It's where you got married.

-14 million hits. -Views.

-Views, yeah. Hits is a good one.

-I did. Yeah. Yeah, I got married.

So, basically, I was in the car with one of my good friends.

He's 45.

so he's a little bit on the older side.

Not, like, super old.

-No. [ Laughter ]

-I would say young.

-Yeah, super young. -Yeah.

-Super experienced. -Yeah. I know "Yummy."

-Yeah.

-Tickle, tickle.

-Tickle, tickle. [ Laughter ]

-We're good again. Right? We're cool.

-Yeah, we're good.

I was sitting in the car with him,

and he told me that I would never find love,

and so -- he was just joking.

He's a funny guy.

But I think it was that same night,

I booked a flight to Boston, where his mother lives,

and I proposed to her.

I surprised her, and I proposed to her,

and she was very confused, but then when I told her

that I want to become my buddy's stepdad,

She was 100% in,

and she thought it was the greatest thing.

-How old is she?

-I think she's 75 or 76.

Yeah. So, we flew to Vegas, and we got married there.

Yeah, that's us getting married.

She's so cute. [ Cheers and applause ]

She's so cute.

-[ Laughs ]

-How cool is she to do this, by the way.

-Oh, my God. She's the best.

-So, now you're your buddy's stepdad.

-Yeah. So, after Vegas, I quickly took her to Hawaii.

This was, like, all within three, four days

without my buddy knowing.

So, I took her to Hawaii, and then we came back.

-You went on a honeymoon.

-Yeah. We went on a quick honeymoon.

[ Laughter ] -You really commit to the bit.

-Yeah, he thought I was gone for work,

and then I came back, and I showed him all the papers

that I'm, like, legally, now his stepdad,

and everyone had a good laugh, so it was definitely worth it.

-Are you still currently still married.

-No, I got a divorce.

-Aw.

-Yeah, and that took me like six months

to, like, get it annulled.

It took, like, a really long time to go

through all that paperwork. -Oh, my gosh.

-Yeah, with all the lawyers and stuff.

It was just a pain in the ass.

[ Laughter ]