My name is sex up guy.

And welcome back to imagine lifetimes.

I played this once before I got very sexually attracted to my teacher.

God.

This time I'm gonna make sure that I grow right.

I'm not gonna be sexually attracted to my teacher.

Hopefully know it's a pain.

I don't know what she looks.

Choose your first words.

Get a female narration or a male narration.

I did not realized that last time.

Bernie.

There's a bunch of endings in the game now that the developer message me again and said, Hey, go ahead, try and get them all.

So I want to see if I can get something different The last minute.

Let's do subtitles on American undies.

Hell, yet this is where people get fucked up.

This is where, when?

Later on in life, when you're sitting in the buyer and you're drinking yourself stupid.

I think you should chose the toy car instead of you know, Gordon, when I was a kid.

Uh, unicorn.

It's that simple.

Your life is fucked from the get go just because Dad's really into a sand box instead of a bed of nails.

What's that on your face?

It's just my face.

Dude, stop making fun of it every time.

I'd like to think that my face is pretty decent.

Fuck you.

Uh, I don't want you.

Oh, but I can't, really.

01 is growing up.

Someone's growing up in someone's throwing up a CZ.

Well, I can't remember what I take in the last video.

I have a feeling I'm making a lot of the same jokes.

I am going to choose the shoes because I'm going to run away from my problem wars.

Thank you.

I I I thought very long and hard about there She is, Mrs Robbins.

So I wanted to be my crush.

Know what you one of my favorite times a year?

Summer time, Sunshine and hi.

It's bright.

It's warm.

Let's go.

Good for you.

I pick gaming last time, Right?

Because I'm a heck and gamer, as everybody knows, top 10 gamers in the world right now.

Uh, what I want I want to drink in here.

I want to go swipe in.

No, I want to go eating.

Do I want to go?

Nothing.

That's gross waiting.

I'm I'm choosing my life.

Dude, let's go swiping.

Why don't you do something productive.

Instead, why don't you do something less judgmental?

All right, here we go.

This is where it's all going to kick off shoes and college Major.

What do I want to major in accounting?

Architecture?

Astronomy.

What is cool?

Mathematics.

There is no greater subversion of jacks up the kite than math.

Fucking hated.

I'm terrible at it.

People like what?

Seven plus two.

And I'm like, pretty shorts.

Nine.

But let me get out the calculator.

Congratulations.

Time flies, doesn't it?

It sure don't.

Time flies, and so do hats, apparently.

Okay, I'm a maths.

Wigs that is good at swiping.

So I'm gonna go out into the world, and I'm gonna make a life of my sword.

You okay?

Okay.

I completely forget what I did last time.

Then what the fuck bitches get money?

You know, we just lived the life off a yachtsman by a couple of boats.

A few houses dotted around the world.

Really Just make an empire for myself on Let the drug cartel flow.

That's the life that I'm imagining for this guy.

Career path is recommended.

Well, I'm not gonna do that thing.

This travel a bit see the world.

I have no money, but at least I'll be able to broaden my mind travels.

Thank you.

My Actually, is it really going to travel for this long?

What?

Oh, oh, I can speed it up.

Oh, that the money flow.

This is the life I making memories.

90% of my memories are money.

Complains on Polaroids, contemplating the meaning of life.

I know what the meaning of life is.

Its money, baby.

Whoa!

Running out of money, Returning home.

Shit!

I think I explored the entire planet.

Just called me Magellan.

Ready to make some real decisions Now, how dare you fucking judge Makesem really?

Decisions.

Those were real decisions.

And you see all those Polaroids of me Becky Damantha juicer for I got bitten by a snake and China and almost died.

All right, What career?

Choose your search method.

Do I want to search someone's hand and lake implanted device in the wrist?

That lets me get the job.

Newspaper Internet network lets network good old communicado.

Good.

All human touch.

Get in, rub shoulders rubbed Winky's together.

See, that was easy.

True's career pie charts, shaken hands or hardcore mess.

I think you made the right choice.

Thank you.

I think so too.

I love how the contractors made it.

It really feels like most contracts in the world are probably made like that.

Just, uh, whatever these numbers and that number is in this number.

And then we'll negotiated later.

My name is thought this shit again.

All right.

Don't Don't distract me.

Gia Manta.

All right, away.

98 7 95 for video.

Okay, good, good, good, good.

Damn it.

The court's gonna blow.

Job is doing.

I can repeat it if I want, But it was already mind numbing and soul crushing enough for one venture.

All right, let's get into the partner pod available.

I am going for anyway.

How is your sex?

I don't know yet.

I'm about to find out user preferences.

I will look for a female.

Uh, sure.

Sure, sure.

Just short of that short, short May Ah, You could go perfect with ju.

Yes.

Yes, sure.

Why not?

I'm I'm very picky.

As you can see, I don't know if the partner is right for me, but I'm going to try and find no and something that you really should strive for.

and search for somebody who's perfect for you and not just setting for any old person, you know.

Did it?

Did I find true love?

What faceless person do I want to spend the rest of my life with?

Let's go with the Samantha Evelyn.

Oh, my God.

Dating Evelyn.

In real life, it's meant to be.

It's perfect.

I told you.

True love does exist.

Choose your type of date.

Spends the entire thing in the path from poop.

Lindsay.

After light a candle, uh, throw your partner on the fire or shove a lightbulb up your ass.

Who choose your next move, Pinky Swear nuclear warfare or boogie Doubt Escape.

Make it official or a onetime thing.

Okay, we'll make it official.

Why not?

So how did you two meet?

You know, it was just in the stars.

We were destined from birth to eventually run across one another.

And out there in the wild world, we just found each other spires and click the love Israel.

I didn't spend 15 minutes on my phone just swiping on everybody and hoping that anybody said, Yeah, I like the games is choose your housing type.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, hell, Yeah.

That's dope.

No, I want I want a proper house for myself.

I've or tired.

I could buy an entire apartment just for me and every floor.

It could be a different video games.

I could get a small apartment in coach cottages.

And then this one is, like, financially unattainable.

You're too poor for this house.

Please pass.

Go!

Do not collect $200.

Choose a pet.

Yes, let's go to Cat.

But she was a dog last time.

I can't remember.

But now we actually have a cat.

Since last time I played this, everyone has moved in and I actually have a cat.

No.

So this is exactly my life I'm proud of.

You really got your life together.

D'oh!

Thank you.

Finally, someone says it.

They don't feel like a complete total failure.

And fuck up!

Uh, G thank you so very, very much.

Should we make baby make Tiny Todd Gillman?

All right?

How would you like to do this?

Oh, I thought you meant the sex.

I was gonna say upside down Helicopter style.

I know this is the injection of sperm into the egg.

Whatever, but I really thought we were gonna be a food technologist again would choose it in every method.

I inject the baby into the food and then eat the food.

And that's how you make a baby.

Every time I asked my parents about it, they were just, like, shrug it off a dinner time.

And I was like, I get it.

It's in the food.

Okay, wait.

Hold on.

Our baby's loading.

Oh, God.

Somebody in charge of these four plus 26 Okay.

Thank God.

Oh, actually, running them into the O.

Holy fuck.

I didn't know I had to do math.

What is death inevitable?

Like tha knows.

Did I actually picked the wrong one?

What is love?

Destiny or chemistry?

Come on.

They love is pure and eternal.

What is universe conceivable?

What?

No, I'm I keep fucking until the baby comes out.

What?

I was born.

I didn't have to do math to get into the egg.

I was just the most obnoxious one and all my fellow sperms died in front of me.

What is death inevitable?

Okay, I think I just picked the wrong one and mix up a and B last thing.

It's very hair.

Life is tricky.

No letters.

Just come at you.

What is confusing this question?

Here we go.

Oh, we will make Tiny toddler Tiny little Jack Man.

What?

Its significance.

You your significant Sorry You're not significant.

Thegame just told you.

I'm sorry that I had to break it to you This way.

What is time ticking?

What is life?

Random?

What is money required there?

We g o Okay.

Money is not everything.

What?

Is the universe meaningless?

What?

God, I just had to make essential crisis, and I'm not even born yet, but here we go, baby.

That's how powerful my sperm is.

It just takes one chance, just one sperm to get through.

And that's it.