[Deck the Halls rock instrumental]

J: Merry Christmas. C: Merry Christmas.

C: I love you. J: I love you, too.

C: Merry Christmas, little one. J: Merry Christmas, Tilly!

J: Hii.

J: I hope you're having an absolutely wonderful Christmas Day.

C: Yes, [sing-song voice] Merry Christmaaaas.

J: We Wish You A Merry Christmas C: Yeah, I was trying to think of a Christmas song, like...

and they've been playing like every day in every shop for the last twenty-five--probably more like

J: 30 days, and you can't remember a single one. C: Way more than that.

C: Probably since the beginning of November.

J: It's going well. C: And all I came up with was, "Merry Christmaaaas!"

J: OK!

J: So, this is our very last Vlogmas video for 2017.

C: Aw. J: It's a bit sad. I feel really tired, but it's a bit sad.

C: I'm sure you're not that sad. J: I'm ready for a break!

J: Holiday! [?]

[?]

J: Unless, of course, I hit 200K within the next week. C: Wow!

J: In which case, I'll do something. Maybe a live stream.

J: I'm not sure. But that's my--I really want to do that by the end of year.

J: That is my goal, so please... C: You did say in January when I think you had about 2000 subscribers.

C: You were like, "I wanna make...200,000 by the end of the year!"

C: And our friends were like, "You know that's--" J: "Dial it back."

C: They were like, "You know that's like a thousand percent?"

C: Is that right? A big job, basically.

C: And everyone was like, "Yeah, just, you know..."

J: "Whatever, Jessica, whatever." C: "Be hopeful and optimistic, as you always are."

C: And then it was like what?!

J: Almost! Almost, so close. You guys, please, share my videos with your friends.

Tell your friends about me. Tell strangers. I just...[Jokingly] I just wanna make it, guys.

I just have a goal. I just like having a goal.

J: But this video - actually, [?] - we're going to open our stockings!

J: Yeah! See what Santa left us. C: And the dogs are gonna open their stockings.

J: And I'm gonna--we're gonna open stuff from our PO Box!

C: Ooo, yeah, I'm excited about that. J: She's really excited.

J: And you have to keep watching to the very end, where we're going to announce the winner of the give-away.

C: So, all in all... Yeah! J: Good morning!

C: We haven't even had breakfast yet.

C: Most of my family aren't even up. I mean, I've seen my dad briefly.

J: Yes, we're at Claud's dad's, if you're wondering why we have a different Christmas tree behind us.

J: It has silver baubles on, so clearly it's not ours.

C: I love how we both turned around to confirm that.

J: That's what happens. OK, get the stockings!

C: OK, where we starting?

J: "Claudia!"

C: OK!

J: What's it gonna be? Ooh!

C: It's squishy. J: Squishy.

J: And wrapping paper for Walter.

C: It's a sponge! J: Yes!

J: Probably because Santa knows that you have eczema.

J: So you need a special sponge. C: I know, I do.

C: Yeah, one side's nice and soft, and one side's like an exfoliating sponge.

C: So that'll be nice, because I need to exfoliate the back of my legs and my back.

J: Yeah, they don't need to know how you bathe.

J: I'm gonna start with the biggest one in my stocking. C: You're next. OK.

Look at the size of that, that's really good.

And I think Santa, by the way, has improved

his wrapping skills since last year.

C: Learnt from a pro. His elves taught him. J: Good job, Santa.

J: His really hot elves.

J: Oo, oo, oo!

J: Why, it's a woodcraft construction kit!

C: Yeah. 'Cause you love that kind of stuff.

J: I really do. I really, really, really do. C: We can do it later. Or tomorrow.

J: Ooo, yeah!

J: It's like a giant jigsaw.

J: Aww, so good. C: And you have to be over eight-years-old, so I thought that was appropriate for you.

J: Thanks.

J: Oooo! What a nicely wrapped present.

C: What is this?

J: It's got a nice ribbon on it.

J: I don't know if the dogs even need stockings. I mean, they seem to be having a great time.

J: Keep shaking!

C: [Excited noises] J: No, that's my one bit of tissue paper that's still in tact; I need that for later.

C: Yeah! You left the price on, Santa!

J: Santa's sorry.

C: These are nice. J: Santa must know that you're going on holiday.

C: Yeah. I needed some sunglasses, because I left my sunglasses.

I don't know where I left them. That's the whole point - they're lost.

C: I lost my sunglasses. J: Yeah.

C: If I knew where I'd left them, I could go retrieve them.

J: Hello.

J: That's right. Looking sexy. Turn to the side.

J: Ooo, there are loads of things in here.

Rather exciting.

[Excited noises] No added sugar white chocolate!

C: Mmhm J: For the person who hates chocolate

but likes solid fat.

J: Ah, yes, and it has no sugar. Mine.

C: That'll be nice, because me and my family have been treating ourselves to little truffles and

you know, things like that, and then you can't have any -

C: now you can be like, "I'll just have a bit of my white chocolate." J: "I'll just have some of my chocolate."

J: Yes. Chocolate.

C: [Tutting] We haven't even had breakfast yet.

C: Ooo, what's in the sack?

C: Oh, it's already unwrapped itself.

C: I think it's a book!

J: Oh, my goodness, could it be? C: I needed a book

C: for my holiday. Thanks for all the suggestions, everybody who gave them.

C: There's a lot of stuff on there.

J: Claudia will have the next decade to read through the suggestions

J: given on our Favourites video. C: Yeah.

C: There might not be any vlogs or videos in Malaysia because I just won't put the books down.

C: I won't pick up a camera. J: She'll just be reading.

J: It'll just be me filming, so it'll be all shaky and terrible.

C: [Pleased noises]

J: And look who's on the back! C: This is awesome!

J: Her royal hotness herself.

C: "Dark, disturbing, compulsively readable"

C: "Krysten Ritter, Bonfire: 'Nothing burns as bright as the truth.'"

J: It's a book written by one of our favourite people.

J: I wanna read that after you, please. C: Yeah.

J: Santa's got good taste. C: That's what the best presents are: "I bought you this! Can I have it back?"

J: Yeah, good job, whoever suggested that.

C: Sorry, that's my exciting...

C: Jessica pointed out - I never realised until I started filming - that I swing my arms around a lot.

J: Yeah, yeah, you really do. C: When I'm a bit angry or frustrated, I swing them this way.

J: You know that thing where you wonder why there are some people

who can eat whatever they want, and they never work out, but they stay really thin?

It's because they are constantly moving!

C: Yep. I'm doing like my own aerobics

C: in life, every day. J: She's basically working out all day, every day.

J: Yeah. Woah!

C: Woah!

J: As presents go, I'm not sure how I feel about this one.

J: Charcoal pore strips!

C: Santa's saying, "Clean your nose!"

J: Thanks, Santa.

C: No. I really like these. I wanna do them.

J: We'll do them together later. C: They're really satisfying.

J: Let's both tear the [?] off our faces. C: When you pull them off and you can see all the bits.

J: Yeah, that's true. I'll give you that, I'll give you that.

J: My, I wonder if anyone can guess what this is.

C: I think this might--I know what this is

because if you didn't get me this

C: at Christmas... J: You'd be sad.

C: I'd be like, "What?!"

J: Also, I kind of got you the [?]

["Revealing" noises]

J: And this is the extra big one.

J: With all the types.

C: Ohh! I like them.

C: Yummy. Thank you. J: Yeah! Santa knows what you're after.

C: [Quietly] What is it?

J: Oo! It feels kind of--it's very light.

J: Very kind of empty-ish. Hello again, Walter!

J: Do you come back for every present thinking, "Oh, it's for me"?

C: Do you recognise that? J: I think...I think Santa gave this to me last year

J: but I just forgot about it.

C: Yeah, but it wasn't Santa being silly, thinking, "I'll get the same present again!"

C: It was--this is unopened. J: It's literally the same present Santa got me last year.

C: This tag has not been broken.

C: Appreciate your gift.

C: Walter can't resist the sight. He's like, "Unwrapping stuff?" J: You're back!

C: "Oh, my God!"

C: Aw, yeah!

J: Wow! C: I needed one of these.

J: It's a hairbrush! C: For the one time a week I brush my hair.

J: It works, it works. To be fair. C: Yeah!

J: Your hair's shiny... C: Thanks, that's -

J: It's gorgeous C: "Shiny. Greasy!"

J: No, but it's not, though!

J: Because it's all like glossy, and yet it still has body.

C: Thanks. J: And oomph.

J: Basically, you just have really good genes. C: It gets frizzy if I wash it too much.

C: And it's meant to be better for your hair not to brush it every day, because if you brush it every day,

it gets more greasy.

J: Girl's got a point. C: It pays to be a little bit lazy and dirty.

J: Yeah. That's what we'll be telling the kids. C: That's the motto of this video.

J: Tilly?

J: What are you doing, honey?

C: Is that how you have to open stockings now? J: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a ninja.

J: I'm a stocking-opening ninja. C: OK.

J: Why can't I say "ninja" properly? Oh, no, I can't open it without tearing!

J: It's from Mr Simms' Olde Sweet Shoppe

J: Yeah! C: Oh, no, now you've just teared the bag, darling.

J: I tore it. I'm sorry.

C: You'll just have to eat them all at once. Challenge! J: What a shame.

C: Go! You've got five seconds!

J: Yeah, they're sugar-free. I love these ones. They're [?] and they're actually jelly-like.

J: Like an old-fashioned jelly.

J: They're really, really good. C: Like crystallised sugar on the outside, but not sugar.

['Ninja' noises]

C: We're so easily amused by ourselves.

J: Yes, but thankfully other people are, too. C: Oh, yeah, that's true.

C: It's so nice, YouTube. It's proven that we're not complete, like...

C: weirdos. J: No, honey, I think we are.

J: It's just other people find it funny. C: OK.

C: [American accent] Some Louisiana Hot Sauce!

J: Ohh, yeah. C: Dunno what accent that was

C: [With accent] Hot peppers! Hot! It's real hot!

C: Are you saying something about me? Is this...? J: Yeah, you know I am.

J: Yeah, that's right.

J: Yeah!

J: Yeah, yeah, yeah

J: You go, sexy girl.

C: I was just trying to do that thing.

C: Oh no, that's so embarrassing.

J: No, you did a ['whipped' sound] at the same time as [flame extinguish noise].

C: As a "too hot to touch" and a "I'm whipping hot."

J: Oo! This one's really heavy.

J: I see Santa had issues with

wrapping a round thing, but Santa did a good try.

J: Wow!

C: It's glittery.

J: It's so glittery!

J: Oh, my God. "Face Scrub Glowing Rose Hip Oil"

J: I think I like--your dad's looking through the window. C: I know! He's like, "What are you doing in there?!"

C: There's only one thing left in my stocking. J: Ooo, what could it be?

C: Traditional...clementine!

C: You don't even like these, Walter.

C: What about you, what have you got in yours?

J: There should also be a pound coin at the bottom of your stocking,

but unfortunately Santa only had a £2 coin

J: and no one would trade with Santa for two £1 coins. C: He was too stingy to just give me the £2 instead.

J: But Santa didn't have another £2 coin, just the one £2 coin, but no one would share.

J: Oh!

C: Some essentials. J: Santa!

J: My goodness. C: [Singing] Santa, baby...

J: It's some big pants! C: Some paaants!

J: And they're from the Marilyn Monroe collection, which is my favourite pants-wear.

J: Because they're so comfy, and yet they look nice. C: And they're kind of vintage-y.

[Very quiet generic singing]

J: Thank you for that performance. That was beautiful. C: She's been rehearsing, like...