social art from Italy.

We got some Dutch guy outta there on from England.

We got some cheddar cheese based Brexit lucky mascot this week.

I'm lucky.

My God, I've got a lucky I've got a lucky pen.

I got it from a very unusual bookies.

I find it very useful.

I put a bet on.

I always use Claude.

This is called the morning stuff.

They wanted to be stuff to go head to head.

It's the numbers round just for you guys on John.

Your turn to pick.

Come on, Sean.

You wanna play along for fun?

Sort of personal battle between You could play the claw.

Why would I do that?

I've already got him.

Just check.

I wouldn't be.

Oh, What's in it for me?

My pen.

There's enough the lid off this, but it's actually a stuffed grizzly.

It's impractical, but really serves its purpose.

You playing along with miles?

Not for now.

All right, money.

I won't spit on you when we're having sex tonight.

Good luck trying it.

Without spirit, I work in the fields.

You very kindly offered way.

No, no, guy.

I'm not competitive at all.

I'm just kind of an easy going drifter.

Kind of call me the breeze just rolling down the road looking for more adventure.

Easy going.

You know, just whichever way the wind blows, that's where I go.

You know, everywhere I leave, I just leave footprints.