Did you hear this?

Good.

That's why I'm here.

The whole crowd.

No, you grew tired of this election a year ago, didn't you?

We've still got a way to go.

Today, Elizabeth Warren pledged to bypass Congress and cancel all student debt on her first day as president.

Isn't that incredible? Incredible ...

As a result, she is polling number one with philosophy majors.

It's huge.

Now they can start their philosophy store, right?

With all that money.

Yeah.

Other big news, the WNBA is guaranteeing maternity leave for its players.

(The) WNBA (is) gonna offer maternity leave ... in response, the NBA said: Hey, if we offered our players paternity leave, there'd be no NBA ... that's a problem.

Everyone's fine.

I want to stress that.

But in Tampa, a woman was caught inside a Wal Mart trying to assemble a bomb.

Yeah, the authorities grew suspicious when they found something in a Wal Mart that was made in America.

Mostly foreign goods.