Firstofall, letmesaythatwhen I talkedtoprofessionalchemistsandaskthemWhydidyoubecome a chemist?
Theynearlyalwayssay, because I hadaninspirationalchemistryteacherand I had a greatteachercalledTonyRoberts.
I'm TonyRoberts.
I talkedMartinchemistry 50 yearsago.
I behavedbadlyinhisclass, buthestillinspiredme.
So I thinkthemostimportantthingforanysortofteachingisenthusiasm.
Ifyoufindthesubjectboring, heavenhelpthepupils.
So I thinkyou'vegottoconveytheideathatyouthinktheworkisinterestingandyoulikeit.
I wasoncelecturingtostudentsaboutsomething I thoughtwasreallyboringsubstitutioninoctahedronCoblecomplexes.
Thewholeclasswassilent, and I suddenlythought, Gosh, theythinkit's interestingAnd I workedmyselfupintosuch a stateofexcitementthat I couldn't doanythingfortherestofthemorning.
DearProfessorPolyakov, whatisyourfavoritecheese?
I don't likebluecheeseverymuch, but I likemostothercheeses.
I oncepublishedthepaperwithmycolleagueGeorgeDavidson, analyzingcheese, infact, analyzinglowfatcheeseandcomparingwithnormalcheese.
I wassoembarrassedthat I publishedthepaperwiththewordcheeseinthetitlethat I didn't putitinmyCVformany, manyyears.
What's wrongwithhavingchasingthetime?
Well, I thoughtitwasnotverydidn't soundveryscientific.
Whatwillyoudowhenyouretire?
Onecanneverforeseethefuture, but I'm notplanningtoretireimmediately.
Butwhoknowswhat's goingtohappentooneinthefuture?
Howmanyperiodictabletiesdoyouhave?
I'm notsure, because I havetwocollections, oneathomeandonehereattheuniversityintheUSThere's theuniversityoneonthetiessometimestravelbetweenthetwo.
Youcan't reallyseetheelementsverywell, but I knowthey'rethere.
I have a theorywhichmight, um, amusesomeofyouthatwearing a tiemayhelpmitigateglobalwarmingbecause, yousee, whenyouhave a tie, itconstrainsyourcollararoundyournecksohotairgetstrappedinyourshirt, soyoufeelwarmersoyoucanturntheheatingdown.
Soifyouwear a tie, let's seeOhtoo, it's dischargedintheatmosphere.
Sosavetheplanetandwear a tie.
Howdoyourelaxinyourfreetime?
Sleep?
Yougotothemovies a lot, don't you?
So I gotoWell, mywifeisverycleanoncinema.
Sowegoquite a bittothecinemaandyouprobablyknowthatmybrotheris a moviedirectorandwriter.
YoucanbuyhisTVdaysonAmazon, so I doenjoygoingtocinema.