字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント It's October and it's scary game months. Halloween is right around the corner. Boo God, but I haven't been playing any scary games. What is wrong with me? Why am I not doing anything? It's October. It's Halloween on. I'm still here. This is a game that came out ages ago, and I remember seeing it come out, and I really wanted to play it. And then suddenly small brain happened on. I just completely forgot that the game existed. But here we are, and I'm still here and you're still here. We're gonna play this game. I don't know what it's actually about, though. You Ah, finally moving into my new place, a chance to start a new life landlord seemed landlord seemed a little weird about this place. But I don't have time to worry about that. I have moving into Do I have living room, living room, living room, live you a lot of living stuff. I might just do any person who doesn't have that much stuff. I have more stuff for my recording room than most of the rest of my house. I need to finish putting those books away. Uh, these Oh Neto, man This is the life. This is video game. I like your selection of books. We've got blank and blank in a different color. Okay, I got a color. Coordinate these, though. Otherwise it's gonna drive me nuts. Uh, no. Mr. Book go back in there. Wait. Did that actually fall out or was it ghosts? Now, I'm just trying to remember that this is a horror game. There's nothing hori about any of the rest of it. Oh, no, I messed it up. Well, not really. We'll see. We'll see what happens. You know what? Sometimes you gotta put books in a certain or Okay. I just saw them around. I was there. I goes there. Ghosts. I just do not know how to unpack. All right, let's put them all in there. Discombobulated. Okay, That was definitely ghosts. What? That What do Heck, where are my books moving. You figure out what's going on. Should ask the internet for help. Finally, somebody who's in this situation that actually uses the internet. What are you guys looking at? Take this ghost. I want updates on maybe What ISS Now this looks more like my actual house. Dear Internet. Okay. Why don't my hands work? I have a ghost. How do I jerk off a ghost? How do I owe howto live that way? Print screen using a Mac really maintain our history. All right. Off of being haunted her. I keep things from movie. Oh, don't leave me Internet history. I just looked at porn on my mom's laptop, and I don't know how to delete the history. Help! Help! You can't delete it. Dude, you got to destroy the laptop from Wow. Who answers? Okay, Right foot screen using him at command ship for That's stupid. That's just a normal one. Uh, wait. I want to see the funny answers first. Why don't my parents want to talk to me? 00 no, that's sad. My mom and dad used to call me every day, but now they don't. You should try calling your parents, make sure they aren't dead. So my advice to call them first. But the whole dead part? I don't know. Why don't my bathroom lights work? They were working yesterday and all the other lights work. So what's wrong? Check your breaker. Wears One of them might be loose. He's heir to normal. Why Don't my book stay on my shelf. Every put my books on the shelf, they fall off. Let's do that. You should throw your books away. Reading is for Nurse. Well, if you probably read more, you probably be able to spell better and not make mistakes like that. I don't make stuff. Stay still. That's a great question. All my furniture and stuff keeps moving around on its own. What is wrong? You got ghost, bro. You form an exorcism. Oh, shit. Oh, snap. I think I have ghosts. Um, I'm not sure though. Do you think I have ghosts? I don't think I have goes. I think the internets crazy. Yeah, definitely. Ghosts. I've seen some ghosts before. Those are some ghosts. I should ask the internet how to get rid of these ghosts. I have gonorrhea. Uh, don't keep things from me. I want to read all of them. Why? Things keep moving around, and I can't. I can't never find anything I need Please help. You should probably de clutter your life and find a spot for everything you have. You can't never find so you can find it. Still a negative pro. How to get rid of a ghost. I started experiencing a haunting and I wanted to stop. It's really disrupting my life. I want to go out, Hang out, Becky. But the ghost getting in the way. I can't go outside my door. If the books are flying over my head, it's gonna hurt. I read in a book once that goes, Don't like it if you mess with the light switch that they messed with the LeSage Sounds promising. I should flip my lights on and off to annoy the ghosts. Uh, yeah. I can't stop feeling that. Oh, no. Sure, what's wrong? But I can't stop thinking about bad things. Have you tried? Stop feeling bad. But seriously, you should see a therapist. Yeah, just choose happiness, guys. You know, that's that's all it is. You know, all they have are negative thoughts. I can't get my dog to stop barking Stupid donkeys barking and barking and would not stop. Don't make him shut up. Grab a glass of water. Next time your dog starts to bark. When it barks, throw the water on it. Repeat this until it understand your commands. I mean, that is kind of a trick that people use with spray bottle to be like, Stop talking. Get my books to stay still. Whenever I put them down, they crawl across the room and squeak. Probably got rats. Dude, put out some mousetraps. You said I have rats. Now you tell me. Probably most reps, but it goes to leave my house. We need to find out the solution. Do I have to have sex with the ghost to get rid of? That's what I'm asking. That book got broken. I did. The book stopped. All you have to do is ignore the ghost to stay on the Internet for ages. Losing ghosts is like how your news, friends. I get it. Why would you want to go sleep? Oh, can't get spirits to pay attention. Me? I want to talk to the ghost for the wheat board isn't working. What else can I try? Do you think the ghost of Facebook for turning the lights on and off? Over and over. Spirits have bad eyesight. Can I use the light on Gary? Okay. Tow the lights. We go get ready. Mr. Ghost, I'm exercise. That audience was only will give you a book. Give it up cookie. Dang ghost. All right, way go! Here we go. Take that ghost. Cut that out! Do cheese ghost! Who said that? My house. I moved in. I pay rent if you're gonna stick around, at least pay half the electricity bill. And also don't stare at me when I watch porn and jerk off. No way! This is my house. I've been such a jerk. Is my house now? You must be dead. Oh, wow. This is heavy. I'm a ghost. Of course I'm dead. My spirit must be stuck here because my body still needs to be put to rest. Get arrest. Ood real. Go start like the movie ghosts. I just died. I am lazy. I haven't done the paperwork to go to heaven or hell. Yeah, I'm just hanging out. That makes sense to me. You help me find my body then or if you get you to leave me alone. But I also don't want to see a dead body. Who can I poke it? I'll find your body and put you to rest. Okay. Surely be able to sniff out. A dead body isn't in the fridge for the freezer. No, there's nothing in there, bro. Could you give me a hint? Oh, let's make a game out of it. I mean, technically and playing a game already. But we could make a game out of, like, Marco Polo. Hot, cold. Your body's here or not. You know what is not in here, bro? Do you remember where you last had it? I would. I knew. Stuff is usually in the last place I look in there. Is it in the toilet? Oh, no. The ghost is a fish. I'm a ghost whispering Doctor Dolittle. Hell, yeah. Hey, let's meet you for me. So that's how I died. Wow, This is heavy. Well, can you help me move on so I can stop haunting this place? How did you left all those books? You don't even have hands. He's got flip ese. Finally put you to rest of the body. Oh, no. Ghost. No way. Had so many good memories together when you were moving my books. I looked up on the Internet. How to get rid of you. But we became best friends so quick. You know what? This The end too soon. Goodbye, little buddy. I free. No. Where to my friend to go. You go out to have a piece of light live comfortably in your new apartment. But you could never shake the memory of your little afraid. What was it all worth it? Uh, take a peek, take a peek in the toilet. Dream of fighting them there again. I'm actually crying. I may I do it for all you find in the bowl is emptiness. That's me. After I eat my cereal, I wish to within the secret second bowl of cereal. That isn't the first half. I'm not gonna like occasionally there is a turd got the push earlier. So you pick it up and pretend it's your friend the end. Oh, flippy. This is supposed to be a scary game. That wholesome hair, it lifting, uplifting game man really makes you think, huh? One day you move into your apartment, you find a dead fish talking to you. That's more impressive. The fact that you could talk to a ghost and you find a ghost is haunting you or the fact that a dead fish was talking to you. Actually, that's way better. Well, I'm still here, but I'm not gonna be here for much longer. because that was the end of the video. I'm gonna have to go now. Don't forget to leave, like in the video if you liked it. And also some strike because it's gonna be a lot more spooks coming in the whole month of October. It actually wasn't that scary.