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And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10.

Jack Black Lines will never stop quoting you like your anonymity, though you're like Banksy for this list, we're scouring Jack Black cinematic back catalog for his most memorable and Quoteworthy lines.

Let's get out there and melt some faces.

Hey, hey, what you doing?

Good.

If you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho Number 10.

I'm an overweight, middle aged man.

Jumanji.

Welcome to the Jungle.

The idea of being sucked into a video game, maybe a dream for some of us, but not if you're a teenage girl who suddenly becomes, well, not that Jack Black plays professor Sheldon Oberon, who just so happens to become young Bethany's avatar in the game.

Jumanji.

And honestly, you haven't lived until you've seen him or her learning how to relieve him or herself or teach sexy.

Okay, now angle your eyes down now head down, tilt up, eyes big.

No sparkle, sparkle like an anime character, a spark.

But of course, the sudden realization that she's lost her youthful looks and created them for a pith helmet and a belly is really one of the movie's highlights.

So that means I I'm I'm an overweight, middle aged man, self aware on point and delivered on Lee the way Jack Black and this line in this scene set us up for, ah, host of hilarity to come.

It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern at this moment.

Oh, really?

You don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call or text somebody or change your status to stuck in a freaking video game?

Number nine.

Get off your ATH Let's do some math.

School of Rock.

What's up with the stiffness, man?

You're looking little robe tronic.

Okay, let's ah, grease up the hinges and listen.

Loosey goosey, baby.

Loosey goosey, This movie is basically a greatest hits montage of Jack Black quotes and moments.

Almost every scene is gold, but when substitute substitute teacher Dewey Finn, a k a.

Net Snively is forced to invent a math based song on the fly, we get this genius line, which has long been ingrained in the memories of movie goers, music lovers and math students everywhere.

That is a wonderful thing, not.

There's a really cool thing.

So get off your ATH.

Let's do some math that whether you're trying to motivate someone to do their homework or just ripping through your favorite Jack Black lyrics, this one always seems to pop up.

If you wanted proof of blacks musical magnetism.

Just listen to how he makes math problems.

Rach three.

Minus four is negative.

One that's right on dhe.

Six times a 1,000,000,000 is six billion mailed it.

Number eight.

I didn't get into college.

Orange County Junior to get naked and start the Revolution Slightly manic stoner with a heart of gold is a phrase that could be used to describe many of his roles.

But Lance in Orange County is so much more than that, he's almost a lazy, lousy moral compass to his brother, Sean.

And as such, he's constantly appearing out of nowhere, offering words of wisdom and asking for favors.

Excuse me.

Sorry, Shawn, Have you seen my piss?

Jack Black?

Stealing the show is a given, whether it's with a starring role or a supporting one.

Joe John.

What is it?

Joe John Name's Joe John.

But the scene where he's trying to reassure his brother that everything will be fine even if he doesn't get into Stanford is so quintessential in quotable.

We cannot ignore it.

You're overreacting.

Did I didn't get into college and check me out.

I'm Kick ass.

Well, can't argue with that.

Number seven Iris If you are a melody The holiday If you've ever wanted to see the softer side of Jack Black my clean direct you to the Christmas comedy The Holiday As a romantic lead, Black gets a bit sappier than usual.

But seeing him stretch some new acting muscles through a sweet banter with Kate Winslet is a blast.

So that makes it impossible to forget him, which is great for him but sucks for you.

You see how great your life is compared to mine?

Okay, let's go.

I'm making you some fettuccine in this scene.

You're sitting at a piano chatting and cracking jokes when this line comes out of the blue and hits us with all the fields we owe our good notes.

So any funny guys out there looking to get serious and surprised their love with a romantic musical analogy?

This is a good place to start But of course, it wouldn't be a jack black movie if there weren't at least one or two very distinct line deliveries Risk.

It was great.

Knows Trump would come into a room number six.

He was so deadly.

Kung Fu Panda.

If you thought Jack Black was animated in live action, just wait till you see him in cartoon form.

What wth e energy and bravado of blacks voice are instantly recognizable in this animated comedy flick where he plays Poe, a wannabe kung fu hero.

Stairs.

Uh huh.

Who are you?

But I am the Dragon Warrior.

And from the opening sequence we get a very clear idea of what kind of hero he is.

A dreamer basically fantasizing about his greatness hotels us the story of a heroic warrior himself, obviously.

And while he attempts to stay humble, his tail is littered with fantastic ego fueled lines like this one was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

Delusional but lovable, Ho is a great character that allows blacks irreverent style to shine through.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.

Number five give us one chance to rock your socks off Tenacious D In the pick of destiny.

He's more than the man is a shining If you're anything like us and are looking for a movie where J B is that his ridiculous rock and roll best look no further than Miss Tenacious D vehicle inappropriate and awesome from start to finish.

The Pick of Destiny is really a journey of musical discovery, culminating in a rock off with Satan himself.

Insults were traded, deals are made and just before the stakes are brought to stratospheric heights.

Black hits us with this line.

We challenge you thio one chance to rock your socks.

If you're ever playing a gig and someone starts heckling, you just drop this one on them and you are good to go.

Number four A Cosby Sweater High Fidelity Music Snobs Unite High Fidelity is a movie for music fans by music fans.

It's about obscure.

Besides annoying customers and Top five Countdown's essential to the relatable atmosphere created in the championship vinyl store is the short tempered Berry played by Jack Black.

Berry.

Never with holds his opinion on anything Bob Dylan albums or items of clothing, and in this scene, we get one of Barry's finest moments with a Bill Cosby sweater put down.

That's the worst sweater I've ever seen.

It's a Cosby sweater.

Are Cosby sweater?

Did Lauren that you leave the house like that?

His over the top emphasis on the word Cosby is textbook J B.

And if you ever see anyone wearing anything like use X threads in this movie, it'd be rude not to pull out the Cosby Line.

Number three.

No, you can't have any fucking jellybeans.

Tropic Thunder This movie is responsible for giving us fat and bald Tom Cruise Simple.

Jack and Robert Downey Jr.

Oscar nominated turn as a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

Thank you movie gods so you can see that the ensemble cast is absolutely stacked.

Among them is black as Jeff Portnoy, a comedian known primarily for fart jokes as well as inappropriate public behavior and substance abuse.

Fresh from his most recent arrest for heroin, glue and crack possession, Portnoy was almost uninsurable When Portnoy's dropped in the jungle with limited access to his stash of jelly beans, Jeff gets a little testy.

Let's say they look tasty.

Nothing, man, it's jelly bombing jellybeans.

He is constantly sneaking off for a quick fix, but it's the moment where he's clocked.

By J.

Barry Shells Kevin Sandusky That cracks is up the most.

They're mine.

You think you're the only one who gets sick when he doesn't have a choice?

Well, that or this I need to wear stolen skin like a unitard number to get that corn out of my face.

Not Jolie Bray.

When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants.

Tenacious D showed us the silly side of rock, and Nacho Libre gives us the silly side of wrestling.

Directed by Jared Hess, whose unique mind also gave us the dry, awkward comedy Napoleon Dynamite.

Naturally, Bray is littered with cringing moments and true to form, Black makes each one of them pop.

Where's your rope?

We'd miss you.

It was stinky, but these are my recreates and clothes with so much ridiculous dialogue to choose from.

It was tough to nail down one quote from this movie, but we're going with this corny line, you sorry face anyway.

Like most of the movie, this line has drama in spades when it's totally unnecessary and we love it we asked Jack Black which of his movie lines was quoted back to him the most, and he said, Get that corn out of my face from naturally break.

Obviously, we disagreed.

So what is it?

Number one.

Let's run through these honorable mentions and then we'll find out.

Yeah, walking down the street and you see a little ghost What you're going to do about ghost.

What?

What?

What is that?

That's the Ghostbusters theme song.

No, I'm pretty sure.

I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night.

Foursome toast.

We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive.

However, this evening we will be very jive and the Uptown.

Trust me, whatever you're doing, it's working.

It is working.

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Number one.

Well, you're not hard core school of rock.

Let's get rocking.

We're back to school for our number one pick with Jack Black's erratic substitute teacher rocking our world while he is perhaps a questionable educator and role model.

No, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids, and I'm pretty sure I've touched them.

He does excel musically, and our favorite Dewey Finn original is the legend of the rent.

You're not hot car unless you live hot car.

And then that's where I want the backup singers to be like, Well, you're not hot.

No, you know what?

Unless you live hot unless you live.

But the legend of the rent was way hotter.

You are home.

I want to get your head banging Sing along with his blunt but true line about what it takes to be hard core.

I want to wait.

It's ah, hell, a catchy song in a movie filled with hela catchy songs, and watching Jack jump side to side, rocking out to his own musical creation is the stuff comedy Dreams are made of Shine on You Crazy Diamond.

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