- NO PEEKING, NO PEEKING, NO PEEKING!

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU BETTER

BE WEARING CLOTHES WHEN I OPEN MY EYES.

- ALL RIGHT. OPEN YOUR EYES.

- SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE.

- HUH? "DAYS OF OUR LIVES" PICKED UP MY OPTION.

- CONGRATULATIONS! - I KNOW.

- NOW WE CAN FINALLY WATCH "GREEN ACRES"

THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE SEEN.

- UH-HUH. - SO, UH...

WHICH ONE IS MINE?

- WHICHEVER ONE YOU WANT, MAN. WHICHEVER ONE YOU WANT.

NOT THAT ONE.

- OH, YES.

- OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE STUFF.

- DO WE DARE?

- WE DARE.

both: AAH!

[both moaning]

- UH, TWO LARGES, EXTRA CHEESE ON BOTH.

BUT LISTEN, DON'T RING THE BUZZER FOR 19, RING 20.

GELLER-GREEN. THEY'LL LET YOU IN. OKAY?

IF YOU BUZZ OUR DOOR, THERE'S NO TIP FOR YOU. OKAY, THANKS.

PIZZA'S ON THE WAY. I TOLD YOU WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO GET UP.

- WHAT IF WE HAVE TO PEE?

- I'LL CANCEL THE SODAS.

- WOW! LOOK AT THAT. THE CAR IS ON FIRE, YET SOMEHOW

ITS EXPENSIVE PAINT JOB IS PROTECTED BY THE MIRACLE WAX.

- YOU GOT A CHEETO ON YOUR FACE, MAN.

[sniffing]

- HI! - HEY!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OUT WITH RACHEL?

- THAT WAS 14 HOURS AGO.

- SO HOW'D IT GO?

- WELL, LISTEN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, YOU KNOW,

FOOLING AROUND WITH A GIRL AND...SHE STARTED LAUGHING?

- YEAH. BUT IT WAS 1982

AND MY FLOCK OF SEAGULLS HAIRCUT WAS TICKLING HER CHIN.

- SHE LAUGHED AT YOU? - YEAH. I DON'T KNOW,

I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS SINCE LIKE NINTH GRADE TYPING,

YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT IT TO BE PERFECT AND RIGHT ANDů

WHY ISN'T THAT LASER BEAM CUTTING THROUGH THE PAINT?

- IT'S THE MIRACLE WAX! - IT CERTAINLY IS A MIRACLE.

- HI, YOU GUYS. - HEY.

- HI. LISTEN, I WAS THINKING ABOUTů

- LISTEN, CAN YOU GUYS SPEAK UP?

IT'S HARDER FOR US TO HEAR YOU WHEN YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE.

- OKAY, LISTEN. I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT

AND I REALLY WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

- NO, YOU, YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO NEED TO MAKE ITů HOW?

- WELL, I WAS THINKING MAYBE, UM, A ROMANTIC DINNER

WITH CANDLES AND WINE AND THEN,

UH, MAYBE GOING BACK TO MY PLACE FOR, UM, DESSERT.

- HMM, THAT SOUNDS, I DON'T KNOW, PERFECT.

[door banging]

- WHAT'S THIS?

-COULD YOU GET US A COUPLE OF BEERS?

- WE HAVE GOT TO GET YOU LAZY BOYS OUT OF THESE CHAIRS.

both: HEY, WHOA! HEY, WHOA!

- YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE

AND BE WITH THE THREE-DIMENSIONAL PEOPLE.

- NO. INSIDE GOOD.

OUTSIDE BAD.

- YOU GUYS ARE SO PATHETIC, I... OH, OH! XANADU! OH!

- SHE'S ONE OF US NOW.

- HI, YOU GUYS. - HEY!

- HEY! - HEY!

- WELL, WE JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY GOODNIGHT.

GOODNIGHT!

- LOOK AT THAT. THEY WON'T EVEN TURN THEIR HEADS.

- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. I'M TAKIN' OFF MY SHIRT.

- NAH, SHE'S LYIN'.

[Beavis and Butthead chuckling]

[alarm blaring]

- IS THAT THE FIRE ALARM?

- YEAH.

OH, IT'S NOT WARM YET, WE STILL HAVE TIME.

- COOL! - YEAH, YEAH. COOL.