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We're drinking Tuckett Syria.
Is it really?
No, it's Yeah.
This is good.
I'm so glad I'm not poor.
I'm not that short.
I promise.
Oh, by the way, I'm not like five to He's definitely five to was taken.
Everybody thinks of five feet tall.
Got some tidy eight.
That's pretty average.
Stand up.
Improve it.
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Improve it.
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It's not our fault.
It's not our fault for people that are short.
Not me.
Of course, that I life I think I left.
Boy, I'm happy to keep laughing.
Boy, I can't believe he joined you.
Say, shut up, your dweeb.
So scared says God basically summarize everything.
That's a entire What is it like 30 100 million seasons?
It's amazing that it's kind of funny.
I got I want life with that.
See, this is why we need to eat baby.
Oh, way.
Sample the puffer fish.
That was amazing.
I didn't life, though.
Sad did it.
I know That's not what I think it is.
I wanna be Oh, wow.
This is what I've been trying to tell you guys.
Five minutes.
Craft makes you don't watch that.
Subscribe to Peep.
I I ke points at least 20 and 1/2.
Woke up this morning and found my cats guarding my basement like this.
Jesus Christ, That photo shop.
I don't think it is Photoshopped.
They also started, um, yelling that halo theme.
Yeah.
Ah, yeah.
Ah!
Does it count if I'm making myself laugh?
I think Yes.
Penfield today is the same man who has allegedly been licking girl's feet at bookstores and libraries being set up by the president of Morocco.
Open eyes.
The same man who has allegedly been looking girls beat at bookstores and libraries being set up by the president of Morocco.
We need to stop Obama.
Hashtags, stop Obama the man lick his feet at the library.
Listen, I'm being set up.
He's batting set up.
That has to be an edit, right?
Those two stories do not Coralie.
Sorry.
You were caught licking feet and set up a Vitaminwater sponsored.
Um Hey, Grandma, what's the new flavor of the vitamin water?
Awesome.
I'll drink to that.
Thanks, Grandma.
You know, something is never gonna be funny if it starts with this caption, but I'm willing to give it a go.
Mrs.
Gold Street City?
Yes.
Mm.
And therefore, I am at you Was up my property.
Be pity, poopy.
Let's Simon says, uh, Jesus.
God damn it!
Alexa frickin died.
Alexa frickin had a stroke and fell down the stairs.
Cheers for strokes.
This dude eating for the forbidden burrito?
My gold forces that nice.
Is that nice?
Nice.
Finally.
No knife.
Don't need knife in a package in.
You're not meant to be, man.
It is burrito.
It is not registered way.
Finally, someone that cares about the environment.
Someone that re cycles place.
Like there's a lot of vitamins in plastic.
Yeah, they're just jealous.
You're not having forbidden burrito snitch as dogs.
Okay?
What is that?
A hot?
What is that?
A follow car bruh.
Ah, are you kidding?
May Are you saying what that's so mean?
Yeah.
Why didn't last gotta hit him like that.
Me and the boys riding me out from Obama percent me up.
I knew it like a good drug.
We gave our new teacher fake attendant.
She Ben Door.
Ha ha!
God damn it settle down.
Hey, it's Dick Hurts in here.
All right, Come on.
He's clearly in on it.
It's still funny, though.
I can still appreciate.
I can still appreciate, even if I my big brain, is like a fake cringe.
Colossus is crazies In minutes.
I've seen they.
I don't know what to say.
Thank you.
Just gonna take a ride.
Why?
Come on, man.
Let the man play G t a five.
Some shelf with the Frick, bro.
Bathroom.
Now you take.
My mama always used to do this to me.
Really good memories, I am know yet?
No.
No.
Yes.
What was he waiting for?
This is like ninja in 30 years when he's half hospitalized.
I gotta get there.
I do that.
That happens to me all the time.
I can always appreciate a good, relatable name.
Melon.
All right.
She has gamers.
Cheers.
Top 10 women.
I've slept.
Thanks for watching.
Well done.
Yeah, that's funny.
Slept.
Oh, this on Mars that feeds me.
It seemed like a way to kinks.
I don't know.
All right, I ruined it.
Moving on.
Oh, my man.
Clearly fronts has superhuman strength.
Okay, that's the only reason has happened I think it's the truck is cool.
I don't care what people say.
Damn.
Maybe that was a little too hard.
See, he could save a crowd like that.
Takes a lot of scale.
Uh, watch kill Undine saying no cringe.
He did not die inside.
Okay, I know.
Is that the kind of thing people like?
Oh, the design is so weird.
But that's what happens when people who innovate all right, first day life and then they copy.
Just watch watching.
This reminds me of, ah, at the gay scene.
This glimpse There's one of my favorite clips Elon Musk.
I don't know why this how this came to be, I guess because they're both rich and they're both philanthropist, I think.
Entrepreneurs.
Att.
The release.
This is Jack Ma.
He's the richest person in China.
He owns the website Ali Baba, which sells It's like Amazon, but for Chinese products.
Basically.
And he is the most annoying person I have ever had to listen to you.
And Dylan has the It wasn't, you know, this is why I called artificial intelligence.
I call it Ali Baba Intelligence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a joke.
It's funny if you.
That's your reaction.
Ali Baba.
Yes.
It's your company.
We get it might end up being true.
You know, getting any information out, basically, with speech.
Yeah.
I'm always amazed by, uh, what your vision about the technology.
I'm not a tech guy.
I think a more about life.
I think I to open a new chapter of the society off the world that people tried to understand ourselves better rather than the outside world.
It's so difficult to predict the future, this great 99.9% of the predictions that human beings had in history about the future all wrong, including that one.
See, he didn't see anyone understanding joke zero point, but knows life isn't of the prediction, right?
They're right, because by accident.
Yeah, but it's also true that 80% of statistics of false Yeah.
So my meaning, old room.
Come on, guys.
So good.
It's also true that 80% of predictions are wrong.
Yeah, this contradicts everything.
You just said all the dumb shit.
You said 99% of all predictions are wrong, Including that one.
Yeah, it goes on as well.
People worry a lot about this today.
All those people I called them called, um, good college smartness.
People like us Street smart.
We never scared of that way.
Think it's a great fun and we want to change ourselves to embrace it.
I don't know, man.
That's like famous last words.
It reminds me off Matthew McConaughey, Uh, because he reason got an instagram and he's just saying a bunch of gibberish.
It's like one of these people that you're not very smart, but you want people to think you are, or at least interesting.
And you just say about your gibberish like, But I've learned that you gotta have the dialogue, too.
Have the monologue, just as you have to have a model, too.
Dialogues.
Wow, Profound.
Jan who I am with you.
I'm looking forward to seeing if it's who I am, translates if what I want to share translates if it was your funny bone, it doesn't You think Second, it really doesn't look if it makes you take a quiet moment for walking go, I gotta check in with him in a Let's keep the high.
I got low.
I Hi Lo I Did he just make the bad sign?
Did you guys see that?
Did you get Catch that like Shut up, dude, You're not interesting, all right?
It's the same characters, Jack Modisane biology to get there.
Good.
Yeah, well, let's talk about something fun night.
What do you think about that?
Actually, I'm not interested in a Mars.
I just came back from there, so Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, my God.
He did you say on the earth the things what's happening here?
So what?
Why, yes, I think this is a reason why I'm so no Bojack muff because it's such a boring ass statement to say, Oh, why are we looking outside in space when, like Earth, it's more important.
We have issues now with environment that is really pressing like, yes, there are issues on this planet.
There's always been That doesn't mean we can't look beyond and do other, solve other problems as well.
We are literally overdue a meteor hitting our planet with, like, 40,000 years, statistically so, e, I would say to not look it on the planet is extremely irresponsible.
It And to have someone a private company, a private person being the forefront of that, it's like s commendable.
I don't want to hear it from this guy saying I'm not interested in Mars.
I care more about here.
I get it.
Okay?
I really get it.
But at the same time, you can care about both.
It is possible.
Just a one step.
You go to Mars, we will never be able to come back.
Yeah, that's my view.
That works.
And, uh, also e.
I hate to go to the Himalayas, too.
I mean, when you climb on the I think someday I would go there when the elevator is ready, I would go there, have a look.
That seems like words from someone that worked hard to get what they they burned.
Right?
Maybe if there's elevator, I will go.
I wish I was the kind of person like Ellen that can hold it together, but this stuff did piss me out.
All right.
This became a whole 10 gin.
Let Sze keep laughing, right.
Let's see what you guys send me on Twitter.
I love this cat name.
It's so cute.
And I don't even like cat means You know what the reaction is gonna be, but it's okay.
All right?
You know, I think I'm gonna end that there before.
Bad bad goes band epic.
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That's it for me.
For now.
Bye bye.
Hey, Don't see tomorrow.
We're all excited about the new game that's coming out, and I can't wait to play it.
It starts with the letter P.
Can you guess what it is here?
The pi pick Selling off course what you thought it was.
So come on, dumb ass, you stinky brainer.