Now, whatdo I havetodeliver a punchtoTroyBaker's face?
Because I don't knowif I coulddothat.
Mysweet, bouncybabyboy, Troy.
He's a lovelyman.
I can't hurthim.
Whoo!
Yeah, What a wonderfulgift.
Noproblem.
Oh, youforyourcontribution.
Okay, I havenoorders.
I don't knowwhere I'm supposedtogo.
If I don't have a packagetodeliver, doweevenexist?
Thisiscrazytown, okay?
I needtogetridofsomeoftheseanyway.
Uh, Yep.
Er, anythingin?
Justanotherone.
Recycling, please.
Uh, no.
Thereyougo.
Takemyemptybloodbags, America.
Maybesomemysticalsleepy's.
I'm gonnagosleepy, Sam, Seewhathappens.
I wanttowashhimoffonyou.
He's coveredinTroy.
Bakerisgoing.
Thatdoesn't soundright.
But I mean, isthatreally a badthing.
Nightynight, Sammyboy.
Okay, Nothing.
Nothingextraspecialishappening.
Thereyougo.
God, Run!
If I skipped, themostimportantcouldsingoftheentiregame.
Peoplewillbemad.
IsMickelson?
Wait, That's a goodidea.
I wanttoseeiffigurinedoesn't showuphere, doesit?
No.
Oh, itdoes.
Hell, yeah.
That's what I wantedtoknow.
That's socool.
Thelittleblobbyshowup.
Okay, I wouldmakeyoudrink a wholelot, butittakesyoufuckingforevertodothedrink, ese.
Allright, Skipthis.
I know I'm skippingthings, but I wanttomakesurethatwe'regettingtothestoryagain, causewe'refuckingpoppingoffrightnow, gamers.
Okay, Skipthat, Norman, asmuchas I wanttoseeyourlovelyreadassonyourfetusesand I ain't talkingaboutbridge, baby, Okay.
Allright, let's headout.
I I'm a headoutwithmyamazingfetus, I mightadd, atleastyourcleanerandLuluispacifiedbecauseyoudon't wanttobeheadingoutandLuluallangryandupsetmycarryinganemptyrocketlauncheronmyback.
WhatisitJustgiantcontaineronmybackspeedskeleton.
Shouldhegetthat?
Yeah, I'm a crypt.
Thespeedskeleton.
I unequippeditbecause I'vebeenplayingthisgameforfucking 400 hoursand I stilldon't knowhowitworksbecause I have a lizardbrainandthenprivatelock A Butthepowerskeletonaid?
No, thereweregoingWehaven't done.
Shutup.
I don't haveanyplacestobe.
Thankyou.
Whospeaksskeleton?
Hell, yeah.
Thankyou.
What's this?
Theseareallthingsthattheydon't Assault.
Riflelevelthree.
What?
Wehave a leveltwo.
Getitoutofmysight.
I don't wantstinkythings.
I wantsuperepicawesomethings.
Bloodbags, a shotgun, allterrainskeletongrenadelauncherwoulddo.
Okay, I putonthespeedskeletonso I wouldn't pickup a lotofthingsthataregonnaweighmedown.
Andnow I havepickedup a lotofthingsthatweighmedown.
Butit's finebecausewe'regoingtoneedthemwhogetsbecomealltheCairocrystalsthatsomebodydroppedthatbig a bitch?
Oh, yes, itplanes.
Thisis a planedowntherehaveyouguys.
Ifyouguysdon't mind, I'llbeherefor a while.
Youdowhat?
Wedon't knowwheresheis.
Justkeeppickingupthesecrystals.
I know.
I don't knowhowthehelldestroyBaker.
DoanythingNooneknows.
Isthissmartputting a thingrighthere?
Thisperson?
Bigbrainsmakedelivery.
Deliverlostcargo.
No, that's mine.
AndFrank, haveyougotanythingelsesotheycansteal?
Not a wholelot.
I don't knowwhathappenedjustnow.
I didn't useit, so I'm notgonnalikeit.
That's howmybrainworks.
AuntyBeatyhangerandpowerskeleton.
Assaultrifle.
No, I don't wantthose.
I feellike I have a lotofthestuffthat I need.
Howdidwhat?
Howdidyoulethertherething?
They'reonthebeach.
Howam I gonnagettothebeach?
Doesyourboygottodie?
That's prettygood.
I I feellike I shouldlikethisbecausethisis a goodone.
LuvCliffseemstobedrivenby a compulsiontoreclaimourBB, asifthatwillmakehimwholeagain, a compulsionsopowerfulthathewasnotonlyabletodraghimselffromthedepthsofhell, butbring a pieceofthathellalongwithhim.