Like I don't have a lotofhip I don't have a lotof.
Butifjeanshortsaretooshort, theydefinitelylikeriseinthecenterandtheygiveyoulike a wedgie.
Youknow, sometimesyouputonshortsandthey'rejustlike, well, likeconstrictingandyouwant, like a nicelikestretchypair.
Sometimestheycanhavethesamedilemmathatgenesdo, whichisthattheycanbetightensomeplacesandlooseinsomeplaces a littlebittightertotheskinsothatif I'm movingaround, if I wanttobe a copon a bikeordowhateverLook, I knowthey'restayingput.
I liketheriseonthesebecause I have a longtorso, sotheycutoffrightatmywaist.
Myperfectpairofshortsishighrise.
I liketodo a lotofmovement.
I'm a veryanimatedperson.
Sohighrise.
Sothatwaynothing, youknow, makes a surpriseappearanceatthetop.
They'realso, like, kindoflongcomparedtowhat I wouldthink.
Like I wouldnormallythinkofGeorgeasbeinglikeDaisyDukes.
He's AirDaisyDukesbearshortshorts.
I dofeel a littleinsecurebecause I don't oftenwearshortsthataretheseshortforme, they'retooshort.
Theyshow a littlebitmoreupperthighgoingonherethanthat.
I preferjustbecausethehottieinsecurities, thatfunstuff.
I wouldn't minditifitwaslike a tinylittlebitlonger, butdefinitelynotshorterbecause I alreadytriedbendingdown.
I couldfeelthewholebutwasout, so I don't mindmyshortshort, butthisislike a perfect.
I trytokeeptheshortswherethatdoesn't happenasmuch, butit's a header, Miss, Yougottareallybuytherightones.
I havebigthighs, andsoyou'regoingtogetthechubrubandtheyrideup a liemethod.
Andmyantidoteistotake a stickofdeodorant, rubmythighsandhopeforthebestingeneralshortsgetssuch a badrapforbeinglikeyourbrows, andit's like, No, youcanliterallydoanythingwithhim.
I feellike I'm DaisyDuke.
I'm partofTheDukesofHazzard.
I'm definitelywearthesethissummer.
Ifyoutellmeyouneverweardenimshorts, I wouldsayyou'redoingitwrong.