Tonight's normally the only letters Georgie's get other ones from bailiffs.

I'll be very careful, people.

I don't You don't know anyone.

Not really.

Deep down various, when I'm around, physical, actual, like barriers sometimes is famous for not going out, as is Jon Richardson.

Congratulations to John's wife.

It took 12 long hours of pain, tears and drugs, but eventually John managed to get her pregnant.

12 hours.

Wonderful.

Excellent.

12 hours.

That's all I'll do in my lifetime.

All I knew about women is what?

Because I had never encountered make before.

I only knew what I had seen on adverts.

So sometimes I said, Well, it's a nice sunny day.

Why don't we go to the park and you can eat yogurt on a bench way into that roller blades I got for the days when she's on a special time gone untouched?

John is a writer, comedian, football fanatic, But perhaps the most surprising thing about John is that his wife still hasn't smothered him to death in his sleep.

Separate beds have you know, you've been getting more attention from the ladies since you've been winning on countdown.

Well, technically, yes.

It's gone from zero to walk in terms of the wider market.

Not really so much.

You've got your girlfriend after countdown.

I got everything.

Every good thing that has ever on after count.

Did she specifically say hi?

I saw your countdown, but what else could it didn't suddenly get a six pack out down.

Then I got a girlfriend to you.

Do?

The theme is the worst thing you ever did to your flatmates.

Well, that would be the time that I got so tired of cleaning the flat that while they were out, I tidied the flat and then left them an itemized bill.

Time minimum wage.

I don't want to overcharge the guys.

I learned that this shit doesn't happen for free.

Unusual thing about your body.

Someone's touched it.

My chest hair is sort of roughly heart shaped thing your match dot com profile.

Okay, that will do.

I mean, for weirdness.

I also have a little mole just in there.

You see that?

I don't know that people really hate it because they got we've got chocolate and I got mold.

It's really gross, isn't it?

Okay, so what we're gonna go for the chest.

Just stay where you shave it like that.

Do you just like that?

Like a sort of care bear.

2011 John released a book about his quest for love before it.

He hadn't had a girlfriend in eight years on After he's not had a girlfriend for two years.

Some improvement there.

Jokes on New Jimmy because I have got a girlfriend.

What she must be made up.

Blown up girlfriend.

So for him, the long years of feeling lonely, disappointed and angry over, although for her they're only just beginning organise a well loved in extremely funny comedian best known for pulling She's literally the opposite of Jon Richardson.

Thing you've moved on, you've done to Sharon and still on the John is widely considered to be the life and soul of the party.

It's a party.

It's really more of a get together.

It's actually awake, joins the life and soul of it must be difficult for John's girlfriend today, someone with O.

C.

D.

Every time she gets turned on, John turns off again.

Theo, best one you've ever done.

It says here you keep £10.10 euros on you at all times in case of emergencies.

Why?

Well, I used to keep a condom in my wallet.

And then one day I bought a new wallet and I transferred the condom across, and I realized it was the same condom I transferred from the previous one.

And I realized that if I could erode leather quicker than I could have sex, it was more likely I would wake up in Europe and not know how I got there.

10 years that I would instantly need to shack someone out.

Hope if they'd agreed that they would be willing to wait the two minute trip to the shop all the time I was here in Europe and Young About 10 year are Here it comes.

Meet me after the show.

Ah, annoyed Jimmy to be here this week, actually, because tonight's supposed to be my head night because I'm getting married.

Thing is what you mean to say?

You just said it was your hen night.

Unless stag night.

My friend's a working.

Would you believe working?

All of them.

So I've been out on my own.

You get invited on a lot of tattoos.

Yeah, being on a few attempt to get back early.

You have to share rooms on stag Do so.

I find if I get back early, I can have the key changed and then I get a good night's sleep.

I don't get invited on Stag Do's.

Jimmy is dedicated to his girlfriend.

She's a lovely, bubbly girl whose parents describe as missing John hates text speak.

The abbreviated spelling and poor grammar infuriate him.

And if John were to ever receive a text message, I imagine he'd be livid.

Do get text messages from Papa John's Pizza Hut and my back on you, Jimmy, because it's two for Tuesday.

Jon Richardson is a real man of the people.

And those people are the ones that wear cardigans and don't have any friends.

Yeah, they told me John recently got married while it was either that or pay the postage to send her back.

Now tell me, is that a joke about an inflatable girlfriend or a foreign bride?

Oh, we're sort of multi layers, okay?

Just think that it is not a real love.

I'll enjoy it twice, then Uh huh.

John gets before he comes on counter.

And I'm like that only taller might be an inch in it.

Yeah, I told you.

I don't think you want.

Would think if he was just being stupid.

What else can you do?

I mean, you're very good at Countdown.

What else can you do in 30 seconds?

Not that, actually a record.

I could count to 130 seconds.

Right?

Okay.

It's not much of a challenge for the way I got.

Plenty of time.

Why not?

Really?

Oh, you've just switched over from the Formula One strap in.

Because this is just check in with our mats.

Expert.

Rachel are their numbers up to 100?

Yeah.

Okay, Good.

You ready?

Jump.

Your time starts now.

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Tonto Really fucking embarrassed about house Really wanted that in a way that I hate about myself when the show ends, I'm going to try that again.

Upstairs.

Pathetic truth.

That is my existence.

If you're watching at home in your lonely, you could count to 100.

And sometimes when I blow my whistle any impingement of the rules, right?

So any bad language will be punishable.

Sexual touching will be.

What about destruction?

That will be down to my judgment.

And I am a sexual expert three times Now I want all three.

So, uh, you mean you came first?

Ah, you lucky mascot of any description.

Yeah, but it's not really a mascot.

When I was at primary school, I got given an award just for being extra special.

All these years, it's has awarded Thio did give that one with the fall.

I should be an extra special 1 20 years.

Look how good, Nick, did you ever wear the badge?

I was always stood on.

No, I've never taken the budget because they didn't want to perforate the card.

Look.

Att, John in the eighties.

No taste, John.

Interesting to use to be Chris Martin.

When we first met John.

He was living in her bed.

Sit in Bristol.

And may I just say it was the cleanest bed sit I for Avon and Somerset social Services have ever seen.

Then we moved in together a group of comedians into a shared house.

But John was I would not quite used to sharing yet.

So there was a negotiation about mass in which we would sort of go about our normal routine.

And John had these suddenly, just let's just have a anecdote for an anecdote daily.

You tell this story, and then Daddy will tell us you're never going to yourself as daddy have a child is now legally accurate.

Thes little out of nowhere.

You'd be doing something on a little northern.

Passive aggressive commentary would start.

Just start up so you'd be in the kitchen, and suddenly this voice would go right.

Is that where we keep the Coco Pops now?

Theo, wait.

I'll give you a clue, Jimmy.

Oh, you mean your toenail clipping his toenails intothe John, Once in a fit of pique.

I was very frustrated with himself.

I'm like, a lot of us do.

Wanted to take that out on a mug However, what John brought to that was he was so worried about the mess it would make.

He wrapped it in a T.

Tell Theo Johnny's as happy as Larry.

Unfortunately, Larry has had some very bad news.

John's very much the thinking woman's comedian.

If the woman in question is thinking, maybe if I go and hide in the loop often he'll just leave.