Althoughitbe a frickingcoolwaytokillsomeone, you'd probablytakeoutyourwristsand I don't evenknowhowyouwouldfirethatthing.
But, ma'am, thatissomeepicwhich I assumeisinthehoodbecauseofthebackground.
Andnownootherreason.
Freshsocksforthisitem.
Youcanwalkonwater.
What?
Howmucharethey?
I wantthat.
That's socool.
Damn, Thisremindsmeofwhen I was a kid.
Thisislikeoneofmyworstrealizations.
Allright, youguysrememberactionMen?
Action!
Mad.
Thegreatestheroofthemall.
I sawthefigurine, but I thoughtyouwouldn't getthefigurine.
I thoughtyougotlike, thisScubaequipment, Allright?
Itdidn't looklikethis.
Itlookedlike a realisticphotoonthepackage.
Sonaturally, I'm like, That's frickinepic.
Mom, canwepleasebuyanactionmanfigurine?
I didn't Itwasn't thescubaone.
Itwastheonewhereyouclimb.
Hehad, like, thesesuctioncupsthingstoclimbwith.
And I'm like, Wait, I'veseenthoseinfilmsthathealwaysusedtoimagineMydisappointmentwhen I foundouttheirsuctioncupsweren't a reallythink I wouldget a lousyfigurine.
This I'm experiencingtheexactsamething I experiencedas a childwhere I seethisthinksandinmyhead I wanted.
Butnow I knowthey'renotreallyandit's stillmake a sadJesusChristplus 1000 damageplusfiveintimidationminus 10 mobility.
Yeah, itdoescomewith a costand I don't evenknowhowyoureload, I thinktobehonestdeals 120 damage, instantmailenemiesor a deal's 200 damagetoallfearfultypeenemies.
BelgoTheo.
Oneguntoputanendtobeltout.
Nowthat's toodark.
I'm sorry.
Don't hurtanygirl.
Takemyadvice.
Gamersdon't hurtanygirl.
Whatam I lookingathere?
AspenPoll 25 Damagetovampiresignoresanyharbour.
Wow.
Okay.
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