[ Giggles ] No, you -- you hang up.

All right. On the count of three, we'll both hang up.

Ready? One, two, three.

You didn't hang up! [ Giggles ] Okay.

All right. Bye, Dr. Fauci.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to "The Tonight Show at Home Edition."

Of course, I'm coming to you from my house,

and I wanted to say thank you

for watching the show on NBC or on YouTube,

and I'm sending out all my thoughts and prayers

to everyone in New York City, my hometown.

They're going through some rough times right there.

So I'm thinking about you guys right now.

Our guest is a New Yorker. He's in Long Island, actually.

Alec Baldwin.

Great, great, great actor and friend of mine.

So, he's going to be on the show,

and his charity that he's talking about

is EastHamptonFoodPantry.org.

And it's pretty cool that he's doing this,

reminding everyone to support your local food pantry.

You might not even know if you have a local food pantry.

So, you can Google...

"local food pantry near me,"

and it will probably come up,

and you can support in any way you want.

Either bring probably canned foods,

or they would probably love money.

You know, I know for East Hampton Food Pantry,

$25 can feed a child for a week.

That's pretty amazing.

So, thank you, Alec, for being on the show.

Also, from 5 Seconds of Summer,

Luke Hemmings is going to be on the show tonight

doing their new song called "Old Me"

from their new album called "Calm"

that comes out tomorrow.

But I love those guys every time they come on the show.

I appreciate that they're doing an at-home performance.

It's gonna be pretty cool.

It's gonna be a fun, fun show.

Guys, what is your favorite food?

Frannie, what do you like to eat?

Popcorn?

Winnie, what do you like to eat?

-Popcorn and any ice cream.

-Yeah. Popcorn and ice cream. -No!

-Wha-- -[ Babbling ]

Unicorn pop-- Unicorn popsicles.

-Unicorn popsicles. Okay. Good.

Oh, Winnie, that's beautiful.

Winnie's been drawing all these great drawings for the show.

What is that? -[ Babbles ]

-Who you draw-- Who is that?

Me? -No. Me.

-You drew you? Let me see if it looks like you.

Pretty good. I'd say that's Frannie.

That's beautiful. I love it.

Uh, okay, guys. I'd like to do maybe a monologue right now.

Hey, if you guys like the joke, okay, give a thumbs up.

-Uh-huh. -And if you don't like it, go...

Pbht!

[ Laughter ] -Pbht!

-Yeah, but you could also do this, too.

Remember? Thumbs up.

-What if you don't like it? That means you do this.

-Oh, you can -- Sure, you can do that, too.

You can do that. -Or you could do pbht!

-Okay, yeah. Okay. Just keep the popcorn in your mouth.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

All right. Here we go. Ready? Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

Bud, you're really crunching that.

Smackin' behind me.

Welcome to "The Tonight Show at Home Edition."

Well, guys, I got to be honest, the boredom of isolation's

really starting to set in.

Today, I started a master class from Ken Burns' hairstylist.

-Pbht!

-Pbht!

-Maybe google Ken burns. I don't know.

Seriously, I'm bored out of my mind.

Last night, I binge-watched ten hours of my doorbell camera.

-Pbht! -Pbht!

[ Laughter ]

-Honey, look, a leaf. Ooh.

Um, I think my family's getting a little tired of me, too.

This morning they said, "We know it's dangerous out there, Dad,

but why don't you just give it a shot?"

-Pbht! -Pbht!

[ Girls laughing ]

-These are crazy times.

Video chatting with everyone you know

is getting a little weird.

It's one thing to know what someone else's house looks like.

It's another to know what it looks like up their nose.

-Pbht! -Pbht!

[ Girls laughing ]

-I feel like everyone's dentist.

Uh, listen to this.

I read that the language learning program Rosetta Stone

is offering a free three-day trial,

and everyone who signed up is like, "Okay, great.

I have three days to learn French."

-Pbht! -Pbht!

-What?

[ Girls laughing ]

-That's -- [ Laughs ]

That was okay. You were laughing after.

Oh, this one's good.

I saw that some people are actually still flying

during this pandemic.

Instead of zones and groups,

passengers are now separated by idiots and morons.

-Pbht! -Pbht!

-We'd now like to welcome our premier-plus morons to board.

Uh... -Pbht!

-I didn't tell the joke yet. I didn't tell the joke yet.

I read that Nancy Pelosi turned 80 years old today.

-Pbht! -No, I didn't finish the j--

That's the setup. There was a really sweet moment

when every member of Congress sang her "Happy Birthday."

-Pbht! -Unfortunately, it turned out --

Unfortunately, it turned out

they were all just washing their hands.

[ Laughs ] -Pbht!

-Oh, get a sense of humor back there. Gosh.

And finally -- Did I get a thumbs down?

-No. -Not yet. All right.

That's not that bad then. I feel pretty good.

-Pbht! It's better. Better!

-And, finally, this is crazy. A guy who was self-isolating

actually sent his Chihuahua to the store with money

to buy Cheetos for him, and it worked.

Yeah, it doesn't sound like real life.

That sounds like a plot to a Seth Rogen movie.

-Pbht! -Pbht!

-There you go. That's the monologue for tonight, then.

Uh, thank you very much.

-We did it to every one! -I know you did.

Okay, guys, now it is time for...

-Pbht! -No.

Hashtags! -Pbht!

-Frannie, where -- What are you doing?

Are you coming out? -Hashtags? What are hashtags?

-What are hashtags? They're sweeping the nation.

They're a comedy thing that we do on our show

where we tell everyone at home what the subject is

and they hashtag, and they...

They -- They, um, write what they think is funny,

and they send it out, and it was actually --

This was trending worldwide. Watch your head.

-Can I hold this? -Um...

-I want to hold -- -You gonna go out, too?

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

-Hold it steady. -We're really working on that.

[ Laughter ]

Yep. [ Laughs ] -Okay.

-All right, guys, this is Hashtags.

I want to thank Frannie and Winnie for being here

and their mom for being our camera operator.

Thank you so much.

Frannie? I know. Thank you very much.

Um... -[ Laughs ]

-No, no, no. Absolutely not. No, no. Thank you, though.

-[ Laughs ] -I love your shoes.

Oh, my goodness. They're nice shoes.

Did you pick those out?

-Yeah, they're toys. -They're toys. Okay.

All right. Let me do this, okay? I'm going to do this.

-I'm going to go upstairs. -Okay...

-I'll play piano. -Okay. Here we go.

You're gonna play piano. Okay. [ Clears throat ]

[ Feet stomping up stairs ]

Okay.