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  • my name is except Guy.

  • And welcome to a game called Jump King.

  • This I've seen this a lot all over the place because apparently it's the new getting over it with Bennett funding.

  • Yes, Theo.

  • New hip happening rage game that all of the boomers air playing because the reflexes airship, We can't planning it.

  • Don't say there's a smoking hot babe at the top.

  • That is enough for me, Thio, get into the game Smoking Hot babes are the only reason to get out of bed in the morning.

  • That fat stacks and millions dollars.

  • A big parts cocaine legend hasn't.

  • There is a smoking hot babe at the top.

  • That's it.

  • That's all you get?

  • Ah, they're here.

  • I can't look like shuttle night.

  • So you're gonna get that babe, right?

  • Oh, you bet your big troll knows I am.

  • Go on, then.

  • Get up there.

  • So apparently.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, God.

  • So this is what the game is.

  • This is how you play is the whole thing.

  • But it's gonna get really annoying eventually own.

  • No.

  • Oh, I didn't know I had to hold the direction and jump at the same time.

  • Ah!

  • Oh, yes.

  • I'm a fucking natural.

  • I'm a gamer.

  • Which fuck.

  • Come on.

  • No, I'm gonna be here all day baby hears in the next decade Whoa!

  • So the longer I hold space further a joke And the longer I play this game the worst I'll get it.

  • I can feel that already.

  • Eyes, they're like speed runs in this game already online where people were finishing in, like, five minutes.

  • Say, take So I will not go, You hairy nuns.

  • Ours.

  • Okay, watch this.

  • Uh, yes, but I got a baby.

  • The baby that back.

  • How am I supposed to get there?

  • This is not very top of the morning of Yeah, Okay.

  • Wait.

  • Ho ho!

  • Oh, How socks.

  • Oh, so close.

  • Oh, I have it in me.

  • Oh, God, Yes!

  • Oh, yeah, baby.

  • Oh, baby, Rudy's That's sexy.

  • Hot babe at the top is gonna be mine.

  • Lee pays later.

  • Okay?

  • Is this one of those things that if I die, I start the whole thing over again?

  • Get out of here.

  • You affected bird.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Round two, which is thing is making me Oh, so very nervous.

  • No.

  • Oh e have lost it.

  • And I'm about to lose the will to live.

  • How did I do this before I figured it out?

  • Oh, I have.

  • I have the mad hops, the skills would huh Fucker!

  • Yes.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I mean, who All right.

  • God, I fucking hate this thing is so much harder looking.

  • Okay, I figured it out.

  • Speed run tactics for this.

  • Yeah, baby.

  • Oh, I surprise even myself.

  • Back to where we belong.

  • Where the fuck do I go from here?

  • What?

  • There's no way I could get all the way across that, can I?

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • Yeah, OK, Another one's a fucking red herring, huh?

  • Oh, I will sacrifice a child to you.

  • I will do it.

  • I don't have a child, but he's not one of my own.

  • But I sacrifice a child's to you.

  • Just let me get up and over.

  • Nice backing.

  • Okay?

  • What do we need to do that?

  • No.

  • 00 Don't fuck it up now.

  • Choices are bouncing off walls now.

  • Oh, no.

  • Ah, I'm safe here though, right?

  • I can't fall any further down unless I missed this 1st 1 Don't jinx it.

  • Don't even think store fucking commented.

  • Be there for me, okay?

  • Okay.

  • Thank you, Gamers.

  • Colossal drain like all your mama's.

  • That's sorry.

  • I'm all hyped up on adrenaline.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • I, um I gaming God.

  • Whore of Babylon.

  • Oh, why have you forsaken me now of all times?

  • I was doing so well.

  • The people at home are chanting, Jackie, Jackie, another chance and go Hope go home.

  • No.

  • Oh, you fucker.

  • Oh, the only thing stopping even gouged out my eyes is this glass We've lost all sense of it.

  • I had it at one point.

  • I knew how the game works.

  • And I was like, How How far did I go anymore?

  • I don't know, Uh, back, I want to do a violence.

  • I want to do a heck and violence right now, gamer, God's hold me back.

  • Okay.

  • And then nice, huh?

  • Nice.

  • Nice.

  • Nice fuck, man.

  • You was wrong.

  • Back on top.

  • It's not about making progress.

  • It's about falling down and getting back up again and train your God damn best.

  • How do I do this like that?

  • You, Harry, giant gaping.

  • It's easy, everybody.

  • It's easy.

  • Watch.

  • You just do this thing.

  • This and then you do a little Whoa!

  • Why don't you do this, and then you do this and then you do a little whoa.

  • And then you Oh, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • There's some very bad things gonna happen to people around me soon, Huh?

  • Get up there.

  • All right.

  • And then, uh, and then, uh ah.

  • What am I doing?

  • Clearly, I know how to do it.

  • I've done it many times already.

  • Do you think my frickin lizard brain could remember no monkey brain too strong?

  • Give me a banana.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • And then yes.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • You just give me easy ones like this.

  • I like these.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Okay.

  • Where am I even going?

  • Fuckers.

  • Watch this.

  • Perfect perfection.

  • Yes, Yes.

  • Uh, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Yes.

  • And then yes.

  • And then yes, and then No.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I hate this.

  • I wanted to die.

  • Oh, I want someone to take my lips, shaved them off, put them on a baboon's arse, and have everyone slapped me.

  • Life is too short for this.

  • Life is too short to be punishing myself for thing about things that I didn't even do.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • What?

  • Fuck you.

  • You shoot the fucking game.

my name is except Guy.

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2020年最大のRAGE GAME|ジャンプキング (Biggest RAGE GAME Of 2020 | Jump King)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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